first world problems
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- detritus0
Getting toward the middle of a webpage in an article in Vanity Fair or New Yorker, thinking "This is interesting, but I hope it ends soon" only to realise with horror upon reaching the bottom of the page that there's still another 9 full pages to go.
Fucking hell you Yanks are a wordy lot when it comes to magazines.
- MrT0
I chose the hottest, extra-hot satan's-cock chilli salami from the deli - that's a manly pursuit for me these days - and now I can't taste the nice bottle of wine that I also bought, or anything else for that matter.
- autoflavour0
Marychain posting geriatric women in COTD
- rabbit0
My Heineken is not quite cold enough.
- serves you right for drinking that pisshans_glib
- actually that's an insult to pisshans_glib
- Heineken is awesome you twatMilan
- lol no it's notset
- Heineken piss??? fuckin lol. great beer. What do you drink bud light??? fuck off.fadein11
- lol mainstream cuntset
- dirty chemical piss water with nice packaging.set
- Not cold enough to mask its pissiness, basically.MrT
- Most bad beers I can sort of tolerate after a few sips... except Heineken.ETM
- You must be AmericanMilan
- mg330
I really want to get the new Aphex Twin record just to have it, even though it's $30, but I don't think I'd listen to it more than once.
- GeorgesII0
one of my friend called her son "Atom"
- when he has kids they'll be the children of the atomprophetone
- PonyBoy0
REally?... you need this many fucking guidelines? As if having the grid on wasn't enough???
- zarkonite0
Made spaghettini with tomato sauce before checking the wine fridge, only had chardonnay left.
- Krassy0
Picked up an iced coffee on the way to work...but got distracted during the drive and didn't drink any...and now the ice is all melted and the coffee all watered down.
- mg330
My stepsister made the claim that she's been to 45 of the 50 US states, an absolute lie that I want to call her out on, but it will just open a can of worms like you won't believe.
- _me_0
i sneezed and tasted cocaine...
- rabbit0
Australian govt added GST (10% tax) to all Bitcoin purchases in Australia.
Fuck you Australian government! Get it right. Now all Bitcoin exchange companies in Australia will lost business to OS companies, Aussie dollars leave Australia, and you get 0 tax.
Tards!
- lose*
Sorry can't type thinking about this double taxation! FU!rabbit - Typical short-sighted fast response to an issue they clearly have no understanding on..rabbit
- but LOOK we are doing somethingggg!! FU! Tards!rabbit
- or it will legitamise the currency and more people will use it...SlashPeckham
- lose*
- omg0
I used homejoy for their cleaning services. 4 times out of 4 was a hispanic cleaning person.
- rabbit0
I was eating my toasted club sandwich and a crumb fell down my long sleeve now i can feel the crumb whenever I type. But i cant find the crumb to remove it from the sleeve. FML.