I had a colonoscopy and it sucked...

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  • oey1

    Dude, thanks!

    I have a fissure in my anus. for almost a year now.
    it became chronic as my previous doctor just didn't take it seriously enough and after an initial reduction it was never actually healed and started hurting again.
    though not like the first time...damn!
    My anus was so swollen that the doctor could barely put his finger inside...actually he couldn't.
    I felt I was being constantly stabbed in my anus.
    Now I'm with a new Doctor since January and there's no comparison in how far better I feel.
    But it's still a little bit there.
    I will know in three months if I have to be operated.
    85% chances of success.

    Now I really know what a pain in the ass really means and will think twice before I use that expression again.

    • wow man, that sounds pretty horrific. what will the op do?cruddlebub
    • well, all i can say is there's so many things far worse. I was telling this to a person i know and haven't seen in a year. and i ask him, how are you doing?oey
    • "I went to the hospital cause of a problem in my spine. I checked in and they didn't let me out for 6 months."oey
    • "i was in coma and could have died of this. had morphine 3 times a day and had to learn how to walk again the last six months."oey
    • fuck me and my ass!oey
    • the op will be to try to seal/close the fissure. but it can always happen again. probably my anus is too tight and doesn't have enough elasticity.oey
    • LOL!oey
    • fair enough man... still, doesnt sound amazingcruddlebub
    • I already drink a lot of water but now at least 2 liters and two apples a day to make my stool soft. Like I said there are really bad things out there.oey
    • I took more meds in six months than in the last 5 years. no morphine though...oey
    • and LOL at that full storycruddlebub
    • hahaha! you're welcome!oey
    • slightly off my tits is a nice expression.oey
    • haha its an english one thats for surecruddlebub

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