Scarlett Johansson…

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  • dskz0

    well that pic is not the the most flattering. A neck would help.
    okay ill tell you why i like her: i met her at a bar in brooklyn and she was really intelligent. After a long night of passion and love I went out to get breakfast and promptly got run over by a car. I woke up in a Jersey hospital with no recollecton of anything for 2 weeks. When I realized I finally recovered, I tried looking for her but I couldnt remember what apartment she was in. So I just called it a loss and moved on. This was before she made it big, she just had a few low budgets.... anyways, I regret telling her I would get her waffles and spinach. We shared a special night...

    • that was me in halloween dudeCALLES
    • that would explain the penisdskz

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