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- chossy0
sigh!. aaaaahhhhhh nice lunch today cheesey roll, tomato and bazil soup. I'm going to a wedding on Sunday on a wee island near Edinburgh, I'm going to fucking push the bride and groom into the water. FUCKING CHODES!!!!.
- canuck0
mini mini mini mini-wheats
- Fariska0
Pret crap isn't too bad.
The only thing that pisses me off about that place is that the posters
are a total rip-off of the Esselunga campaigns by Armando Testa
(www.armandotesta.it)
- Spookytim0
"Son, these are paperclips. Hold on to them. Hold on tight son. The world is going to shake you to the ground one day, and when it does you'll need to pick yourself up again and carry on. And by then, those little paperclips might be worth quite a lot on the collectors market"
And then walked out the front door, and I never saw him again. I still have those paperclips though.
- ********0
see you on the other side
- Don't forget to take your paperclips.Spookytim
- We sail at dawn ?canuck
- you kids run on ahead...neue75_bold
- ********0
I'm listening to Digitalism - live at rock werchter 2008
- I'm listening to Jesus & Marychain's 'Taste of Cindy', before that, Redskin's 'Kick Over The Statues'Spookytim
- i forgot to turn on the music this morning and wondered about something missing until i read this.invisiblechamber
- kelpie0
I'm listening to the earth, and the trees. They talk to me of the many who have fallen and the few who will rise again
- 7point340
got a speeding ticket this morning. i am completely angry.
i cannot even think straight
- Go take the car for a spin to help you calm down a little.Spookytim
- But really though. Sorry to hear that.Spookytim
- enfuriating really, i was not endangering anyone, there was nearly no one else on the road, i was using signals, etc.7point34
- this is the first ticket i have ever gotten. no warning, just sign here that'll be $1607point34
- i have gone much faster on that road as well, fucker was hiding behind a temp retaining wall where they were doing road work7point34
- road work7point34
- Punch the face of the next person who smiles at you. You'll feel better becuase the bad stuff gets transferred.Spookytim
- Fight the ticket !canuck
- "You're giving me a ticket for this?? I USUALLY GO MUCH FASTER DOWN HERE!!!"
Step out of the ve-hickle sir.Spookytim - haha, spooky. I hate when people don't signal. speeding is a bit different, especially if there's no one around you.Jaline
- (I guess you could say signlling is also useless if there's no one around you...but....SIGNAL DAMMIT)Jaline
- ********0
it turns out I haven't left yet. I have to pay sales tax and the figures in quickbooks don't add up
- fuck off!********
- You should get a quickbook pro. Much better maths co-processor. I have no idea what any of this means Dr.Spookytim
- that's the one I have********
- fuck off!
- Jaline0
You guys get to choose my username for Skype. So...what shall it be?
- locustsloth0
My condolences 7.34. The day before my wedding i was rudhing around, picking up my tux, my lady's dress, money for the caterer, etc, wll while trying to get home to meet my dad for dinner. Got dinged goin 60 in a 35mph zone (a silly little back road with little traffic and even less houses). Told the officer what all was going on. His responce? "Yer havin' a hell of a day then, aren't ya?" and proceeded to write me a $220 ticket.
Happy ending: i went to traffic court and got off on a technicality. That was a happy day- i'm definitely thinking of going in to court... fuckers7point34
- kelpie0
Sybila Malintrix III Superwhipkitten
- detritus0
THE FLANGE
- kelpie0
Jaline I've got it:
MyLittlePonyBuiltMyHotrod
- ding a ding dang my ding-long ling-longlocustsloth
- niceJaline
- chossy0
call yourself 'a55lvr'
- Jaline0
haha, some great names here.
- 7point340
story just popped in my head trying to think of funny names. (trying not to be crude, but it's difficult)
back in college one of my good friends was a rude, loud guy from NJ (actually still is a good friend) was fully versed in the crude humor found in Clerks and Mallrats - both were filmed very near his house. he was making fun of someone on our floor one night, just joking around.
started rattling off a list of insults. some were kinda of original. most were funny. then he gets to "cum dumpster." some girl who had been listening goes, "hey, that was my nickname in highschool." my friend mike lost his mind when he heard that. he asked why she would admit that? and then he had to excuse himself, he was still laughing.
she had a very deer in headlights look on her face. i don't think she understood why it was funny.
Jaline, that one probably isn't the name you want to go with.