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  • _niko12

    Hey idiots. There is no Allah, there is no god, there is no Zeus, there is no Odin.

    There is just us. On a speck of dust hurtling through the cold dark cosmos.

    The sooner we all realize this the sooner we can end all the bullshit that divides us and live in peace, love and harmony once and for all and move forward as the human race.

    • Just watched a video on TW, Turks chassing Armenians in Lyon and other French cities, nice people, my balls!!OBBTKN
    • Get them, and kick them out from EuropeOBBTKN
    • OBBTKN: but let's keep the treasures we kept from back in the crusades...and they oil and the money we got selling them arms.uan
    • With politics and social issues, the mainstream media will still find ways to divide us.MondoMorphic
    • OBBTKN video link?shapesalad
    • @shape, the link: https://twitter.com/…OBBTKN
    • @uan, not going to discuss this kind of things online with you. I don't know you, you don't know me.OBBTKN
    • I am speaking from first person experiences, I've suffered from terrorism, fanatism and all this kind of crap...OBBTKN
    • I mean, please, let's just let it beOBBTKN
    • @uan - people forget that it takes two to tango, so for every Imperialist indsicretion there was some local cunt aiding them, fuck ing over his own society.Nairn
    • Allah and God means the same thing.pango
    • But there is the almighty Spaghetti MonsterNBQ00
    • ^ that is truepango
    • Violent qbn strikes againHayoth
    • Everyone should watch D. Attenborough Witness video again and ask not if prophet cartoons offend, but if they are printed with soy ink on recycled paper.shapesalad
    • There is no idiots!nb
    • Since when is not believing in fairytales violence? Are you so fragile that you feel attacked when God is questioned? Hayoth, you're a goddamned snowflake.monospaced
    • You don't know what there is or isn't. Just be comfortable with not knowing.cannonball1978
    • We don't know, but there's no reasonable reason to believe there is a god, or gods of any type. Regardless, it's really up to believers to prove it.monospaced
    • God is for people who are uncomfortable with not knowing the unknowable.mort_
    • This will convince them. You could make a religion out it. Hey idiots > hallelujahjtb26
    • I think you get shitty people being shitty no matter if god is involved or not. Case in point: the (atheist) communist revolutions.monNom
    • the thing with communist revolutions is they were convinced they were doing the good thing. its more complicated than that.pango
    • Take religion out of the equation and all of a sudden politics become a lot less divided and contentious.ben_
    • Prove there is no godRaybandana
    • @OBBTKN
      https://www.fr24news…
      Beeswax
    • First mention thisBeeswax
    • division will forever remain part of human nature. For example Niko and I may share agnosticism, but we are black and white on everything else.hotroddy
    • to think that religion is what separates us is naive at best.hotroddy
    • division is a political weapon that will always be used to consolidate powerhotroddy
    • doesn't hurt to make it simpler tho.pango
    • The next division will be about people with pepperoni nipples and micro nipples.pango
    • Pepperoni pizza vs pineapple pizza is a real divisive lighting rod. Everyone knows that pinnacle pizza is an abomination.utopian
    • A tasty abomination! Now kale on the other hand: that is the 7th seal that brings about the apocalypse.monNom
    • vote for proposition pepperoni areolas 17hotroddy
    • Beeswax, are you justifying that your compatriots can go chasing others? Are you sure the Armenians were the instigators?OBBTKN
    • And the answer should be the same... automatic deportationOBBTKN
    • _niko, please, speak for yourselfpablo28
    • modern day's god is 2000 years old, what about before that?ApeRobot
    • the should allow to piss in the terrorist face in public while he is wearing the a shirt with the charlie hebdo cartoon.neverscared
    • Ape, you’re talking about a single god construct which was already in place for a long time before that with the Jews.monospaced
    • But MOST people in the planet were not even aware of the Jewish faith at the time. For millennia there were hundreds of gods for hundreds of cultures. More evenmonospaced
    • The very idea one is correct over the others is proof that none exist. That and the fact there is no evidence and never will be.monospaced
    • I don't mind religion, if they don't tell non-believers how to live their life.jagara
    • polytheism and paganism.i_was
  • scarabin22

