We have a Winner!
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- conroy
Has anybody here ever won anything substantial?
What's it like?
- flavorful0
Being me is pretty great as it is, whenever I win something it's more expected than anything.
Winning to someone else is probably how I feel all the time.
That will be my description of winning.
- mattyd040
Winning to someone else is probably how I feel all the time.
flavorful
(Nov 21 06, 11:15)hahahahahaha. that was pure genius. i couldnt stop laughing. totally nicking that line for the 'about me' section on my mypsace profile.
- Jaline0
Once I came 11th in a spelling bee.
That's about it.
Oh, in grade 5 we got little pieces of paper to put in a container whenever we did something good. I got so many that the teacher just kept getting my name whenever he drew the names at the end of the month. However, you can only win once in each draw. I was such a suck-up back then.
- mpfree0
mrdobolina won the 'ps3 = terror' thread.
I gave him a cookie and a free fuck pass with my sister so he can finally lose his virginity.
Also, so he stops bitching and complaining.
after all, //he run's the PVN
- Jaline0
But it also sounds like "winning TO someone else", so like the other person actually won.
Or something.
- Jaline0
nevermind, I was thinking of "losing to someone else" hahahaha, I'm clearly out of it right now.
- grunttt0
my wife says i'm the best sex she's ever had.
;-)
if she ever changes her answer, we're going to have words.
- harlequino0
I've won a number of competitions in my life. But for contests,,,
I won twi tickets to an Aimee Mann concert the day after I split up with a girlfriend of three years. I couldn't get anyone else to go with me and it was short notice. It killed me to give them back.
It sucked.
- jox0
In middle school, we had a lottery for our parents to finance our school trip. Our teacher, Mrs Backman, who collected all the tickets had two baskets, one with the tickets that had a winning number (they were all the same), and another basket with the blanks.
Me and my friend Jan sneaked up behind and grabbed a handful of winning tickets and kept winning and winning over and over.
They had a REAL hard time the next day explaining why there were more wins than tickets sold...
true story! I was such a little bastard.
- OSFA0
Jaline won first place in Cancun's wet tshirt contest. Nice!
- Jaline0
my wife says i'm the best sex she's ever had.
;-)
grunttt
(Nov 21 06, 11:21)she was a virgin when you met her, right?
- OSFA0
Hahaha! She still is!
- grunttt0
~!@#$%
- Engage0
I didn't win something once, and that was a little depressing, but luckily i quickly won something again so that was ok. phew!
- conroy0
Things I have won:
$3 for drawing a fire safty picture. Age 5
Swindle Mag. subscription and Shepard Fairey Sign Johnny Cash poster. Age 34
Boys BMX bike & 360 pieces of gum in a golf tourn. Age 34
Panda head, winter hat. Age 28
So you can see nothin of any real value or worth.
No lotto winners or anything like that here?
- k0na_an0k0
HAHA @ gruntt!
My wife a few months ago got a scratch off lotto ticket and we thought we won $40k a year for the rest of our lives. After a few seconds I noticed she had scratched off one of the wrong spaces.
It ended up not being a winner.
For those few seconds though... man... it honestly felt like a HUGE weight had been lifted off my shoulders. It was euphoric.
- lvl_130
i just rewatched requiem for a dream last night and all i could think of was this:
http://requiemforadream.com/fuck, that movie is one that you love but hate to agonize through it again.
anyway, sorry, continue.
- jox0
Holy shit, k0na!!! Some disappointment!
- OSFA0
I am a winner.
I made friends with all of you. What more can a human being can ask for?
- brooke0
I won my dignity back this year. And some self-confidence.