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- silentseven0
I went outside to smoke a cig. I saw a goose. it made me laugh. he he he. Maybe I will have another one and see another goose. Then i will laugh again. ha ha ha ha
That will be fun.
- buddylee0
You know what I just realized? I am such a cry baby when it comes to getting what I want. Honestly, I am like a 6 year old little kid.
Oh well, you do what you got to do. No if's, and's, or but's.
merry christmas and a happy new years.
- grayhood0
the last three sandwiches i ordered were excellent, i fear the streak may be comeing to an end, my fear amplifies as lunch time approaches.
- brooke0
He has no idea all the stuff I got him for his birthday tomorrow! He thinks I didn't have the time to get him anything. And for Christmas, I actually made him his own stocking in a parsley print, his favorite.
I can't wait to see the look on his face!
- ********0
i just hobbled over on my crutch and tugged your pant leg while mumbling mewwy chwistmas
- ********0
slowly it dawns on me that I have post traumatic stress syndrome
let the sun shine through
- gruntt0
i make sausage balls better than god himself.
4 dozen in fact.
- grayhood0
your posts have been rather traumatic lately Rand.
- ********0
it's more fun writing them
- canuck0
I feel like hell, it's like someone has been kicking me in the back all day.
hmm maybe sitting infront of a monitor since 9 this morning is not helping.
- ********0
got this in my junkmail today
Dear President Bush,
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I learned
a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a
constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. As you said, "in the
eyes of God marriage is based between a man and a woman." I try to share
that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend
the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus
18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination... End of debate. I do need
some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws
and how to follow them.1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female,
provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine
claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify?
Why can't I own Canadians?2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus
21:7 In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of menstrual uncleanness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I
tell? I have tried asking, but most women take it as an offense.4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors. They
claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2.
clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him
myself, or should I ask the police to do it?6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I
don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination? Oh,
sorry. IS there degrees ..7. Lev.21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a
defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around
their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How
should they die?9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me
unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different
crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse
and blasphemes lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of
getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we
just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people
who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable
expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help.Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
In Jesus name, Consolidated Dumbasses of America
- canuck0
I think I just sneezed out a piece of gum I was chewing, wtf?
- Gorbie0
the ground dissolved. i slipped in a puddle of nothing and collapsed in a directionless manner. fading into irrelevance i swam deeper towards the surface needing to gasp one last breath of selfishness, when my lungs turned around and left with the rest of me. it was all so painless. for me atleast.
tuna today. i'll place it between two pieces of left over naan. just to see what happens.
- derek20050
mmm i neeed tunaa
- ********0
blog - Should I join the art director's club? I went to an event and it was inspiring. But, I'm letting my hair grow out and there were several long, gray ponytails prancing around the hall. What if I turn into one of them? What's next for me? A FroHawk?
- ********0
in this winter with no end our survival relies on the memory of sunshine; that there once was a thing called sunshine; and that we can inwardly kindle a vestige of what may once have existed.
- g3kk0k1d0
18:26.changed my pants - looked outside and saw some old grannies touching each other
18:27 changed my pants again
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smartie party update:
_salisae_ 1
taragee 1
2cent 1
clerk 1
shellie 1 (for yesterday)
rand 1 (for today)
- ********0
I've been meaning to ask, but was wary of appearing stupid-- what is a smartie?
- ********0
i stole a box of smarties from the fatkid, now i am distributing them to people i feel deserve them when they make me happy, thats all :-)