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- emukid0
is there a web site that lists pleasant and believable excuses you can use to turn down party invitations?
- “I would love to come to the party, but I have violent diarrhoea.”MrOneHundred
- i like it but the party is in a week.emukid
- Gladly accept and then ring on the day with appropriate sound- effects.MrOneHundred
- Yea man, just say it's a school nite. I tell people that when I don't want to go out on a weekday.********
- preys0
I want more attention for my crappy blog
- you dirty, dirty, whore-monger.Jnr_Madison
- where's the fucking blog?********
- emukid0
i haven't slept in a year
- Jnr_Madison0
emo, mail.
- nevermind.Jnr_Madison
- eh?omgitsacamera
- emoMail. It's like gmail, but with less invites.blaw
- oh.omgitsacamera
- ha ha blaw.Jnr_Madison
- emukid0
i thought you said he was a getaway driver. what the fuck can he get away from?
- ismith0
Thanks neue75_bold for the package, got it in the mail sometime over the weekend (was out for a bit). The "Neue75 Sound Experience" is a good one :)
- i can't believe smith got a mix cd and i still haven't received mine (years later mind you)_salisae_
- I'm waiting for my signed glossy photo too.Jaline
- Party at my place, whoever loses more clothes gets the package.ismith
- The other one gets the stuff neue75 sent me.ismith
- Just kidding.ismith
- Kind of.ismith
- I love notes.ismith
- Yankees down to their last out.ismith
- i do love your hair._salisae_
- Buccos lost in the Bottom of the 9th. :X********
- ********0
First time I turn on the telly for weeks, and this is what I see.. down to the second from where it begins.
I must say.. I'm pretty speechless.
- I didn't get the ending.Jnr_Madison
- wait for the xmas special, no doubt.Jnr_Madison
- Greedo0
- guy on the right looks like flavaful, i think...Greedo
- that means the sullen mofo on the left is emo/emu.MrOneHundred
- that's me on a good hair day. how did you find this?!emukid
- That guy doesn't look like flavorful at all.Jaline
- But I see why you said it. There is some trace of gingerness there.Jaline
- Thank you Jaline.********
- G-d damn you Jaline, hahah.********
- ;)Jaline
- You look 1000000x better.Jaline
- Haha even with teh faint gingerness. I'll take that as yet another compliment!!********
- have you guys met in person?********
- emukid0
hahaha .. fuck you emo!
– _salisae_If I was single, I would do it in a second!
– MrOneHundredi find the sequence of these notes terribly concerning. i'll try and stay away from mr100.
- He does play the drums though...Jaline
- playing drums has nothing to do with wanting to fuck emo. or does it?emukid
- I mean letting Mr100 get with you.Jaline
- drummers aren't to be trusted. that's the word about town. i'm with you, emo._salisae_
- You don't need to trust someone to do them.Jaline
- what about someone who lies about not having sexually transmitted diseases?_salisae_
- not that you do, mr100 but jaline, you're being a little naive._salisae_
- I'm just talking about one-night stands. I guess you wouldn't know for sure. Protect yo'self?Jaline
- Bassists are all around nice guys and usually stay commited...just sayinlocustsloth
- I like various musicians. Even those who play string instruments or brass...Jaline
- i wouldn't have a one night stand. unless it was with benicio del toro._salisae_
- god i sound like a teenager._salisae_
- I used to like him. He seems to be getting older and tired more quickly (I guess some people don't mind that).Jaline
- so what? time passes and you assume someone gets older?_salisae_
- But the other day I discovered that I don't mind older men. There were some attractive ones at a meeting at work.Jaline
- I wouldn’t have a ONS either, but that’s not because I wouldn’t WANT to.MrOneHundred
- i hope that someday you have sex so you'll stop talking about it so much._salisae_
- that's a bold statement about mr100's sex life! poor guy. surely he gets some at least once a month.emukid
- Who me? I'm a Scorpio, I can't help it.Jaline
- alright well just let me know the hours you don't talk about it so i can enjoy some reprieve._salisae_
- I don't know if I can stop being myself. Hmmm....usually it's confined to the notes.Jaline
- adultfriendfinder is your friendemukid
- Can I be your friend?ismith
- nvm, internet is friendismith
- ....*fap*ismith
- fap, indeedlocustsloth
- I'm older and tireder********
- Good morning, everyone.
Rand, you're very handsome.Jaline
- emukid0
10:20pm and i am still at work. i am not sure why.
- MrOneHundred0
2008 and I’m still at work. I am not sure why.
- ********0
hi, just woke up.
- ********0
"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
- Jaline0
Hi, I woke up to the radio singing me "Canada Day" songs. It's not supposed to rain today either!
- 7point340
3rd entry into the disarming, bizarre world that is my subconscious
had a dream last night, this one featured emu. though i never actually saw him, just his fingers. i'll esplain...
i was somewhere, outside i think. really weird locale and i can't remember how to describe it as it's just a fuzzy memory now. the only thing i can picture is the final scene in "the cell" if anyone knows that movie. it's sort of an outside scene but there are romanesque pillars and trees about. theres a grave off to one side, but it's one of those stone caskets like you'd see in louisiana. the lid is off and its full of solid ice. i start digging away at it.
apparently emu is trapped on the other side because i break through it and he puts his fingers through the hole and i can hear him talking. apparently its a wormhole or portal to the past. emu lives in the past, i guess, and i'm trying to bring him to the future to meet him. (i'm pretty sure he only lives 2 time zones away, but it made perfect sense in the dream.) also it seemed perfectly natural that a time portal would exist in a grave and to cross the time gap you would have to go through a block of ice.
anyway, out of nowhere this bear shows up. a polar bear i guess. so i walk away from the grave so the bear doesn't suspect anything but he apparently was a time-sniffing bear and realized something delicious was trying to travel through that grave. so then i have to distract the bear and get him away from it and keep him from snacking on emu. so then i'm trying to chase this bear away and trying not to get eaten or killed at the same time. meanwhile, fucking emu is still sitting there in the ice not helping me out at all.
and then i woke up
- Not going to lie. That's a fucking weird ass dream.********
- it was bizarre as hell. my brain is fucking weird7point34
- Too many rainbows before you go to bed can do this...and also eating lots of cum.Jnr_Madison
- ahahah********
- i do live in the past. and it's fucking cold here.emukid
- that's a pretty fucked dream though. no matter how true it is.,emukid
- Not going to lie. That's a fucking weird ass dream.
- six0
I got fed up of the Dust thread too so ive just made some lemon curd...
... mmmmmmmm :-)