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the po-po pulled over $65,000 buck sout of dakine last week, a medicinal pot store that recently opened up here in vancvouer. i had to check it our for myself, when i went there was a line up out the door, baggy after baggy being sold of 8ths and 1/4s, couldnt believe my eyes, thought i must be in amsterdam. coffee with amy sky was nice, caught up after not seeing her for over 8 years, proceded to get our drink on later, when a woman came up to us and started going nuts with the verbal talk about magic, asking us if we believe in carma, i was trying to understand what she was saying, but she would move on to the next subject before i even had time to process what she said. didnt tell her my nick name tho. out of gatorade, looks like it will be apple juice. joels coming into town tonight, should be fun
- grayhood0
i use to be really good at keeping track of my funds, i would actually record ATM transaction in my check book and then cross reference this record with my monthly bank statment. we since meeting amanda these nerdly practises have gone strait out the window. we seem to dragging our finicial polar oppisits to the median. she had over a 1000 worth of parking tickets when i met her, not she is debt free and i have no idea how much money i have in my checking account. i know this sounds like a set up for grayhood goes broke but for once i got the one good chance card in monolopy. i am the only one in my office with out direct deposit, weird, i know. but for once it worked in my favor, the mail room girl who hands out the checks forgot to give me one two weekes ago so when i got my current one this week i asked her about it. turns out she had my current one, my last one, and one from june 10th i didn't even know i had missed. now i am freakin' rich. i went strait to aka records and threw down for some cds i have been meaning to pick up. side not, rand, i got Them and Glaxaie 500 as recomended on WFLX, both in heavy rotation today, thanks.
- canuck0
well I got my first tattoo the other day. It was really quite an enjoyable experience, I was expecting it to be painful, but for some bizarre reason I actually kind of liked the feel of it. I only got the outline done for now, i'll wait to get in coloured maybe in a couple of weeks once it's healed. my arm is kinda sore right now though and I still have the bandage on it it, some of the ink is starting to chip off looks pretty sweet though. My friend got a tounge pericing while she was there it's freakin huge (she has this big inch or so rod in her tongue now). this morning her tongue was all swollen up, and she has to work today (cashier) poor girl. She now has 15 peircings in various places.
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somewhere, someone is thinking about you
- Wetsuit0
I spend my evenings and weekends working overtime for the institution. In everything I do my highest priority is the financial gain of the investors. My life I'm told is devoid of distractions, necessity and complications.
I am employee #426
and
I'm
on
salary.
- slice0
Act 2. The fan and the shit are introduced to each other.
Took a walk cause it was the only thing I could think of to do. Some long road that goes nowhere. Some signpost that is not there.
3 cups of coffee and some heartburn.
- ********0
The first meeting of my multinational brand implosion consultancy ended with me telling them that their brand was an ugly, spoiled, bloated baby with brain damage that they loved too much and should be put out of its misery. This truth was too much to bear-- they threw me out of the office.
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Season 1: NT Interreality ;-)
rocky is planning rambo 4!!!
- grayhood0
sweet lord rand! i wish i could have been a fly on the wall for that one.
for lunch humman & falaffel in the pita, coke, and a fun size snickers.
- grayhood0
oops thats hummas, not human, thought the idea of a person and falaffel sandwhich is sort of ammusing to me and your average health contious cannible as well i imagine.
- Gorbie0
Yes the shit has hit the fan...
and when i say shit on the fan... i mean it is stuck on high and oscilating shit all over every room - ceilings, walls, and floors.
- pascii0
dear diary
i am planning to ask my gf to give me a hot brazilian wax. (whatever tis is)
- ********0
this is the funniest interreality show ever :D!!
- grayhood0
dear pascii,
i hope you enjoy pain, and having a smooth baby like ass and genital region.
yours truly,
- DutchBoy0
"The first meeting of my multinational brand implosion consultancy ended with me telling them that their brand was an ugly, spoiled, bloated baby with brain damage that they loved too much and should be put out of its misery. This truth was too much to bear-- they threw me out of the office.
Rand
(sep 20 04, 13:59)"never bad to be honest to your clients!
please, no more discretion needed now i reckon. tell us which company!? URL?
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when I say interreality, I mean like: when that guy was in the machine with a fly and they traded heads
- Gorbie0
it is already 2:37pm. I haven't got any work done today and i must be drunk by 4:45 to avoid the DT's. work must wait. for a better tomorrow.
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haha mr rand!!
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confession: I made the ugly brand baby thing up. I haven't left the house in weeks. None of our clients have brands. I didn't get my drink before 4:15 to ward off the dts. All I care about is the Eagles-Minnesota game tonight, and I don't even care about that. Luckily, I am a genius.
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20 more posts and i am no longer in my hundreds