    milkwalker knows all

    all hail milkwalker

  • scarabin13

    God is just Santa Claus for adults.
    Change my mind

    • No.Nairn
    • Don’t tell me what to do, heathen!Gnash
    • 99% of prayers is people asking for thingsdrgs
    • Couldn’t agree more. Except Santa isn’t as big of an assholemonospaced
    • Santa is way coolerKrassy
    • Santa killed a whole lot less peoplefuturefood
    • Santa creeps on childrens...pango
    • i've always said, god is man's answer to "why?"imbecile
    • At least Santa gets me what I ask for.ben_
    • Both hate poor kids and reward the rich whether they deserve it or notscarabin
    • Both have questionable origin stories. Both perform excellent party tricks. Both of them are into woodworking.monospaced
    • Both like to watch you masturbatescarabin
    • no need to change your mind.capn_ron
    • I won’t change your mind.maquito
    • At least I’d be interested in god if he was as cool as santa, though.maquito
    • so god = anyone who gives you free shit.. hmm explains a lot the blind worship.deathboy
    • Only if you’re obedientscarabin
    • Have to be good by the god rules right. Makes sense. Does make u wo der current indoctrination of state as God beliefsdeathboy
    • Close, but I think God is more of a Krampus style character.Wolfboy
    • nothing is that simple. especially cosmic consciousness stuff. Change your way of thinking.Beeswax
    • Accurate. Instead of presents he gives denial.jtb26
    • The idea of God exists because we can't accept the unknowable and need a cause / effect relationship to explain everything. Santa is just for fun.mort_
    • I've made an appointment for you with Dr. Boboaliev Sarhad in Tajikistan for Wed 14 Oct for your lobotomy. That should change your mind on this matter.shapesalad
    • Santa is just a delivery boy, the toy shop is the real godSalarrue
    • God doesn't do malls.garbage
    • https://i.ytimg.com/…scarabin
  • PhanLo21

    • lolmonospaced
    • haha. niceGnash
    • oustanding.Morning_star
    • He put the extra 's' in my previous comment, too. Prick.Morning_star
    • he moved it, for suremonospaced
    • Trickster bastard.Morning_star
    • “It is very expensive to give bad medical care to poor people in a rich country.”whatthefunk
    • God's plan.aslip
    • And physicians are more likely to believe in God than are other individuals who are educated in science.hotroddy
    • https://youtu.be/-su…maquito
    • I don’t get itnotype
    • ^ Most forms of cancer are natural, and there to help population control. Without cancer people would live well into their hundreds, and we cant have that.CygnusZero4
    • No forms of cancer are supernatural.monospaced
    • It could be a benign tumor in which case it's reasonable question the Jesus is making.deadsperm
    • If it's a malign tumor and Jesus is omnipotent he also put the doctor's there to remove it (then it's a stupid question).deadsperm
    • Basically, Jesus is just circlejerkin'.deadsperm
    • I like how Jesus has male pattern baldnessfuturefood
    • ^ It's the stress from being the son of God that made his hair fall out.PhanLo
  • whatthefunk26

  • _niko13

    Fucking cons.

    I thought Jesus was against worshiping idols?
    The first giant jesus statues did so well in protecting Brazilians from crime, poverty and Covid that they're doubling down and erecting one twice the size!

    How about taking that money and building a school or a library or a hospital something.

    Honestly, what year are we in that we're still erecting giant monuments to our stupidity and ignorance?

