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Idea for movie
Crispin Guzman is the world's best Nascar driver. He is seen relaxing before a race by clicking his knuckles and admiring his driving gloves. We watch this happen in the lenses of his Oakley shades. Also in his shades we see reflected a letter from his long lost son who has been kidnapped for ransom. The letter says "Good luck Dad, I hope you win and then come and get me". He needs this race, he needs to win it. He looks good, cool, focussed and unstoppable. He has no choice. Its a race against time. Its more than a trophy, its life or death. Some typical racing scene sounding chords are pressed on a keyboard and the skateboard-mounted camera does a focus pull across the room.
Just then the phone rings. Crispin Guzman picks up the receiver and we see its shaped like an amazing racing car. This is the guy who has taken it to the next level and fucking won. Alpha male style. He even has a gold rope chain around his neck as thick as a lady's finger. He puts the phone to his ear and grunts. We wait, almost as though its a still image not a movie. Just Crispin Guzman's amazing face on screen in high definition for us all to admire.
Then the receiver goes back down. Crispin Guzman starts swearing angrily, all "Whhhaaattt ttthhhee fffuuuccckkkk" and other things like this.
We return to the Oakley lens shot, and we see him crumple up the letter from his son and toss it into the fire.
They decided to kill his son anyway in a moment of high jinks. Now he is racing for the memory of his son. He leaves apt 201 and the credits roll.