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- MrOneHundred0
I am reposting this for the sake of my ego.
Just confirmed some of my work is in the 1000 Music Graphics book. Woohoo! So now my therapist gets a couple o’ weeks off.
- emukid0
"the crushing pain of fame, wealth and good looks?"
is there such a thing? perhaps it's easy for me to sit here and say there is no such thing. but really, how can all these supposed positives be a means of pain?
- Ask MrOneHundred after that book gets publishedcreative-
- hahah. Ask hedge.MrOneHundred
- omgitsacamera0
It's almost 1:30AM.
I can't sleep, and I have to bike at 6:30 to the train station.
Fuck. Oh well, new stuff:
- creative-0
Every time I write a note on here, I press return to save it instant messenger style. Of course this just makes a line break. I still sit there wondering why it's not been saved though.
- ********0
notes are like sms from 1995
- canuck0
I have noticed the blog thread has become more populated as of late.
- is that good or bad?emukid
- wait, don't tell me. i don't want to know. i am not sure i will be able to deal with the truth.emukid
- Don't worry, I posted my response in a note somewhere else.canuck
- now i need to know. WHAT IS IT?!emukid
- TELLLL MEEE!!!emukid
- It's for your own good that I don't. sorry. If you want to find the note, I can't stop you from looking.canuck
- I DON'T THINK I CAN DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE. I CANT!emukid
- I think you might be disapointed by my response, it's pretty shallow.canuck
- like my soul.emukid
- It makes me nervouscreative-
- emukid0
the humans are dead. the humans are dead. we used poisonous gases. and we poisoned their asses.
- ********0
- That's why I never post in mine anymore. Maybe once or twice a month. That's it.Jaline
- j/k
Really, I have become less interesting.Jaline - Damn right. *goes outside to playcreative-
- *gets bullied and comes back insidecreative-
- 1. My Son, Johannes; who will not stand:********
- 2. For a single moment of nonsense or deceit***********
- 3. Whom awaits in honor, and watches over the land:********
- 4. Whilst everybody takes their seat**********
- 5. He proudly states, "I will not take it!"********
- 6. They will deceiveth the nations no more*********
- 7. I have set the course, I have driven my stake:********
- 8. They will receiveth punishment like none other before***********
- creative-0
You know when you make a comment and you just know it's going to come back and haunt you...
- detritus0
Happy birthday to me - a stupid error on my behalf has just cost a client $500 and nearly lost them a domain name, whilst I've spent the last 2 hours trying to work out what went wrong, only to learn that.. it was me. I went wrong. Brilliant. Effing brilliant. I don't even know how I could've missed what I did - I dealt with similar things over the same period, but this one 'just slipped through' without my noticing. Nice wan. Excellent. Great. the best five hundred bucks I'll ever spend.
- things are looking up!********
- Shit dude that sucks on today of all days. Go grab a beercreative-
- A year wiser already ... I bet you won't make that mistake again, heh.********
- I feel sick.
*blarch't*detritus - :ZJaline
- chin upJnr_Madison
- things are looking up!
- ********0
i just bought food for rock werchter
- Jaline0
Click on the cow
http://chossy.com/
- ********0
While I was at a picnic on Saturday the heavens opened and it rained something ridiculous for a short amount of time. Glad we had a pavilion.
While the rain slowed down (along with teh wind) I took it upon myself to strip down to my underwear and slide down this giant hill we were on. Even decided to run up the other one across and see how far I could slide down.
The slope, amount of water, and speed I was able to get was remarkable so I would go probably close to 30 feet before I'd even begin to slow down unless I was turning on my back and stuff (which I wouldn't do on purpose but sometimes I would just involuntarily flip around).
It was suite except for the fact I forgot that grass cuts. So I have like 200 paper cuts on my chest and stomach.
To be honest I didn't even know the people as I was brought as a guest. I think I was supposed to be simple arm candy but I really wanted to see how far I could slide and debated on the odds of me ever getting that chance again given the conditions.
