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  • HijoDMaite4

    this song is dope

    • https://media.giphy.…utopian
    • I like the video.sea_sea
    • Man, that first season True Detective intro made its mark on motion graphics forever.CyBrainX
    • double exposure with video is really dopeHijoDMaite
    • Yeah, I like this one. I heard it through the Ryan Adams cover album (which is a better version, but a good song is a good song.Wolfboy
  • mekk7

    I'm hardly doing any work for months and I got a positive review this year along with a raise. wtf.

    • shut up and run with it!pango
    • my 100% at the office = 40% actual work + 40% browsing the web + 20% personal projectsdrgs
    • whats your secret! I killed myself and got positive reviews but minimal raise!mugwart
    • ^ the little work I did was flawless while some of my coworkers fucked up one thing after anothermekk
    • You're too good for the people you work with loli_was
    • whatever I don't want the big bucks or international career, I want my peace of mind and time for travellingmekk
    • ^ you said it man, you said it.helloeatbreathedrive
    • Figure out how to go home at 3 or work 4 days a week instead and you'll be a genius.freedom
    • I had a job like that where I had a ton of down time and got praise but it was depressing because I never knew how to look busy.freedom
    • that would be freedom (excuse the pun!)mugwart
    • Maybe You doing more by doing lessadrok
    • whoaw.... mind blown....pango
    • Same. Had a baby. Barely worked the first couple months. Took 8 weeks leave and 3 weeks vacation. Can’t recall any standout projects. Best review in a decade.monospaced
  • NBQ004

    ...I would love to make a baby with a hot girl.

    • as would Icannonball1978
    • Pretty much life’s purpose. Do it.monospaced
    • Same. I would love to make a baby with a cool guy.shellie
    • Nahhh I wouldn't like to make baby with a cool guy.pango
    • pango wants a hot guyPonyBoy
    • As long as someone doesn't make a guy with a hot baby.shellie
    • Ohhhhhhhh boy that went dark really quick. Lolpango
    • First get a hot girl, than enjoy your relationship, then think about it twice because having a child will change everything.ApeRobot
    • ^ yes, including "hotness" of said girl - better or worse? i cannot say.dorf
    • My ex was hot but also narcissistic. So make sure this hot girl has a good life psychology and your sorted! (Perverted often helps!)mugwart
    • been there, done that!dee-dubs
    • Or just cross out the baby part.pango
    • What am I supposed to do with a baby?!?!?!pango
    • who said anything about rape?utopian
    • What rape?pango
    • Would you actually like to make a baby or just have sex with said hot girl?BK
  • antimotion1

    I really liked the Bumblebee film...

    It seriously made me feel like a kid again - especially when they threw in: THE TOUCH, by Stan Bush

  • maquito1

    I like Jean Paul

  • OBBTKN0

    It's my turn... i like some Julio Iglesias's music, especially, this song...

    Weah!!!

  • NBQ000

    I went on a date with a Flatearther girl. Seriously, she's dead serious about it. Had no idea about her world-views before going on the date. It was fun, she's really cool though.

    • cool enough to make a baby with?drgs
    • Tinder?notype
    • yesNBQ00
    • I have so many questions.
      Going on a 2nd?
      notype
    • lol, maybe.NBQ00
    • ask her to take a trip with you to the ice wall edge of the earth. then push her off.capn_ron
    • Is it even possible to talk to her without her picking up on the fact you think this idea is totally insane?monospaced
    • Can she explain the phases of the moon?BabySnakes
    • When she moves her head, do you hear something rattling in there?Continuity
    • lolNBQ00
    • How the topic of the shape of the earth come up on a date? Lolyuekit
    • lol yuekit "I just need to say I have flat balls"fadein11
    • That's strange, I imagined most flat earthers to be men with mental health problems.PhanLo
    • she very well could be a man with mental health problemsmonospaced
    • how'd the second go?notype
    • LOLpango
  • NBQ00-4

    I must confess, I'm somewhat of a slut. I'm approaching having sex with the 100th woman in my life so far. Luckily no STD's, I was mostly careful.

    What can I do, I'm a guy and biology & nature want me to reproduce with as many women as possible.

