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    Two QBN users Continuity and Utopian have both contracted covid-19. Write a funny story about their attempts to cure Continuity's brain fog.

    The first step in treating Continuity's brain fog was to get him to stop watching Fox News. Instead, Utopian had him watch online videos of kittens playing with yarn. This seemed to work for a while, but the brain fog soon returned.

    The next step was to try and get Continuity to eat healthy foods. Utopian prepared meals for him consisting of mostly green leafy vegetables and lean protein. But Continuity refused to touch them, saying that they looked like "rabbit food."

    Finally, Utopian came up with the idea of having Continuity listen to educational audio books. This seemed to work the best, and after a few weeks Continuity's brain fog was gone.

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