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- jevad0
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind.
Both are blank.
- swampygav0
Once his grip tightened, his opponent knew the match had begun. The secret ritual had been set in stone for centuries, and the anaesthetic had worn off in the previous decade anyway. Although the cows cape had been torn and his body buckled, he stumbled awkwardly towards his opponent in the light grey vest, not looking at his cronies behind him. The sword was raised and a resonance of cacophonia rang around the crowds.
Excalibur rang down on his opponent but he moved, with minimal effort. The cow was stunned. Anymore raises would require huge effort. He looked to the lady in red. She was appalled, and walking out of the Stadia at keast 10 minutes early, he felt tears in his eyes. The sword was dropped, fight, dejection, cadence and disallusion.
- gruntt0
swampygav is bad
at counting of sylables
two damn paragraphs?
- jevad0
my dear friend swampy
remove yourself from this thread
and never return
- noop0
man, this thread has been
around for so fucking long.
i just crapped my pants.
- e-pill0
i have a scruffed face.
i need to get laid real soon
i must buy condoms.
- e-pill0
xtc for me
i got more than 3 of e
all for me and her.
- e-pill0
rent is due sunday
i need to find fast cash now.
living on the street?
- e-pill0
life just suks right now
its spinning out of control
drugs ease the pain fast!
- e-pill0
i am late for nt.
i started working instead.
what is wrong with me?
- e-pill0
depression hell week.
its not even friday yet.
i just slashed my wrists.
- ********0
omg. all of mine are gone?
i'm so friggin sad now.
what was the one...
*a banana thinking as it sees the lunchbox.
oh no, not lunchbox
knowone comes back from lunchbox
knowone but thermos.
- e-pill0
blood blood blood blood blood
oh no its in the keyboard!
tape! i need some tape!
- e-pill0
kona bumped me off
i was doing so damn good!
seven in a row!
- e-pill0
grrrr! my math sucks good!
i cant even count to six.
lost the good haikus!
- e-pill0
my haikus HULKSMASH!
smk loves my verbage.
others think im weird.
- jevad0
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
- e-pill0
left eye is glossy
the right one is shut tightly
i see e see me.
- Peter0
Damn the winds of spring,
How I coughed up mucus,
and lotsa snore flinged
- ********0
very small peckerf
around the size of a match
poor tommy