    • shhhhh, you'll piss off the load of incels in here.capn_ron
    • Don't think anybody's an incel here, we're just bitter and some very old apparently :)NBQ00
    • see! you already have one incel downvote. (wasn't me if you are wondering)capn_ron
    • I was expecting to be downvoted or roasted.NBQ00
    • No dv or roasting here. just wear a jimmy hat, or 2 in some cases.futurefood
    • A round number
      Congratulations?
      drgs
    • well, how many did you successfully impregnate? biology & nature and all ...monospaced
    • Overcompensating much?sr_rosa
    • usually people boasting about something means the complete oppositeernexbcn
    • Yeah as if I gain anything by being anonymous hereNBQ00
    • "nature want me to reproduce with as many women as possible" - LIE - you're just a kid with no self controlrobthelad
    • @rob, it is in fact natural, the desire to reproduce ... it drives most human action. It's not a lack of control. That idea is totally fabricated by religion.monospaced
  • boobs5

    Sometimes I give myself a wee squeeze when no one is looking.

  • NBQ007

    Posting my opinions on QBN made me an incel.

  • Nairn0

    Not my confession as such, but I met some very old friends last week, one of whom reminded me that he'd come to visit me at university. I vaguely recalled some of the stories he told about it (hey, I was taking a lot of drugs at the time) but there was one I'd completely forgotten: Apparently there was a group of very insular Chinese students (no way!) who'd irritated me somehow (no way!) so my friend apparently took it upon himself to take a shit in their 10kg bag of rice.

    I spent the entire day racking my brain trying to remember him doing that (no dice) but I know this friend, and I know he has no reason to bullshit becuase he's a fucking headcase.

    How could I forget that?

    Anyway, i just found the image of him squatting over a bag of rice in someone else's student halls grunting out a shit fucking hilarious.

    • (also, the image of some poor exchange student who could never quite integrate starting his lunch only to find some stonking gwailo shit in his food)Nairn
  • sarahfailin2

    Fortnite is actually a pretty fun, free game.

  • shellie0

    I ghosted someone I was seeing. I couldn't bare to tell him why I wasn't interested.

    1) He was a flat eather for real (weird someone else posted something similar) but I couldn't get over it. I thought he was an idiot for that. After he really tried to defend that, a lot of other things he has said that I might have let slide sounded rediculous and rang in my head. The lack common sense was actually offensive.

    2) One day I thought he ghosted me. He did not. After a date we had he ended up really sick and in the hospital and had half of his intestine removed. Long story short, he has a colostomy bag now. I tried, really tried, to hang with him again after that. But, it really grossed me out. I couldn't get over that either. Our relationship wasn't really a relationship to begin with at that point just a few casual dates and I couldn't stick with it. But, I feel a little guilty. I know hes going to have a much harder time dating now and everyone deserves happiness. He's fairly young (early 30s) and having to shit in a bag is unfortunate.

    I'm not sure what really did it for me, point 1 or point 2. Probably point 1 but point 2 didn't help. I just left him on read for eternity. His last text, "Are you ghosting me?" actually triggered the for real ghosting. At first I just meant to give myself some space to think. But, when I read that text I said to myself, "Yes, that is definately what im doing." I may apologise after some time. But, I don't want to date him anymore even if I do speak to him. We have no mutual friends or work in the same field. Just someone way out of network I met on an app. Sometimes things just don't work out. Does it really need an explanation?

