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- sted0
I like black girls.
- hydro742
I stuck a lighting bug up my butt as a kid to see if my farts would glow...
- Nairn1
I genuinely enjoy Peppa Pig.
- They struck gold with that cartoon. Absolutely minted it.shapesalad
- Yep, I got into it when my daughter was little. V.entertaining.fadein11
- Ended up dancing to the Peppa Pig theme tune on New Years Eve.PhanLo
- boobs5
Sometimes I give myself a wee squeeze when no one is looking.
- hahaha. legit lolcapn_ron
- someone's lookingmonospaced
- Honkscarabin
- rootlock6
I brought a super hot girl home with her dude friend to do blow after the bar one night. It got busy ... she was like I'll suck your cock if you let him first.
I feel like it was a good trade.
- Bunny Lebowski?moldero
- let him first suck your cock? Yuk?shapesalad
- What the fuck, who sucked who's dick?babydick
- Thanks for giving us the blow by blow.CyBrainX
- babydick1
I have some bitcoin, but I think it's a fucking piece of shit and should go to 0 and die
- just cash outbulletfactory
- Send me your dirty bitcoin bc1qt50wljwlj346a9xl...AQUTE
- Which part is the confession - owning bitcoin or hoping it goes to 0?CyBrainX
- I have a crypto ETF. It's tanking like most of my other shit.CyBrainX
- scarabin7
I don’t understand the vietnam war, at all. Best i can figure is we were murdering innocent people en masse because it’s possible that some day they may become communists? And that really bothered us because boomers are obsessed with communists for some fucking reason?
And then they became communists anyway and the world never ended so what was the fucking point?
- No wonder rambo was so butthurt all the time. Shit was stupidscarabin
- Yeah, that's it in a nutshell. After the French Indochina War / and the partitioning of Vietnam we first tried to destabilize the South Vietnamese government..garbage
- ..after half-assed aid attempts failed. Then we went full Wandering Soul and Gulf of Tonkin.garbage
- #Winningutopian
- If you haven't read about it, it's really fucked. We captured vietcong and recorded them making spooky ghost sounds telling them to go home.garbage
- Blasted them from boats, helicopters, hidden speakers in the woods.garbage
- And then did some actual false flag shit by faking an attack on a US destroyer, which set everything to 11.garbage
- So yeah, no wonder Rambo was fucked up lolgarbage
- Oh and one of the ghost scripts in our psy ops was Vietnamese folk ghost, name translates to "the tightening knot", that encourages people to kill themselves.garbage
- amazing. i would never think of the the ghost sounds thingscarabin
- McNamara and the US thought they were fighting communism but the Vietnamese were fighting for their freedom. USA leadership = idiotsnb
- i'm watching this doc from the vietnamese perspective about their tunnels. fascinating but truly sad stuff https://youtu.be/19e…scarabin
- @scara Great link, will watch. Can't imagine being a person in the tunnels and hearing a voice be all "Hey this is your dad, I just died, come home and bury me"garbage
- @nb I could be wrong, but I think top brass knew there was no hope for a capitalistic revolution from the locals..garbage
- ..but it was a lie fed to the troops and PR against anti-war sentiment back home. McNamara was a lot of things, but stupid wasn't one.garbage
- I think in some ways it was similar to what happened in Korea and China, all these countries were destabilized by WW2 and afterwards you had communist andyuekit
- capitalist sides battling for control. This was during the heyday of communism so it seemed like an existential threat from the Americans' point of viewyuekit
- to watch country after country get taken over by communists. Little did they know the communists would someday be manufacturing Nike sneakers and Airpods.yuekit
- It's not an exaggeration to say that the US and China both saw what the Axis powers almost accomplished, both saw the world was potentially conquerable..garbage
- ..and immediately started long-term plans for getting a foothold in every power vacuum in the region.garbage
- Right, and it worked lol...and here we are todayyuekit
- From the Vietnamese perspective however, I think they view it as a long series of conflicts that led to their independence. First against the French, thenyuekit
- the Japanese, then USA, then afterwards Vietnam invaded Cambodia and China tried to invade Vietnam.yuekit
- It seems like most Americans only know about the part we fought in, which Vietnam calls "the American War."yuekit
- My public school had like a single paragraph about itscarabin
- I think we're about the same age (mid-30s) and my public school actually taught that we won the war in Vietnam.garbage
- wait till you learn about the US involvement in Afghanistan.jonny_quest_lives
- and because they aren't white. Somehow we're always more comfortable bombing not-white people.sarahfailin
- There is this recent documentary by Ken Burns and Lynn Novick that goes into details https://www.youtube.…uan
- I learned about the Ken Burns effect from scarabin years ago on qbn...that's why I bothered to watch that doc. what I remember: shows both side in detail...uan
- you'll need to find the episodes on youtube or elsewhere to watch. it's 18 hours in total. "The Vietnam War (2017) - A film by Ken Burns and Lynn Novick"uan
- my high-school history teacher called it the first war based on purely propaganda.sted
- I’ll check it out, uanscarabin
- On a fundamental level, it was a sectarian civil war. The US didnt invade, it was invited.Brabo_Brabo
- Baby boomers were being sent there or smart enough to leave the country. It was the older generation that gave us the red scare.CyBrainX
- on a positive note, we got some of the best songs of the rock era_niko
- growing up as a kid, my family worked with and employed hundreds of Vietnamese refugees, these are the hardest working industrious and clever fucks I've ever me_niko
- ...met. America never stood a chance lol_niko
- Lots of those Viets would be on our side... they had to flee after the South was over run.Brabo_Brabo
- The irony is, Vietnam today is very pro capitalism while many Americans no longer believe in free markets.yuekit
- https://qz.com/39473…yuekit
- Krassy7
I've never visited the Official NSFW Thread
- probably for the bestGardener
- What? Are you scared?inv
- i did once by mistake, and managed to click out again in a picosecond, but in that time saw way too much and had to burn my eyes out with bleachhans_glib
- C Y B E R T R U T Hutopian
- What have you been doing this quarantine?!!?Maaku
- Its basicly a less weird version of the Chick of the Day thread.webazoot
- one day, Krassy, one day.
