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- ukit0
The past is never dead. It’s not even past.
- locustsloth0
Love it when someone gets all righteous because they think they've emailed you about something days ago, when, in reality, they've never mentioned it in any form
- Greedo0
got pulled over this morning for having an expired inspection sticker... the cop actually wished me a 'happy new year'... gfy
- epill0
did you get a ticket or just a happy new year?
- Greedo0
that silnt fellow is a nice chap, i pointed out that he spelled 'calendar' wrong and he said he'd send me a free copy for not embarrassing him... aw. bless his heart.
- http://www.qbn.com/e…Jaline
- i did it, like, yesterdayGreedo
- 7point340
Let's cut the crap in...
KROP
- ********0
2009 is awesome so far.
- by awesome i mean exactly the same as last year,********
- and by exactly the same i mean rather mundane.********
- you are far too cheery for this thread.7point34
- by awesome i mean exactly the same as last year,
- locustsloth0
The day before my wedding i was running around picking up my tux, my wife's dress, getting money for the caterer.
Well, i was zooming down the road trying to get back to my house where my wife, who was feeling ill, was entertaining her mom and siblings. i was going down this back road, and got nabbed for going 61 in a 35 (to be fair, it was an unpopulated stretch of straightaway). i told the cop that i was just getting stuff for the wedding the next day, and that i hadn't noticed how fast i was going, hoping to get SOME sympathy.
His response? "You're having a heck of a day, aren't you" and then handed me a $212 ticket.
It's alright though. i got out of it on a technicality and kinda made him look like a fool in court to boot.
- ********0
2 weeks after my last trip to NY we received a fine in the mail which had a photograph of our car running a red light
- ********0
Happy New Year, The city just mailed me a fine for putting my trash out 2 hours to early in October, $25- fuck them!
- Jaline0
We ran a red light once because it was raining so hard the driver couldn't see anything. We saw the flash when the camera went off, but we never got a ticket. Maybe you couldn't see anything in the picture itself.
- canuck0
As many Canadians nurse New Year's Eve hangovers and wonder what economic storms lie ahead, Canada's top corporate executives can take some comfort in knowing they have already earned as much as the average worker will earn in all of 2009.
An analysis by the left-leaning Canadian Centre for Policy Alternatives concludes the country's richest corporate executives will have pocketed an average of $40,237 by 9:04 a.m. Friday morning.
- locustsloth0
The technicality (which was brought to my attention by my lawyer who gave my the advice for free) was that basically speed limit for the road had not been assessed in a certain number of years. It's probably a local law that says the speed limits need to have an Engineering Report in order to be reinforced in court. The cop tried to say it had been "grandfathered in", but the judge wasn't having it. i was absolutely elated.
- "grandfathered in" being nearly as effective as "jelly-jarred in"7point34
- Horp0
I do need a hug.
- go on then sexy.********
- [ horp ]locustsloth
- That's not a hug Skt, you're supposd to be round the front, with me.Horp
- sorry, i misunderstood your request.********
- I'll just watch...over here.Jaline
- Come on, Jaline. Canadians need love too. We promise not to touch where your bathing suit covers.locustsloth
- I'm not a "hug" person.Jaline
- Maybe you should be.locustsloth
- Jaline, it's time you outgrew this Asperger's Syndrome phase********
- what kind of burger?locustsloth
- go on then sexy.
- locustsloth0
My last boss was kind of a hot-head, but it was a four person studio and we were all chummy with each other. More like an uncle than a boss. But when he used to get in a shitty mood (usually because he was under a deadline or something) i'd ask him if he wanted a hug and he'd bark back (in a joking way) something about hugging a tractor-trailers bumper or whatever. But it would somewhat diffuse the tension that was in the air. He was definately one of those people whose mood was contagious.
- was this your boss?
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7point34 - NSFW!!!!!!!!7point34
- fuck, wrong order again7point34
- dammit 7.34. i just got fired.********
- i will NOT click that link :)locustsloth
- was this your boss?
- creative-0
- hahaha awesome7point34
- BANNEDJnr_Madison
- I do it only with affection. Love you QBN XXcreative-