    • *earthershellie
    • i would do the same thing.pango
    • however id send a simple text in few days "ya... this is not gonna work out"pango
    • It's been over a month now pang. I feel le its possible he's completely forgotten about me and reaching out would be worse/triggering. What you think?shellie
    • point 1 is infinitely worse. you could have lived with #2, shit happens._niko
    • I see what you did there niko.shellie
    • ;)_niko
    • oooof ya passed the point of no return. let's hope you don't run into him on the street. and or that you have the endurance for awkwardness.pango
    • That would be like ruining into him in times square when you live in queens. Unlikely. We didn't hang in the same places or live near each other. Thnk god!!shellie
    • It is better you did an Irish exit early on, he's got bigger concerns and it's healthier he focus on the future ;)robotron3k
    • Not fan of ghosting, but to be with someone just out of pity is worse. It's best for both to end itdrgs
    • Don't date flat Earthers, but don't ghost people either. Too late now, but a simple 'it's not working for me' is better than a ghost. No judgement :)sarahfailin
    • "I'm a flat earther" would had me running out the door before finishing his next sentence.hotroddy
    • red flag. suspended indefinitely.hotroddy
    • don't feel bad about ghosting. flat earthers should be used to it.hotroddy
    • He actually tried to make his case with like hr long YouTube videos. I had to put my foot down & stay stop. HE said "You really like when i shut up." Uhm, yes!shellie
    • Flat earth is the dumbest unlikely and expensive conspiracy for no fucking reason. Give me a break!shellie
    • He deserves the respect to hear "it's not working out"Hayoth
    • Aside from basic science, it makes zero sense even if science as we know it was wrong. I literally cannot get on board.shellie
    • You're right haygoth. Its probably the meanest thing I've ever done. Im riddled with guilt. At this point im worried about making him feel worse.shellie
    • How hot was this guy that you continued to date him after you found out he was a "flat earther"??????fooler
    • @fooler That part unfolded slowly. That was basically our last date before he ended up in the hospital. I probably never would have seen him again after that bushellie
    • when he called me from the hospital, I was kinda shocked and sad for him. So, I let him come over one more time because he was finally able to be outside movingshellie
    • around and he said he just wanted to feel normal for a minute. :(shellie
    • 1 text - "roses are red, voilets are blue
      The world is fucking round, yes I'm ghosting you'
      dee-dubs
    • ^lol. simple and to the point.hotroddy
    • he made people watch hr long youtube video LOL. best idea anyone ever had.pango
    • Can't date a flat earther. There's no future in it. Imagine being at a party five years in and the subject comes up. You'll hate your lifenb
    • ghosting is childish. Just text him you're sorry but not interested and THEN don't reply anymore eversrhadden
    • Are there really that many Flat Earthers out there? I'm kind of amazed more than one of you have had this experience...yuekit
    • Let him know that you can’t date somebody so incredibly stupid they can’t accept the fact that we live on a planet. He can live with that.monospaced
    • And a colostomy bag is a deal breaker. Don’t feel bad about that. He isn’t too idiotic to know that is disgusting.monospaced
    • Hayoth seems to know as much about relationships as he does communism (literally nothing at all), so I wouldn’t give his input any weight at all.monospaced
    • This sounds to me like you ghosted him out of disgust, not out of disagreement.cannonball1978
    • You ghosted him.
      Now his bag is filling with rage
      Mostly shit, but now with rage
      futurefood
    • Mono-- I don't know what's worse - being a flat earther or defending communismhotroddy
    • lol... from colostomy bags to communism... this post delivers!PonyBoy
    • wait... so if I believe the world is round and I don't have a colostomy bag I might have a chance to date you? Sweet!fooler
    • hotroddy, worse is the guy who calls people communists when they aren’t, and worse than that is the one who thinks people are defending itmonospaced
    • Because there are no communists here or in our government or really anywhere in this country, and nobody is defending it. That’s you and hayoth 100% making it umonospaced
    • flat earther is enough.autoflavour
    • Posting this here was the right choice. A colostomy bag full of rage? You're getting coal for Christmas @futurefood. Welcome to the club.shellie
    • And by coal, I'm talking about Trump's coal. Big lumps shaped like T and covered in gold foil wrap.shellie
    • set?mekk
    • Colostomy bag isn't a death sentence - there are people who will look past that.ben_
    • So he'll be fine.ben_
    • oh wait, he's a flat-earther. he's fucked.ben_
    • Shellie, maybe he just wanted to get rid of you. And when the flat earth thingy didn't work he got his intestine removed.NBQ00
  • PonyBoy0

    Just over 2 months ago I lost an airpod while out shopping. I was actually secretly excited at the loss as they weren't the latest generation (no wireless charging).

    I found a deal online where I'd save $20 @ a local Walmart (instead of $199 they were $179)... the pods would be ready for pickup within an hour (w/out waiting in line etc) so I bought them and jumped right in the car and headed over.

