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- Horp0
I tell you what specifically I enjoyed about Darjeeling Ltd. I enjoyed being on the train, I enjoyed watching the beautiful and sexy as hell sikh lady and I liked getting a taste of an indian rail journey because I have never been to India and I love Indian stuff. So I liked the film. I liked the film in the same way as I like documentaries of Michael Palin travelling to exotic locations... I have to look over Palin's shoulder and I have to concentrate hard to ignore Palin's verbose self-effacing adulation of self, in order to pick up the sounds and voices of what's going on behind him in the exotic place of interest that he is humbly trying to blot out.
Darjeeling ltd was great, it would have been greater without the penis nose man, the art garfunkel man and the oily man, and then it would have been even greater without Bette Middler/Barbara Streisand/ Anjelica Houston appearing towards the end.
- moamoa0
janne76 ♥ MikeJ
and now
moamoa ☠ janne76
- janne = mikejJnr_Madison
- mikej = jalineJnr_Madison
- jaline = randJnr_Madison
- moamoa ☠ janne76 ☠ MikeJmoamoa
- rand = jessejennsenJnr_Madison
- digdre = paul rand********
- jaline = JazX = mikeJ = rand = janne76 = spooky = jnr = nairnjanne76
- this is all one big ongoing candid camera joke, moa. we are all the same person.janne76
- Jaline0
Some epic quotes found by Nic here:
http://www.nictinworth.com/- I respectfully disagree.Jnr_Madison
- I was being half-serious.Jaline
- (I like jevad)Jaline
- Why don't you marry him then.Jnr_Madison
- Maybe I will...Jaline
- well, go ahead then and fuck off!janne76
- just kidding! don't marry him.. :(
you'll ruin half of qbn's illusions and fantasies about you..janne76
- Jnr_Madison0
I just gave my monitor a pearl necklace, damn this cold.
- You have a cold that makes you ejaculate?Horp
- COME AND RUB YOURSELF UP ME, I WANT IT.Horp
- OPEN YOUR MOUTH.Jnr_Madison
- om nom nom nomHorp
- ....omgitsacamera
- Jaline0
I immediately thought of Spooky's daughter when you said that, which makes this entire thing very wrong.
- I had no idea you were talking about something else...Jaline
- Wait. Spooky thought of something else. It wasn't Jnr's fault this time??!!Jaline
- Unless Jnr did mean that. *sigh* I am out of touch with how boys speak.Jaline
- My apologies to Spooky for even writing this.Jaline
- lol, of course I meant it that way.Jnr_Madison
- It always goes back to that place... I can't even say the words here. I will say them somewhere else.Jaline
- I mean, far away from this post.Jaline
- ********0
i almost never look in here anymore. which is odd, because i hate the blog much less than most of the rest of this site.
*inserts youtube link
- ...into urethra********
- hello.Jaline
- I only hope I can eventually have half the mad Flash skills you have.Jaline
- (was just looking at your site)Jaline
- *inserts youtube link********
- ...into jaline********
- I fucking love you gumbo.Jnr_Madison
- ... into Aretha Franklin.Horp
- Interesting...Jaline
- hi paule-pill
- hey eddie. how's things in nyc? might come through in the new year.********
- that would be cool!! im in the process of possibily changing careers to 3D animation...e-pill
- im over drawing hangbags and backpacks all the time... i have fun drawing robots, so why not!?e-pill
- ...into urethra
- e-pill0
a Judge Dread re make movie was just green lit for production...
i dont know what to think of that...
- Jnr_Madison0
Just for the record I was calling kelpie gay and not your thread rand.
- but now I think about it...Jnr_Madison
- THAT'S NOT FAIR, JUST BECAUSE YOU FEAR MEkelpie
- I couldn't be bothered retyping that in wee letterskelpie
- ********0
speaking of dred.
- Ahhh my ears.Jnr_Madison
- told you i was going to instert a youtube link.********
- whats that fukcing tin can shite yer listening too?********
- GET A JOB********
- Me?Jnr_Madison
- cunt.Jnr_Madison
- sorry jnr, i was just having a conversation in my head. you had no part in it.********
- but cunt back anyway.********
- You were actually right, you just hit a nerve.
