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- ********0
omg,
did you saw the note that came with the book?- < pretty awesome , no?********
- yup
i needed that
thank youomgitsacamera - serious now, or sarcastic?********
- srsomgitsacamera
- Okey.********
- < pretty awesome , no?
- locustsloth0
It really will get better. You have your health. You have a place to live (rent free, i'm assuming) and food to eat (arsenic-free, i'm assuming). And at least your mom "doesn't know who to believe". She could just buy what Frenchie McDumbbitch has to say hook, line & sinker.
In the meantime, buy a watch.
- thanks for mail, bitch********
- yer gonna make me cry pablolocustsloth
- thanks for mail, bitch
- emukid0
should i feel bad that i don't understand anything in the QBN Français ours thread?
- moamoa0
emu, we have a shooting on sunday.... I asked the makeupartist to put your sticker on her nipples, and make a photo.
high five? no?
- Corvo20
I just called Nairn the One and Only, like, Nareem the Almighty.
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- ian0
Fuck you horp ! U think ur as drunk as man can be? I'm drunker! In fact it's taken me about 10 mind to write this. Plus I've a was of hash in my breast pocket now. God bless the good ship capitalism and all who sail in her. Plus j. I think I love u, but in a platonic, brotherly way.
Have I said I'm fucked? Cos I am.
- I should have totally stayed in Dublin . . .ninjasavant
- Dude, u definstdly should have!ian
- Limerick can eat a sack of dicks!ninjasavant
- Or something. So drunk right now. Woo! How's u?ian
- I'm good, wrapping gifts for xmas and all. katies out with her dad. how are you when your sober? Tanny?ninjasavant
- Tan is out in her mams, I'm out with work. So. Very. Drunk. Did d wrapping last week, glad now, pressures off!ian
- YEAAAAAH IAAAN WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOJaline
- Ok, I've just actually read what I wrote there. It's jibberish! Holy shit, I thank all who read my words n take em wiv a grain o saltian
- Salt. Fuck, that was an ordeal!ian
- cider's a helluva drugninjasavant
- no, it was corona and wine this time!ian
- together?!?ninjasavant
- Well, kind of, yes. And indian food.ian
- yeargh . . . you're hangover is gonna be epicninjasavant
- I know. But Im fucking sneaky, gonna wait it out, see if it forgets about me!ian
- Corvo20
"Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that."
- emukid, Dec 19, 2008.
A lil' taste of what's to come.
- Sometimes I wonder about emu's chances with a woman.Jaline
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
just kidding! LOL LOL (I also wonder about Jnr)Jaline - Well you wouldn't have dinner with him, would you?Corvo2
- I meant that in a abstract way.Corvo2
- Ah, yes, good point. But he does have mad film skillzzJaline
- I guess so.Corvo2
- Screenplay?Corvo2
- ********0
got my stickers today, will post soon emu!
- ian0
Jesus, Im home now and so drunk. I thougth I weas drunk earlier, but that was just a previiew, a sneak peak. Now Im 100@% fucked. and Im afraid to go asleap incase I ruin my room.
goddamn, I wish In were able to hold me drink better i only had about 12 bottles of corona and a bottle of wine. Ima goddamn light wieght!
- e-pill0
Enter response:
...more drunk posting please
- ian0
That UI can ;do.
I was musing on life in general then started posting in ramdom threads. I may regret it oin the morning but I thin anyone that actuaklly cares knwows me well enought ot knoe Im fucked. Apparently io am the new kelpie after all, a thought which instills in nme a lot of fear and thoughts of not wanting to let anyone down.But eh, a lot of corona was had earlier so fuck it, I love you guys!
- ********0
bonseff from the internet
- janne760
oh hai,
i think i met you on the internet once?
- e-pill0
Enter response:
high so high!!!
- Greedo0
bonseff related to bon iver?
- BonSeff0
no.
(says with tejas twang)
- ********0
we had our office x-mas dinner tonight, so I qualifiy for drunk posting. I enjoyed a €75 sirloin steak, which makes a nice contrast to the 50cent ramen I had fur lunch. yummy.
when I rode my bike home, I spotted a bee on my leg and whisked it off. then I realized that it´s freezing outside and that bees should be in hibernation for at least 2 months now. My grandfather was a beekeeper, so I know a little bit about them; I concluded that the bee on my leg must have been a queen, who was somehow woken, looking for refuge, somehow landing on my leg (no idea where I picked it up). So just before I got home, I decided that mainly for karma reasons, I had to turn back, and rescue that bugger from certain death. I also fancied the idea of nursing a queen through the winter so that she could start a new volk/tribe? in spring, with the bees dieing all over the world and so forth and b/c of childhood memories of centrifuging fresh honey out of hte combs.
I searched the place, sifted through cigarette butts, and the occasional syringe, must have looked like a crack head, but I couldn´t find her. :( BUt I´m glad I made the effort. I am a beehugger apparently. Good night blog.