- I'm quite busy this week with Canada Day and stuff, but after Tuesday I may call you.Jaline
- Also went on the swings for a bit to see how high and far I could jump off of it again and again.********
- I mean, this is awkward...but I wasn't sure if you cared or...I don't know...whatever. Ignore me :PJaline
- Suite. I hope you're enjoying your country's very special day tomorrow and festivities that go with it!********
- also, lol @ your story. I think I'd laugh and just be like, "I have no idea who that is"Jaline
- To clarify, I mean that I couldn't figure out if you care about exact dates and calling. Like some girls do.Jaline
- honestly this is my favorite story you've ever told. nicely did.7point34
- hahah yea that was kind of the reaction. After I explained myself I was surprised to actually get agreement.********
- The agreement that I would never ever do that ever again, hahah.********
- Haha, nah I don't care about whenever. "America" Day is in a few days so I'll be in the same boat. :D********
- When I grow up, I want to be simple arm candy too.detritus
- heh, detritusJaline
- 7point340
ya'lls don't know what it's like
being male, middle class, and white- I sure do.Jaline
- I sure don't. I'm like school on a Saturday.********
- You don't really exist?Jaline
- No class!********
- I am an aristocrat********
- I used to be an Aristocrat but after one of our critically acclaimed performances the fame went to my brother's head.********
- aaah, gotcha. So if I Rand's daughter and I have a baby with a flavorful-type, what does that make me?Jaline
- *am Rand's daughterJaline
- head. Or was that the newly aborted fetus that came out of my sister after I did a swan dive from a cannon onto her stomach.********
- stomach after my mother had just gotten done passing the fetus scissor style to her.********
- I think I mistakenly answered the question. Let me summarize, "Disowned."********
- what the...Jaline
- I went for the quick reference to the Aristocrat's joke that would be completely lost on anyone who doesn't know the concept.********
- Especially when I butcher the reference in these notes, hahah.********
- that movie was decent enough. I only enjoyed a few of the comedians though.Jaline
- My mom actually went to theatres to see it with her friends. That was her "pick", hahah.********
- try being being male, middle class, and blackcreative-
- done that.Jnr_Madison
- aww, your mom sounds awesome.Jaline
- she's a whore********
- Jaline0
My chicken nuggets are kind of burnt. I usually enjoy things well done (almost burnt), but not really in the mood today. Anyhoo, back to eating lunch.
- Jnr_Madison0
I don't get it, why am I the only one that can't stand him? Everyone else seems to like him.
*ponders
- the guy you punched?Jaline
- Has the shit arrived yet?
creative- - where's emu?Jaline
- riiiiight7point34
- I can't stand him either********
- I'm tracking the shit through UPS as I write. UPS + Mail Shit = Pure Shit.Jnr_Madison
- hear, hearcanuck
- oh shit you're talking about me aren't you ...canuck
- UPS = big shitterJaline
- NO NO NO, canuck, I consider you a friend. It's no man or woman in this note...yet.Jnr_Madison
- it's me isn't it?
*criesGreedo - Sorry I suffer from acute paranoia.canuck
- ha ha, no greedo, thought you had already posted in this note, so it really isn't you.Jnr_Madison
- i hate him with all my heartemukid
- who are we talking about?emukid
- So who is it then ??? Post it in the note. You know which one.canuck
- "great stuff"?********
- rest assured that i hate myselfemukid
- WHICH NOTE, CANUCK? I DEMAND ANSWERS!emukid
- post it in invisible thread:
http://www.qbn.com/p…******** - I think I know who you mean and I'm right there with you.creative-
- canuck0
I went to Subway yesterday and had an Italian BMT. Not even knowing what the BMT stands for. I tried googling but got mixed responses. Anyway it was a pretty good sandwich. I recommend.
- google has email now7point34
- Bacon, Meconium & Tomato?Greedo
- Do you still need an invite to get it though?canuck
- hmm there wasn't any bacon on it.canuck
- Big Meaty Thundercunt7point34
- bowel movement & tomato?
wtf.Greedo - hahhaha maybe?canuck
- Ha, if ididn't know what meconium was, i wouldn't be so disgustedlocustsloth
- My fave sub that iscreative-