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I'm so sorry, chosser
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gonna get sleep, ciao adividetci
- Spookytim0
Chossy, this one time me and my dad were fishing for pies and I caugt a duck mate, a fucking duck. Hooked in the bill on a 18 pound line (some thick fucking fishing twine my dad had) and we had to real him in. We realed that duck in chossy, and the tinned pies just went floating by, and we had to wrestle it to the floor, two strong men, and remove the barb like surgeons, and I tell you Chossy that duck nearly had the better of the Spencer menfolk that day. At one point he had my dad face down in the mud via a duckwing headlock and I had to take a run up and kick him in the arse to make him let go.
We never did catch a pie Chossy, not even when my dad built a special net to go on the end of his roach pole.
Those pies are elusive fuckers mate I tell you. Some bloke down the road recokoned he caught a family pie as big as his arm one time but I didn't believe him becuase Fray bentos only go up to 7 inchers, the lying bastard.
Have another beer Chossy, I'll just have a look in my book of anecdotes for another priceless gem, hang on...
- chossy0
Ocht I'm no that bothered to be honest, I'll be upset for a month or two then I'll be smooth like a snakes ass.
- Spookytim0
When I was a small child My parents had a Vicks inhaler tyoe of thing in the bathroom that was a bottle of some liquid with a little nozzle for your nose. I got hold of it once and they freaked out and said " DO NOT EVER EVER EVER SQUIRT THAT LIQUID UP YOUR NOSE " and from that moment on I was obsessed by the Vicks Inhaler and would try and obtain it at any possible opportunity. Many years later my parents had gone out for the day and I pulled a chair into the bathroom and got it off the top of the bathroom cabinet, then I went and lay on my bed, uncapped it, insetred it up my one nostril and squeezed the whole lot up my hooter in a single blast.
It fucking hurt.
I lay there terrified at what I had done becuase it suddenly occurd to me it might be acid, and I suddenly got this idea that it might burn its way through to the back of my eyeballs and eat them away. I have never been so completely terrified out of my wits in all of my life as I was that day.
I lived in fear for a further year or so wondering if and when my parents would discover the dreadful secret of my Vicks Inhaler shame.
I think thats really all that's happened to me so far in life Chossy. Just that and the fishing.
- omgitsacamera0
fuck
some bugger stung my thigh while i was biking. the joys of wearing shorts.
- omgitsacamera0
wtf
one of the science teachers at my school just send me a friend request on the book of face.
- do you look like a 15 yr old?emukid
- wait, you ARE a 15 yr old. can you blame him?emukid
- will you be my friend?emukid
- yes emo.
send=sent.
and the teacher is like a middle aged guy.omgitsacamera - age guy.omgitsacamera
- exactly.emukid
- are you 50?omgitsacamera
- can i have an invite?canuck
- 55.emukid
- STRANGER DANGER!!!!111omgitsacamera
- http://www.qbn.com/t…
See the first note.ismith - It's like a friggin invasion of 45+ men!ismith
- Oh well I can't blame them reallyismith
- Spookytim0
OMGIACamera, I feel bad about laughing at this becuase I realise it will seem bad that I laugh, but purely and totally out of context, with those hats on, smiling like a pair of crazies, this picture really makes me laugh, but honestly not in a shitty way at their expense, just A MAJOR GOOFBALL MOMENT!!!! way ...
- Actually, now I look at it again it doesn;t seem funny at all. Its just those crazy hats that got me.Spookytim
- I'm afraid my hair won't fit in one of those hats. I'll never graduate...ismith
- I'm goin to throw myself in a canal now. Goodbye kind world, I tried to be cruel.Spookytim
- you can clip the hat right on the top of your hair ismith.Spookytim
- Have you been smoking tha mariwanner lately?ismith
- Not a bad idea. I may just rip off the flat top and glue it somewhere to my head...ismith
- Or just tie the tassel to some piece of my head.ismith
- Just paint your hair to look like a hat.Spookytim
- omgitsacamera0
^lol. i had that thought too. you should see the other things that turn up. i have to reorganise everything...
- Spookytim0
Anyway, I went to bed, I thrashed, I tossed, I toiled, I accepted my insomnia and I'm up again.
I have a problem that vexes me. I'm burned out. I really really really want to stop doing commercial work for a few months and get my website sorted, do some personal work and shock of all shocks... maybe go and do a bit of freelance graphic design. I put away my graphic design hat completely in 2005 and right now I really really really have a hankering to get back to doing some nice, understated, paired back, classic, quality design.
Trouble is, I have this one job that if I'm really really honest I was ready to see the end of about 18 months ago and it just keeps going on and on, and the client thinks I must be really happy about that, and probably a sane person would be. It started off as a one off piece of artwork, (book cover) then there was a sequel, then the US publisher wanted me to do their artwork too, but totally different to the UK stuff, so I did book one for them, then book two, meanwhile the UK commission book three... which also means book 3 is needed in the US, and then the UK say "hey! Book four and five!!!!... and guess what... we liked your more interesting approach on book three so much that we want you to completely redo book's one and two again to look more like book three for our next pressing ISN'T THAT GREAT!?!?!?!?!
And... it is. It is great. And thank you for the work becuase I really appreciate it. One book cover is rapidly turning into fifteen. And I really like doing the US ones as they are much nicer than the UK ones, but part of me wants to cry at the the thought of doing book one and two all over again because frankly I need to prioritise my website as my main business marketing item becuase its piss poor, the best work is not even on there, and clients tell me, daily, how fucking awful my site is. But there's a recession coming, so I should be grateful for the work, and get on with doing it because its paying the bills and the client needs to feel they can rely on me to see a project through no matter how long it goes on for so they'll come back to me for more...
but really, I just want to be free from any obligation for a while. I sense a commissions downturn in the air and I really feel the strong urge to get my website sorted out VERY SOON to help tackle that, but I need to set aside a LOT of time for that, to shoot packshots, to tweak artworks to the optimum quality, to go through 12x 500gb external hard disks looking for all that stuff, and doing my site nicely this time, and AAAARGGGHHHHHH I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP. I CANNOT SLEEP AT ALL. ALL THESE THOUGHTS. FUCK. LET ME SLEEP.
- omgitsacamera0
- those two people are so not ,e btw.omgitsacamera
- Thats... its... is.... I'm....
AAAARRRGGGHHHHH.
(Its a nice shot though... nice bokeh!)Spookytim - Thats the power of the L for ya.omgitsacamera
- Its funny but I shoot a 50mm Leica lens and I was going to ask if it was Leica.Spookytim
- Ah
What model?omgitsacamera - Just the lens is Leica, the body is and R-D1 Digital Rangefinder. Awesome camera!!!!Spookytim
- Spooky is a blondie? NO WAI!?! I know him. He's a brunette with crazy hair.Jaline
- Haha, Jaline, she didn't mean 'Spooky:' as in the pic is me, she was posting the pic for me to see.Spookytim
- edd-e0
i miss the 80s!!
- edd-e0
i love 1985!!
- edd-e0
1981 was when Nutrasweet was invented or was it discovered??
- edd-e0
also in 1981 MTv was created
- Also my birth.canuck
- damn canuck you are a young baby go get laid or something!!! :)edd-e
- haha what that mean?canuck
- it means go get laid and get off the inner nets!!!
;)edd-e - my girl is across and town it sleep time soon i don't see this happeningcanuck
- you can sit on yer hand for a good 10 min n' then have fun wit yoseff.edd-e
- edd-e0
oh man i need a rubix linx to get my fix on dude
- edd-e0
i lost on jeopardy baaaaybeeeey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!