    When I got there it turns out I arrived too early, that the order hadn't appeared in the system yet. I showed the kid my order on my phone, he looked it up online... there it was. The kid told me to hang tight and ran and grabbed me my airpods... and I was off.

    About a month into owning my new airpods it was travel time... lots of airplanes, cabs, public transportation and family car rides in the future. Of course only a day into our trip I manage to lose the entire airpod set (they were in the charger... I lost the charger).

    ***QBN PSA*** //BEGIN
    Don't buy these fucking things... they're immensely overpriced and far too easy to lose.
    ***QBN PSA*** //END

    Our trip consisted of staying in a few different cities. Our first city (on day one) was Las Vegas where my brother happens to live. My brother picked us up from our hotel (in his car) and we headed to get a quick lunch before driving back to his place to grab his luggage and then have an UBER pick us all up and take us to the airport to catch another plane to another city. This all occurred over 2 hours... somewhere in that 2 hours I lost the airpods. I was POSITIVE it was in the UBER ride to the airport.

    So... it's been a month since I lost the airpods. I hadn't given them a second thought until about a week ago I can email from Walmart telling me I hadn't picked up my online purchase yet (my airpods). *giggle... uh... yes I did. The email also informed that I had been issued a full refund. *giggle... really?! I checked my bank account and there it was.

    Then... not even 24 hours go by and I get a text w/a picture from my brother:

    hehe... my brother FedExed them to me... they're literally in my ears as I type this story to you. The money is back in my account...

    ... should I feel guilty?

    • We just had a similar experience. We didn't pay for our last month of our sons day care. We called and emailed to let them know. They aren't getting back to us.lemmy_k
    • We tried one last time, but they aren't returning our calls. I'm not going to chase them down and force money on them. At least try to correct the mistake,lemmy_k
    • It's not worth the bad Karma.lemmy_k
    • Don't feel bad, its Walmart. fuck em, run by evil familydee-dubs
    • I found a set of AirPods, in their charger, just sitting at the airport. I tried to return them but the airport wouldn’t take them. I waited 2 hours. Kept them.monospaced
  • drgs4

    I love dancing

    Discuss

    • Vids or gtfo.Nairn
    • Me too, like it a lot, from ska to tango, no problem with styles... Lol.OBBTKN
    • Me too. Also in public.jagara
  • Nairn0

    I can't find it now, but - I've been repeating the confession someone made here a wee while back, wherein they're a tall cunt and when they go to the toilet on a plane, they piss i the sink instead of the toilet because of reasons and such.

    True or not, it now is in the minds of a few of my friends: Tall people piss in sinks on planes. All of them.

    • why tho? why does the opening of the receptacle need to be closer to their dicks?dopepope
    • They don’t. Just one really sick person confessed doing it for no good reason at all.monospaced
    • I think it's more of a ceiling issue. I'm not a tall cunt, but i have to stand with my back arched backwards like some kind of Dickensian caricature, to pissNairn
    • ..'course I only fly 737 or A340 class intermediate range planes, none of your fancy wide circumference 747 or A380 shit. Pissing in those must be heaven.Nairn
    • *A320Nairn
    • I’m 6’4” and never once even thought about peeing in the sink.Gnash
    • Until nowGnash
    • lolmonospaced
    • yeah me neither but if i ever go on a plane again i'll be sure to give that a gohans_glib
  • pockets3

    My life is disastrous but pretty to watch, full of bad decisions and people. this too will pass


  • NBQ001

    Last year I made $120K in the stock markets (via stock options) in only few weeks and lost all the profits in few weeks after because being too greedy and some other dumb shit. Man I was so dumb, still licking the wounds. Could’ve bought a fucking Tesla or a lot of toilet paper.

    Sigh. Easy come, easy go.

    • Damn, that sucks. Licking my wounds after going +10k then losing most it since Dec.mandomafioso
    • that hurtBennn
    • dry powder the best.umbee54
  • NBQ003

    I ate beans today and now farting like a cowboy.

  • eryx3

    Went on chatroulette to just to chat with someone. Fucking stupid.