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Write a funny news report about the way the russia-ukranian conflict ended
“The Russia-Ukrainian conflict came to an abrupt end today, when Ukrainian president Petro Poroshenko announced that he had found a way to make peace with Russia.
"I am pleased to announce that we have found a way to make peace with Russia," Poroshenko said at a press conference. "I have been in contact with Russian president Vladimir Putin, and we have agreed that the best way to end this conflict is to have a dance-off."
The dance-off will take place tomorrow in Kiev, and will be judged by a panel of international celebrities. The winner will be declared the victor of the conflict, and will receive a trophy.
Poroshenko said that he is confident that he will win the dance-off, and that he has been taking dance lessons for months in preparation.
"I am the best dancer in Ukraine, and I will prove it tomorrow," he said.
The Russian government has not yet commented on the proposed dance-off, but is expected to do so soon.”