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- janne760
i am enjoying my wine and crack
- *crackers
i meant crackers, not crackjanne76 - Is it your own crack or someone elses?ian
- i am not sure anymore at this stage of consumption.janne76
- avoid then just to be safe. may I suggest a nice sandwich instead? with fine cheese and ham?ian
- i had one earlier with a strange breed of cheap roquefort. after consumption i realized this couldn't be possibly any cheaperjanne76
- cheaper..janne76
- *crackers
- ian0
I am sad to report, hiccups.
this could get messy folks.
- Greedo0
i was supposed to shovel the 10" of snow out there, but i got a lil tipsy myself. may have to wait till the morn' now... it's still snowing anyways, FUCK IT
- gute laune!janne76
- you got mail comin. guessing the weather delayed it, but hope you dig.BonSeff
- Shovel snow? While its still snowing? Are you crazy? you could do damage to yourslef that way. Best stay inside.ian
- My tip, stay inside with either some hot port, some mulled wine or some beer. which ever is handy.ian
- seff, i've dug everything you done so far. i might come off like an ingrate, but i really appreciate it!Greedo
- lol, we're damn near out of booze of any sort. the mouthwash is starting to look good...Greedo
- oh shit, if the listerine is looking good you may need to brave the elements. stock up on essentials, whiskey, beer...ian
- ... peanuts, crisps. essential beverages and snacking good only. Take all that you can carry!ian
- not at all ese- the deep purple piece is on deck for a frame- that shit was f'n cleverBonSeff
- Corvo20
Co' a filha d' um prego! It's so effing cold around here... Just came home from a walk with the dog a few minutes ago, and it's like the devil's refrigerator out there. Big clumsy frost all over. Did not check the Cº in the garden (and I'm not going outside again now), but I don't think I remember such a cold piece of Autumn, which curiously enough ends on Sunday.
- airey0
i have only just discovered that the male g-spot is more difficult to find than i had thought and it is best not tried with a scouring pad on the end of a glass champagne flute.
- janne760
i ran out of jokes. tis not even christmas ffs.
shit gets worse every year..
- BonSeff0
got an out of the blue text from an ex i hadn't spoke to in years a while back asking for my address. today i got one of those horrible xmas cards with a pic of her and her new husband who looks like a bounty hunter. made my day
- was he nailing her in the photo?airey
- lovely.
btw. my ex looks like a bountyhunter herself.janne76 - hohoho! Bounty hunter. fucking giggling like a loon over here!ian
- Ahahahah @ bounty hunter.Corvo2
- Also, none of my exes want to talk to me. Theres been a fair few and not one wants to even send me a bounty hunter cardian
- my ex before the last one was blind. she broke up with me after we first touched each other naked..janne76
- what the hell? It's a good thing he looks ridiculous...Jaline
- ian0
I am still not sobering up, though the hiccups have subsided. Which is jolly good.
- janne760
why am i so addicted to cheese?
all that contains cheese, i'll eat in less than ten minutes.
another bag empty.
- Cos its so fucking tasty?
Dont try to fight it, you'll lose and feel bad in the process.ian - i surrender without any form of consideration when near any kind of cheese..janne76
- because it reminds you of semen.airey
- hohoho airey!ian
- yes, yes, semen. that was it!janne76
- It's the white wine.Corvo2
- * pops cork.Corvo2
- Cheese is awesome.Jaline
- Cos its so fucking tasty?
- e-pill0
Enter response:
...cheese all over you keys??
- BonSeff0
- oh christ he looks a bit like one of the first "media design fuckknowswhat"-boss i worked for back in 1998..janne76
- did she used to be a he?!? ffs, it's 2 dudes!airey
- he said he was going to conquer the media design world. he did one tiny gig for disney, and i never heard of him sincejanne76
- him ever since..
the cunt.janne76 - the girl looks like she has a bit of a beard..janne76
- also, why is the guy wearing a red ladies sweater?janne76
- i love you guyses!!
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BonSeff - hahahajanne76
- They are both pretty scary.I say if they have a return address burn their house down.ian
- What the fuck are those baby-blue boots that she's wearing?NotByHand
- Yo, those boots are horrible!Jaline
- keep the insults coming pls!BonSeff
- boots?are you people fucking mad? what boots? Do not make me make a gif about this.ian
- I seriously thought this card was from the 80s or 90s.Jaline
- hahahahahahaBonSeff
- NotByHand0
What a fucking mess.
- you? the cheese? the world? pigpen from charlie brown?airey
- Take your pick.
(Intended mostly in reference to my personal situation though)NotByHand - Well now, without meaning to sound like oprah, yuou've gotta eloborate, otherwise we can't help ya out!ian
- Lets see... Me and the wife are flying to Europe in a couple of hours, I haven't packed shit yet, my wife's pissed at me, I have several work related things that aren't done (and was suppose to be), I'm fairly drunk right now (and shouldn't be), I can't find my passport/greencard... and what am I doing right now? on the Qoob of course...NotByHand
- ...several work related things that aren't done (and was suppose to be), I'm fairly drunk right now (and shouldn't be), I can't find my passport/greencard... and what am I doing right now? on the Qoob of course...NotByHand
- ...I'm fairly drunk right now (and shouldn't be), I can't find my passport/greencard... and what am I doing right now? on the Qoob of course...NotByHand
- ...on the Qoob of course...NotByHand
- Sounds like you need approval to keep on drinking! So be it! I give you carte blanche and also wish you merriment on your euro trip!ian
- ... euro trip! God speed, kind sir!ian
- * shows wife my permission from Ian...
(Thanks, mate)NotByHand - hohoho!
*note. permission is not useable in court of law...ian
- janne760
There's cheese all over my desk, pants, seat, floor...
- Enter response:
get on your knees and
lick it cleane-pill - and by 'cheese' you mean cheap rent-boy man-sauce...airey
- and by desk i mean my mom's makeup cabinet..janne76
- and by pants i mean little girl's knickers..janne76
- and by mom, you mean your tranny-dad.airey
- and by floor i mean the gathering of dust in my tranny-dads basementjanne76
- and by seat you mean... no?...okay... too far?NotByHand
- by seat i mean the pile of dead babies..janne76
- Enter response:
- Corvo20
I'm so cold right now... Who dares sleep with me so we can share body temp'tures?
- ian0
OK, this is not getting any easier. I may have to sleep for a bit.
Or at least rest my eyes.or, and this is plan z, keep drinking. though I really don't know how much more I can get in here.
- janne760
i will sleep now.
goodnight my fellow whatevers!
- Jaline0
I'm not sure who to waggle my fist at first. ian and his "hohoho"s, or Horp and his "SEENs".
- Well I am at the very least trying to get into the christmas spirit! Earlier in the week I felt like Bob Cratchit!ian
- Oh and I don't have the heart to say it to spooks, but that SEEN thing isn't gonna catch on.ian
- Enter response:
SEEN!!!
hohoho!!!!e-pill - nice eddie!ian
- It's not so bad.Jaline
- Enter response:
Trust Your Technoluste-pill