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- peteski0
I think its called auditory hallucination. A jet will fly over or a fire engine will drive by and ten minutes later, I'll still hear its engine or siren. Faintly, like an echo. Last night a helicopter buzzed the rooftop. A while later I could still hear it. I stared at the ceiling listening hard. It sounded different, erratic. Sputtering followed by a full second of silence. Then, BOOM! I ran out to where the sound of the rotor was still shredding the down leaves of the large date palm. Nobody was out – had no one else heard it? I thought it was a "whirly pigs" machine at first but it turned out to be a couple. He had built it 'copter himself in the garage. She was dead but he was still ...
"How do YOU feel about that Peter?" the marriage counselor asked - waking me from my daydream. Relationship therapist. Has it come to this? Estee Diamond MS, LMFT. What kind of name is that anyway? A name for an "exotic" dancer maybe. That or a spoiled daughter of a dentist, Reseda High school class of 1980, which is probably closer to the truth. And aren't those initials on the Lucky Strike label?
Gidget is in Mexico on a surfing safari again. Things were getting hairy. Gnarly, better yet. It got to the point where I was drawing the Batman logo over and over, on everything. The last time I saw her she gave me a box of Cracker Jacks as a kiss-off. A surprise in every box? L.A.M.F.
Today I have to go to my buddy's wedding. How ironic. I told the best man yesterday that I have the perfect one liner for "the speech". Keeping in mind my buddy's president of a large and powerful local union. Here it goes:
"I hope this is one union that doesn't go on strike."
He rejected it. How can you reject that? Its gold I tell you! Gold!Later, afterward at the diner, choking down a dry turkey club. Our waitress asked if everything was ok, breaking the silence that hung between us. I just stared into space – in the distance I could hear the whop whop whop of a helicopter.
- Gorbie0
my old boss told me it stood for "Let's Stop My Fingers are Tired"
he used to eat spicy food because he swore it kicked in adrenaline. he'd sweat and pant. it was his form of working out i guess.
- ********0
may i rest in peace :-)
hey seattlites (ive always wanted to say that) see you at chop suey tonight!
- ********0
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- grayhood0
slice we hardly knew yee.
- canuck0
1 hour of work left. my mind however left at about 1 o'clock.
going away for the weekend should be goodtimes. the greyhound bus that I will have to take however will not be. probably get stuck next to some over weight man, with a smell problem. oh well could be worse I guess.
- grayhood0
* mentally adds "smell problem" to vocabulary.
- mayo0
have to go to the bathroom a lot today. Sometimes I wish that water wasn't so, i don't know, "fluid".
- mayo0
Scottie really hates all the snails in his backyard, so he started throwing them over the fence. I wonder what the snails were thinking ("oooh, this ain't good") and if they had enough time to make a facial expression before they splatted on the other side.
I think i will try to interpret those precious final seconds of their lives in interpretive dance.
- canuck0
ewww. gross. I just had an NT dream.
Note to self: spend less time on NT.
- Wetsuit0
driving through the village this morning i break pattern and make an unscheduled stop for some caffine. After a late night a 4 shot americano should do it... through the hissing of the espresso machine I stare blankly at some muffins. anticipation.
- mayo0
I just submitted a letter to the show Scare Tactics to get my best friend. I wonder what would be a good scare for him.
- grayhood0
have a psycho threadin to chop his balls off, that would scare me.
- canuck0
So I got lost in the woods today while on my mountain bike. it was quite scary as it was getting dark and it seemd i was going in circles. Scenes from the blair witch project flashed through my mind.
As a contemplated my options my body slowly started to sink into the ground. What the fuck!? I was in quick sand.
As I looked around I noticed two very old cars burried in the soil, (how they got there I have no Idea) was this to be my fate?
I managed to escape, by pulling on a large branch that was on a near by enbankment. However as I draged myself out I managed to accumulated a large amount of bog soil on my shoes and legs which made for an enjoyable, trek out of the bush, which I finaly managed to acheive with some luck.
On my ride home I stank like decaying soil matter. I still have the funk on me it. it wont go. away
Note to self: do not attempt to blaze new trails in the woods at 6 in the evening.
- ********0
after the storm I went out and stood on the trunk of the enormous tree that had crashed in the yard, attempting to assess the damage. Great chunks of earth had fallen away at the edges of our property and as my eye fell on the stream bed a wave of panic and fear swept over me. It wasn't a stream bed any more, but a canyon, impossibly wide and deep, with crumbling edges of soft clay. I stared down inro it and thought: this is the end. That is me. Thatis my life.
- DutchBoy0
i am so wasted tonight and it is only thursday. some 'important' people from a cultural debate i attended invited me to this bar and they served me absynth (sp??) but i think it was the fake one since the legal one is only easily availeble in czech republic..anyway you have to put suger on a spoon dip it in it and light it then melt the sugar (caramelize?) into the flaming drink and then cool it with icecubes and added water.
i had too many..
fuuuuuuuuuuuck..
- DutchBoy0
oh wait it is only tuesday. sorry.
- DutchBoy0
actually wendenesdaay alreadyuy..
- Carty0
i'm a cool guy now cause i have a mac.
macs are beautiful and i love my powerbook... G5 and a display next...
- F_180
my friend smuggled absinthe back from europe and we drank it and got fucking shitted.