before i die...
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- mayo0
see, something like that is what i was looking for a few weeks ago.
you have funny hair.
- unknown0
does SAF stand for something or is it just safe without the e?
- lifeinsodium0
it is safe without an e and it also stands for something. oh, these mysteries of life.
- lifeinsodium0
mayo, where's that pic you promised me?
- mayo0
at home on my laptop. eh. lemme try something.
wait. so you DID get my email?!?! I'm bored, write me back (work addy)
- unknown0
i would call it:
El Destructor: Terror on Firestones
- lifeinsodium0
yes, i did. TWICE :p
- mayo0
yeah Saf, you'll have to wait until tonight. it's nothing great anyway. just a drunk mayo.
- Bio0
pics of a drunken mayo!?!?!?
i wanna play! can i play?
send me some crazy drunken mayo pics so i can photoshop them up and make you into a giant.
ps. i know what Saf stands for.
- lifeinsodium0
bio, thats a secret... shhh!
i havent slept in 30 hours.
- mayo0
yeah, there from the Ministry concert. I don't know how you will be able to make me look like a giant in these shots, but i'll send you one or two.
- lifeinsodium0
i will put your face on other scantily clad women and spread the pics on the big giant interweb
- mayo0
"oops"
*deletes email of pics to saf
- lifeinsodium0
noooooo nooooooo. anything but that.
- Bio0
YAY!
send me everything you got. do keep in mind that my photo manipulation abilities are considered super human. especially in the area of "putting faces on the bodies of hot naked chicks and then animating them to do weird things with a picture of me"
i learned everything i know from saf. he taught me well. heheh.
- lifeinsodium0
eric, that reminds me, why dont you show us all that pic you did where you put your face on christy turlington's hot body.
mayo, check the email.
- lifeinsodium0
and ignore all grammatical mistakes in that email. i havent slept in a while.
- Bio0
well, in that pic, i/christy am/is getting it on with david hasselhoff and im not sure my pride could handle having that plastered across the great interpoopnet.
- lifeinsodium0
eric, the interweb needs to see that picture. they need to know. they NEED it.
- Kristian0
life