*looks on monster.comJnr_Madison
- Horp0
I have become fixated on the desire to buy a car for less than 500£ and run it as an absolute banger for fun... fun as in, if I crash it it doesn't matter.
500£ seems to buy a lot of big piston V6 stuff, especially Ford Mondeos. A black 2.5 Mondeo, lowered and put on Motorsport steelies could be fre-fre-FRESH.
- why don't you buy an ancient mercedes, knot your own shoes and buy a house in hackney.********
- you cunt/********
- Fuck off.Horp
- as if.Horp
- I'm not touching laces, they might have touched dog shit.Horp
- or a urethra.Horp
- i spelt knit wrong. damnit.********
- ark at him all too posh and fancy for hackney now he's living in beverley fucking hills, probably does high 5's and shit********
- "Beverley Hills based design lord and poodle fancier Paul McHilton..."********
- Why do all English people think our surnames begin with Mac or Mc?Jnr_Madison
- Oh..Jnr_Madison
- haha jnr. and fuck off rasko, i live in silverlake, it's all full sleeve tattoos and edgy music down that way********
- *jams saucers in earlobes.********
- It's full of uber self concious hipsters sitting outside coffee shops scribbling in moleskins and buying vintage cacti for their verandas.********
- their verandas.
JUST LIKE YOU!******** - L********
- shut it, you mcs and macsJaline
- what the fuck is this L shite?********
- I have no idea.Jaline
- I'm just trying to make Rand feel like he invented a meme.
according to rand, L = LOL******** - oh yeah. that's why sometimes you guys add the "OL" in the next note.Jaline
- Rand's way of conserving energy by typing L instead of LOLJnr_Madison
- GHorp
- (G= Why don't you ALL fuck off and shit in a jar you bunch of useless fucking snatchnecks)Horp
- why don't you buy an ancient mercedes, knot your own shoes and buy a house in hackney.
- e-pill0
i didnt feel like going thru the filter to find the Wolverine thread...
i just saw this on you tube and i fell in love with it...
a stop motion animation of Wolvering vs The Incredible Hulk [grey hulk too]so this mini flick is dedicated to all the Canucks out there....
- wolvering hahahahae-pill
- I am actually Wolverine.
^ Thats a true fact.Horp - Well, I am in love with him. So...I'm not sure what that means, Spooky.Jaline
- How long do these things take, I wonder. Also, Wolverine wins!Jaline
- For some reason this makes me think of when Wolverine took a huge chunk of the Thing's face.********
- Which was hilarious, because the Thing then wore a mask because of the scar he, "looked hideous."********
- He punched Wolverine through like six walls or something ridiculous as a result.********
- hahaa, he wore a maskJaline
- Horp0
BROTHERS GRIMM IS STARTING NOW MUST DASH!
- that movie sucked too... are you ill? should i be worried?7point34
- Funny how you can start to hate someone based purely on the films they like.Jnr_Madison
- we like some of the same movies, Jnr, so rest assured that i hate you purely on principle7point34
- wait, you liked 300 though? no?Jnr_Madison
- 300 was a pile of shit. But the imagery was like an orgasm for the eyes.Jaline
- All those beautiful bodies too...Jaline
- actually i did like 300.7point34
- YOU ARE DEAD TO MEJnr_Madison
- i didn't hate v for vendetta but man 300 was a pile a of cunt.emukid
- The only remotely good thing about 300 was that ridiculous review that one person wrote, hahah.********
- ********0
shite movie horp.
Shite.
- Jaline0
Hey, Spooks, how did the den come along?
- 7point340
what's this about a urethra?
*mungs
- ********0
I have a 100 days off starting today
- ... hahaha, I just read this somewhere else and was pondering what I would do given the same.********
- helloJaline
- I would get bored. But you actually have a life! Unlike me. How's the family?Jaline
- i hope you make time for watching V for Vendetta and Darjeeling Limited. blog thread favorites.emukid
- Family is good, still only 3 of us..
Baby 4 days overdue now********
- ... hahaha, I just read this somewhere else and was pondering what I would do given the same.
- omgitsacamera0
suns out :D
- emukid0
i haven't left the house in days
- oh hai********
- I haven't washed in days.Jnr_Madison
- i was wondering that was lovely musky scent wasemukid
- oh hai