you're finally going to loose your virginity.sted - Pussybabydick
- jagara2
I find the RGB rainbow mode on my gaming keyboard looks cool.
- NBQ004
...I would love to make a baby with a hot girl.
- as would Icannonball1978
- Pretty much life’s purpose. Do it.monospaced
- Same. I would love to make a baby with a cool guy.shellie
- Nahhh I wouldn't like to make baby with a cool guy.pango
- pango wants a hot guyPonyBoy
- As long as someone doesn't make a guy with a hot baby.shellie
- Ohhhhhhhh boy that went dark really quick. Lolpango
- First get a hot girl, than enjoy your relationship, then think about it twice because having a child will change everything.ApeRobot
- ^ yes, including "hotness" of said girl - better or worse? i cannot say.dorf
- My ex was hot but also narcissistic. So make sure this hot girl has a good life psychology and your sorted! (Perverted often helps!)mugwart
- been there, done that!dee-dubs
- Or just cross out the baby part.pango
- What am I supposed to do with a baby?!?!?!pango
- who said anything about rape?utopian
- What rape?pango
- Would you actually like to make a baby or just have sex with said hot girl?BK
- OBBTKN3
I confess, that I find wayyyy much hotter the right-wing politician women than the leftists...
Fuck it! They're waaaaayyy more attractive, the left-wing politic candidates in our region/country are... Eeeeckkkk!!
(And no, I'm not going to describe them, you've understood me perfectly).
- https://i.imgur.com/…Gnash
- i still can get over or explain my affection for Kayleigh McEnany :Dsted
- This is great if read while doing your bestest Trump impressionMrT
- probably because vegans lack nutrientsmoldero
- Nairn0
I can't find it now, but - I've been repeating the confession someone made here a wee while back, wherein they're a tall cunt and when they go to the toilet on a plane, they piss i the sink instead of the toilet because of reasons and such.
True or not, it now is in the minds of a few of my friends: Tall people piss in sinks on planes. All of them.
- why tho? why does the opening of the receptacle need to be closer to their dicks?dopepope
- They don’t. Just one really sick person confessed doing it for no good reason at all.monospaced
- I think it's more of a ceiling issue. I'm not a tall cunt, but i have to stand with my back arched backwards like some kind of Dickensian caricature, to pissNairn
- ..'course I only fly 737 or A340 class intermediate range planes, none of your fancy wide circumference 747 or A380 shit. Pissing in those must be heaven.Nairn
- *A320Nairn
- I’m 6’4” and never once even thought about peeing in the sink.Gnash
- Until nowGnash
- lolmonospaced
- yeah me neither but if i ever go on a plane again i'll be sure to give that a gohans_glib
- Wolfboy17
People are having a hard time with COVID19, struggling with work, isolation and obviously health issues.
But, *whispers* I’m loving lockdown.
I’ve taken a three month mortgage holiday, I work freelance and I’m working on average 1.5 days a week to cover my bills while using the rest of my time to get stuck into my own projects. I’m lucky enough to have a decent sized garden and green space fairly close by; so I can get plenty exercise.
So yeah, my confession is that lock-down is right up my straßë.
- For the most part, I'm enjoying it too. **SHHHHHH!!** I worked from home anyways, not freelance, just remote. We're getting lots of house projects done!elahon
- i got a gov't coronavirus loan, refinanced all my debt at 0% then turned down two jobs on the same day while drinking amaretto sours from my hammock.kingsteven
- i work from home and also hate to go out anyway, for me nothing changed either.renderedred
- i work for a big company, seated between 2 managers (toughest seat in the house) so i am LOVING quarantine. and they say my comms are better. like hell yeah cuztrooperbill
- ...i dont have you two nitwits half listening to conversations and chiming in with irrelevant comments and suggestions, casting doubt on my abilities.trooperbill
- Pros: Made more money, lots o' family time, finished home projects, tons of art studio time.
