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- canuck0
Time to steal office supplies.
- ********0
time to fap at office!
- Already did.canuck
- JUST KIDDINGcanuck
- But maybe after lunch.canuck
- pics or...emukid
- check your mail.canuck
- you may have some bills.canuck
- or late Christmas cards.canuck
- check your mailbox (the real one)emukid
- you may have a flaming bag of poop. should be there soon.emukid
- I've been checking daily.canuck
- any day now (poop takes longer to get to canada)emukid
- It gets caught up at the border.canuck
- Apparently they have a back log. HA! A BACK LOG!
A LOG, FROM THE BACK!
... which is ike, a poop, see?Horp
- emukid0
dear pen tool in photoshop,
i hate you.
sincerely,
emu
- ********0
pentool in photoshop is so easy.
Sincerely,
digdre
- moamoa0
not even one client would take me seriuos with a backpack.
- rounce0
Getting ready for tonight's NYE blowout in Lewisham.
PS. If you're south of the river and at a crap do, give us a shout on 07955_218_919, and I'll get a QBN'er in for free.
Warm up for tonight with this lovely vector:
http://www.speedyshare.com/36189…
- Horp0
Did you know that America was the first country to impose emissions charges on domestic vehicles, way back in 1972, therby ending the big block muscle car era who's massive V8's were too polluting?
Europe first looked at the problem in the mid 90's and began taxing higher emissions vehicles nearer to the end of the century.
Funny how America is always considered the bad man.
- 7point340
finding myself, so i may go
- e-pill0
happy new year blog!!!
- Horp0
Finding Nemo is on, so I may go and press my face against an industrial belt sander.
- hahaha i like that one, but i have probably seen it 4,239 times7point34
- Change the channel.canuck
- you might want to go check your mailbox.********
- I like it too, it was the only film with 'Finding' in it I could think of though.Horp
- Just keep horping, just keep horping, just keep horpinglocustsloth
- I got it Digz, thank you, it looks excellent. I'm inserting it now.Horp
- i quite like itemukid
- I DO TOO. IT HAS 'FINDING' IN THE TITLE THOUGH, SO, OH GOD I'VE ALIENATED MYSELF HERE.Horp
- I didn't sent you anything.********
- so what exactly are you inserting over there?********
- My laptop, into my urethra, as instructed. Are you saying that wasn't you sending the email?Horp
- Horp0
I'm going to stick pinecones up my urethra for a while. Please don't be alarmed by what may appear to be screams of desperation and agony. My safe word is GLANDBOTTLE. If you hear me shouting glandbottle its safe to assume soemthing's gone wrong and I require intervention.
- i'm fairly sure i won't hear you. what are the rules on typing a safe word?7point34
- http://www.qbn.com/t…Horp
- http://www.qbn.com/e…Horp
- then i am too late
*hang head in shame7point34
- ********0
Hooooooooooliday
- the rapture
- Horp0
Speaking of boogers, I ave some kind of head bug at the moment that makes my eyes gum up (100% bloodshot too which looks pretty cool in a horror sort of way) and also I develop bogey/booger linings on my nasal passages as I sleep. When I wake up, I have to wait for a short while for my mucous membranes to pump some moisture out and then I can snoff down my nose and produce perfect little dry booger mouldings of my nasal passages that look like goblin's sleeves.
My gwife doesn't share my fascination with these amazing artefacts, particularly this morning when I snoffed them out and one landed on her pillow.
Don't read this if you have a queezy disposition by the way.
- i always examine the more solid of my snot and expectorate. Curious stuff.locustsloth
- why are you always so angry?moamoa
- I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM SO ANGRY ABOUT EVERYTHING.
AAAAARRRGGGHHH. Snoff.Horp - don´t worry everything will be fine.
next yearmoamoa
- canuck0
GLANDBOTTLE!!!!
-Horp
- ********0
flavorful is back
- e-pill0
flavorful is black?