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- scarabin13
God is just Santa Claus for adults.
Change my mind- No.Nairn
- Don’t tell me what to do, heathen!Gnash
- 99% of prayers is people asking for thingsdrgs
- Couldn’t agree more. Except Santa isn’t as big of an assholemonospaced
- Santa is way coolerKrassy
- Santa killed a whole lot less peoplefuturefood
- Santa creeps on childrens...pango
- i've always said, god is man's answer to "why?"imbecile
- At least Santa gets me what I ask for.ben_
- Both hate poor kids and reward the rich whether they deserve it or notscarabin
- Both have questionable origin stories. Both perform excellent party tricks. Both of them are into woodworking.monospaced
- Both like to watch you masturbatescarabin
- no need to change your mind.capn_ron
- I won’t change your mind.maquito
- At least I’d be interested in god if he was as cool as santa, though.maquito
- so god = anyone who gives you free shit.. hmm explains a lot the blind worship.deathboy
- Only if you’re obedientscarabin
- Have to be good by the god rules right. Makes sense. Does make u wo der current indoctrination of state as God beliefsdeathboy
- Close, but I think God is more of a Krampus style character.Wolfboy
- nothing is that simple. especially cosmic consciousness stuff. Change your way of thinking.Beeswax
- Accurate. Instead of presents he gives denial.jtb26
- The idea of God exists because we can't accept the unknowable and need a cause / effect relationship to explain everything. Santa is just for fun.mort_
- I've made an appointment for you with Dr. Boboaliev Sarhad in Tajikistan for Wed 14 Oct for your lobotomy. That should change your mind on this matter.shapesalad
- Santa is just a delivery boy, the toy shop is the real godSalarrue
- God doesn't do malls.garbage
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