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- studderine
my whole apartment smells like it.
- sureshot0
mine smells like broccoli.
- your puke smells like broccoli??emecks
- that is correct.sureshot
- My broccolli smells like broccolli.Spookyhome
- studderine0
ugghh..drinking sucks.
- flavorful0
Oh man. You are going to fucking puke your face off in about a month when I'm in Chicago, hahahah.
- i got waaaay too drunk last night. i can still taste pukestudderine
- studderine0
i can even hold down water
- studderine0
cant
- flavorful0
All of a sudden I kept puking when I drank for like a few months.
Little did I know it was my appendix slowly bursting.
Just you know ... put that in the back of your head.
You may be dying.
- studderine0
well fuck
- sureshot0
my recipe:
two vanilla shakes
one whopper
two bags of doritos
and one cooked mackerel.
- 5timuli0
I just lost the contents of my abdomen. I blame the Pinot Grigio from last night.
- Spookyhome0
Life is great when you're straight.
- acescence0
get in your time machine and remind yourself not to drink so much. and lots of water.
- emecks0
if you're even boking water back up again it is time for some serious intervention - really.
Try getting your hands on some of this stuff - http://www.allcures.com/shared/p…
If you've been drinking you really NEED water in your system - the problem you've got just now is that your system assumes that you are incapable of putting anything but poison into yourself and as such spews it back out.... use dioralyte to make the most of the little water you do keep down, it should clear up pretty soon :)
- Spookyhome0
Run a hot bath, sit in it, take a long glass of cool, but not fridge cold water with you. Get submerged up to the neck in the bath and stay there for five to ten minutes, then sit up, reach for the glass of water and start to drink it slowly and steadily in small easy to swallow mouthfuls.
- good ideastudderine
- plus your work is really coolstudderine
- doctor0
Get drunk again. Cures all hangovers.
- studderine0
my carpet looks realllll nice. i puked all over it.
- flavorful0
Also drinking doesn't suck.
You suck.
Never blame booze for your shortcomings.
- hastudderine
- You have been toldcreative-
- Yeah!!! If you shoot your friend with a gun, it's your fault!! Don't blame the gun at all!!!Jaline
- CyBrainX0
This Halloween will make 20 years since my last puke.