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    there's this guy with a cart he pushes around the neighborhood selling elote, a mexican street corn that's delicious. he honks a horn as he passes, like a lo-fi ice cream truck for fatties.

    i've partaken a couple times, finding myself high and/or drunk often during quarantine. these things are the so-cal vegetarian equivalent of a doner kebab at 4am.

    now the fucker is on to me and sits outside my house every day spamming that horn, knowing full well i'm an indulgent, generally inebriated fuck with a couple dollars in my sofa cushions, and the fact that he's right has made it really annoying. so now i'm in a standoff with the guy, him honking that horn of derision, and me holing up in my house pretending i'm not home.

    i figure once he quits stopping here i'll start buying again

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    • Lol, how many do you buy?Fax_Benson
    • Classic Mexican standoff!zarkonite
    • they're 2 for $5, so i get one for myself and one for the chickens. it comes on a stick i push in the ground so it stands up. they go nuts over itscarabin
    • “One for the chickens”nb
    • lol!scarabin
    • There is a similar lady here that sells tamales. She yells "TAMALES" so loud you can hear her coming for blocks. These two should start a mariachi duo.capn_ron
    • they're going to rebel if you take away their daily dose and start making noise while you're trying to hide hahahasted
    • Looks delicious. I once tried “deep-fried lemon pie on a stick” at SD county fairgrounds. It tasted like heart strokes.maquito
    • 2 of these for 5 bucks geezas!% oh maan you got stoner candy addiction, and the guy found a goldmine ahahahsted
    • Also, best $1 fish tacos I ever had: mexican stand inside a Chevron or Valero near Encinitas. SD FTW.maquito
    • omg that's one of them good problemsgarbage
    • YupGuyFawkes
    • Did it come with a roll of toilet paper?utopian
    • I need a good Mexican food truck in my life right now. elote is the shit.monospaced
    • Be polite and tell him: "Ey mamón!! Te compraré de nuevo cuando tenga un cojón!"OBBTKN
    • God damn it why does this have to be on top of the feed, now I'm starving.garbage
    • Pro-tip: If you have a beard, ask for esquites. Afterwards you don't look like you've committed some mouth-related crime.garbage
    • https://frinkiac.com…Daithi
    • This is the best thread I have ever read on QBNdkoblesky
    • "At least I got chicken"kaiyohtee
    • https://media.giphy.…GuyFawkes
    • "quits stopping here i'll start buying again"
      Say that to him.      i_was
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