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    QBN log 3.31.21

    Things have been smelly here on the ship ever since Bones clogged the restroom with a turd the crew has cristened the "EVER GIVEN". The thing just wouldn't budge. Anywho, we were able to dislodge it using a phaser ray and peanut butter. The Borg has infected many of us on the ship while others have taken the vaccine. I was infected and I'm mostly feeling fine... hungry, but fine. I've been eating non-stop. The trim stomach I had been rocking all winter is now a bloated bulge. Luckily, spring is here and I am cutting out the pasta in favor of Garbanzos. I'll be in top shape by June.

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