Guess What They're Saying

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  • Akagiyama7

    • "I was here before you"grafician
    • Opossums always have the legal right of way on the road.fooler
    • Possums as a species are considered living fossils, are over 20M years old so basically they were here before humans, before you, and before ofc @monospacedgrafician
    • Big ass ratYakuZoku
    • "FUKEET"sted
    • "Rescue me from this old ass freako woman, please!! I'm not her sex-toy"OBBTKN
    • Ich habe den Befehl gegeben – und ich lasse jeden füsilieren, der auch nur ein Wort der Kritik äußert – daß das Kriegsziel nicht im Erreichen von bestimmten!milfhunter
    • Sideblog: I was walking my dog with a girl I was into. We saw a city possum and the words that came out of my mouth were:garbage
    • "Hold my dog while I catch this possum." It was the most Alabama utterance of all time. I used to catch them as a kid.garbage
    • Grabbed the tail, it swung around. Let's just say we're going on 9 years, and we still joke about the time a possum bit the shit out of my dumb ass.garbage
    • "Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage"pango
    • skehiiiiisssssssssss...hydro74
    • We were sitting on the couch watching the telly, see. And I said to Susan, those interest rates hikes will cause a bank run, mark my words. Didn't I say that?skinny_puppy
    • “Fuck y’all”maquito

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