Downside: Marriage counseling :( We're doing better now.bezoar - Working remotely before this, so nothing changed.grafician
- I'm loving it too...no crushing london commute, working remotely, lots of time for making art and music. An introvert's dreamBaskerviIle
- HijoDMaite4
this song is dope
- https://media.giphy.…utopian
- I like the video.sea_sea
- Man, that first season True Detective intro made its mark on motion graphics forever.CyBrainX
- double exposure with video is really dopeHijoDMaite
- Yeah, I like this one. I heard it through the Ryan Adams cover album (which is a better version, but a good song is a good song.Wolfboy
- NBQ003
I ate beans today and now farting like a cowboy.
- How do cowboys fart? I'd assume, with their legs set wide apart over the back of a horse as they are, that they'd be fairly quiet?Nairn
- I assume they farted a lot because they ate a lot of beans.NBQ00
- https://www.youtube.…Bluejam
- lol I just posted the same video in Vid sectionNBQ00
- These beans is shit: https://www.youtube.…stoplying
- I feel you. Not literally though.Chimp
- NBQ001
Last year I made $120K in the stock markets (via stock options) in only few weeks and lost all the profits in few weeks after because being too greedy and some other dumb shit. Man I was so dumb, still licking the wounds. Could’ve bought a fucking Tesla or a lot of toilet paper.
Sigh. Easy come, easy go.
- Damn, that sucks. Licking my wounds after going +10k then losing most it since Dec.mandomafioso
- that hurtBennn
- dry powder the best.umbee54
- pockets3
My life is disastrous but pretty to watch, full of bad decisions and people. this too will pass
- PonyBoy0
Just over 2 months ago I lost an airpod while out shopping. I was actually secretly excited at the loss as they weren't the latest generation (no wireless charging).
I found a deal online where I'd save $20 @ a local Walmart (instead of $199 they were $179)... the pods would be ready for pickup within an hour (w/out waiting in line etc) so I bought them and jumped right in the car and headed over.
When I got there it turns out I arrived too early, that the order hadn't appeared in the system yet. I showed the kid my order on my phone, he looked it up online... there it was. The kid told me to hang tight and ran and grabbed me my airpods... and I was off.
About a month into owning my new airpods it was travel time... lots of airplanes, cabs, public transportation and family car rides in the future. Of course only a day into our trip I manage to lose the entire airpod set (they were in the charger... I lost the charger).
***QBN PSA*** //BEGIN
Don't buy these fucking things... they're immensely overpriced and far too easy to lose.
***QBN PSA*** //ENDOur trip consisted of staying in a few different cities. Our first city (on day one) was Las Vegas where my brother happens to live. My brother picked us up from our hotel (in his car) and we headed to get a quick lunch before driving back to his place to grab his luggage and then have an UBER pick us all up and take us to the airport to catch another plane to another city. This all occurred over 2 hours... somewhere in that 2 hours I lost the airpods. I was POSITIVE it was in the UBER ride to the airport.
So... it's been a month since I lost the airpods. I hadn't given them a second thought until about a week ago I can email from Walmart telling me I hadn't picked up my online purchase yet (my airpods). *giggle... uh... yes I did. The email also informed that I had been issued a full refund. *giggle... really?! I checked my bank account and there it was.
Then... not even 24 hours go by and I get a text w/a picture from my brother:
hehe... my brother FedExed them to me... they're literally in my ears as I type this story to you. The money is back in my account...
... should I feel guilty?
- We just had a similar experience. We didn't pay for our last month of our sons day care. We called and emailed to let them know. They aren't getting back to us.lemmy_k
- We tried one last time, but they aren't returning our calls. I'm not going to chase them down and force money on them. At least try to correct the mistake,lemmy_k
- It's not worth the bad Karma.lemmy_k
- Don't feel bad, its Walmart. fuck em, run by evil familydee-dubs
- I found a set of AirPods, in their charger, just sitting at the airport. I tried to return them but the airport wouldn’t take them. I waited 2 hours. Kept them.monospaced
- NBQ00-4
I must confess, I'm somewhat of a slut. I'm approaching having sex with the 100th woman in my life so far. Luckily no STD's, I was mostly careful.
What can I do, I'm a guy and biology & nature want me to reproduce with as many women as possible.
- shhhhh, you'll piss off the load of incels in here.capn_ron
- Don't think anybody's an incel here, we're just bitter and some very old apparently :)NBQ00
- see! you already have one incel downvote. (wasn't me if you are wondering)capn_ron
- I was expecting to be downvoted or roasted.NBQ00
- No dv or roasting here. just wear a jimmy hat, or 2 in some cases.futurefood
- A round number
Congratulations?drgs - well, how many did you successfully impregnate? biology & nature and all ...monospaced
- Overcompensating much?sr_rosa
- usually people boasting about something means the complete oppositeernexbcn
- Yeah as if I gain anything by being anonymous hereNBQ00
- "nature want me to reproduce with as many women as possible" - LIE - you're just a kid with no self controlrobthelad
- @rob, it is in fact natural, the desire to reproduce ... it drives most human action. It's not a lack of control. That idea is totally fabricated by religion.monospaced