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-l…

    • I thought brazil was a slum. They have money for this?scarabin
    • Would be cool if it could happy clap.PhanLo
    • you're gonna need a bigger jesuskingsteven
    • never skip legs dayutopian
    • @scarabin. not sure. The last time I was there, there have rich people too.pango
    • They should put apartments in therescarabin
    • Worry about your own life #simpHayoth
    • Yeah no problem, I hear the collection tray coming around, make sure you drop some coin, the pastor needs a new mansion and jet_niko
    • Salvations getting more and more expensive these days, Jesus must have hit some hard times, he’s counting on you haymook_niko
    • Op jelly?StoicLevels
    • Hayoth sounds exactly like an atheist.monospaced
    • the true cooks and cons were the Odebrecht corruption scandal. The largest in S America's history done by your socialist friends. Embezilling 300 billionhotroddy
    • but it's cool to shit on symbol that for most people brings them joy and peacehotroddy
    • you SLIGHTLY undervalue power of religion and necessity for people to believe into something bigger then themselves.pr2
    • LOL hayoth using words that are completely irrelevant againpango
    • @_niko I can’t believe you’re ignorant of the importance of art and culture. At what point will you start defending the Chinese Cultural revelation?Morning_star
    • Sure 1000 or 2000 years ago it’s art and culture, doing this today is the epitome of idiocy lol_niko
    • ummm chinese culture *revolution had many people murdered... this is not even close.pango
    • however, is the giant statue more practical than having a drawing of jesus in your wallet? would that money be more useful to go to hospitals?pango
    • @_niko, idiocy? Who’s idiocy?, the millions who still find faith important, or the person who trashes something they don’t understand?Morning_star
    • @pango. Niko’s criticism is directly comparable.Morning_star
    • I understand it fully well, I was born into it, my people invented Christianity, and if you don’t see it for the nonsense it is you’ve got bigger issues_niko
    • And faith is one thing, having Jesus in your heart and in your mind is one thing, but erecting 300 foot statues and propping up the business of religion is anot_niko
    • ...another thing all together. Religion as a philosophy is fine. The teachings of Christ are fine, but religion in all its greedy capitalistic forms is fucked_niko
    • When used as a tool to manipulate the uneducated masses it’s fucked, when used as a tool to wage war, its fucked_niko
    • put a mask on it, a syringe into its arm (keep arms outstretched for social distancing) and it stands in for BELIEFS of many on this board.pr2
    • @_niko, you’re not talking about faith when you talk about greedy capitalism. The dogma and administration of a church is one thing but this is a relatively...Morning_star
    • ... inexpensive ($350,000) symbol of faith that will be a totem of community.Morning_star
    • the CCP's cultural revolution is more comparable to nazi and ISIS. they want to erase history and reshape identity.pango
    • culture and identity is still there. I think niko is only criticizing greed. which I'm pretty sure Jesus would agree.pango
    • niko what do you mean your people?pango
    • @pange. It feels as though the ‘stupidity and ignorance’ _niko talks of falls directly upon the faithful.Morning_star
    • Not sure who pange is, apologies.Morning_star
    • i can be pange if you want ;)pango
    • Morning star, faith is one thing when spiritual and personal but tell me what’s happening in Belfast for instance, who’s side is Jesus on anyway?_niko
    • Even faith is kind of a crock, considering it doesn’t do anything except make you feel good for believing the nonsense. I guess that’s “good” for some.monospaced
    • In no way is it necessary though, or really that useful to people in a practical way.monospaced
    • he once caught a fish 'thiiisss big'PonyBoy
    • Jesus. Destroyer of rainforestsStoicLevels
    • If it was a giant statue to hitler, stalin or some other left wing mass murderer NIKO would be so happyHayoth
    • https://youtu.be/mSf…SimonFFM
    • The religious right...a bunch of suckers and losers.utopian
    • god i hope that thing is actually gonna be mecha-jesus, defender of the faith™scarabin
    • yet when it's a giant statue of a greek goddess, nobody bats an eyelash.monNom
    • followers of greek goddesses aren't burning down abortion clinics, trying to dumb down schools, influence law, or lynching gays but you have a pointscarabin
    • wait... there's a new giant statue of greek goddess?pango
    • @_niko. The recent N. Ireland violence is entirely political. The genesis of the trouble may have routes in religious disagreement but it's almost entirely...Morning_star
    • ...politically, economically, socially and generationally inspired. N.Ireland is having a tough time at the moment and old wounds are easily opened.Morning_star
    • This thread reminds me of the giant Buddha discussion. https://www.qbn.com/…mort_
    • Better a Jesus statue than a Trump statue. Calm your pantsStoicLevels
    • Wifi booster for America's thoughts and prayersnecromation
    • BwahahahStoicLevels
    • movie idea: MECHA JESUS VS MECHA BUDDHA!pango
    • https://i.ytimg.com/…pango
    • yea we need more crossoversStoicLevels
    • Buddha booting fuck out of Jesus for ripping him off when they hung out for a bit.PhanLo
    • https://64.media.tum…Morning_star
    • cuteStoicLevels
    • morning star. seems like that photo was missing someone.
      https://i.imgur.com/…
      pango
    • In my haste to be the funniest person on QBN i settled for the censored version ;)Morning_star
    • 10 years ago people were afraid to post that. i guess its ok now.pango
    • aye mon!StoicLevels
    • Jesus was against the church making money but we all know where thats at fellow demons in a tubeGuyFawkes
  • nb7

    Jesus was...

    √ a Jew
    √ an illegal immigrant
    √ a convicted criminal

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  • BusterBoy1

    • religion = fear. so heavy gun ownership makes sense. scaredy cats.shapesalad
    • Nope, only seems to happen in the good old USofA. Americans are scared of themselves.Morning_star
    • The last photo makes them look like Disney Princesses crossed with Isis.PhanLo
    • What's with the crowns?i_monk
    • wtf am i looking at here? what is this?exador1
    • Now this is the kind of belief system I can get behind. What's so different here to relgious zealots of yore traipising around with swords?detritus
    • The crowns make them feel pretty. Also, they channel the radio waves that tell them Obama is a homosexual Kenyan cyborg and Hillary is made of biscuits.face_melter
    • MadnessRamanisky2
    • Disney Isis.
      @detritus you have a point about the swords. They believe the guns are their new rod of iron.
      PhanLo
    • teacher's training day?mugwart
    • what the actual fuckSunSunSun_
    • fucking ass clownsutopian
    • This just about sums up the American experience through the eyes of white religion.utopian
    • it's neat that your generalized statement almost lines up with the picture of the black ladycotton
    • is this real? or someone really good at photoshop? this can't be real, wtf is the pink dude in the last photo, with a crown!!!!feel
    • Fucking Mooniesjaylarson
    • mental illness?chukkaphob
    • do they know how to use them? and are they all good shooters? highly doubt it.chukkaphob
    • wonder if they sang this ...
      https://www.youtube.…
      ?
      Bluejam
    • Geesus Christ... I'm speechless in front of this nonsense dark ages crazinessBennn
    • 4th pic ... https://goo.gl/YKeDv…microkorg
    • future school teachers?Krassy
    • I can't believe my eyes, look at the ethnicities. Who would think that guns would bring people together.Maaku
    • Cult manipulationSalarrue
    • yup. this is not religion, this is a cult.plash
    • Jim Jones?oey
    • one backfiring car in the street outside and it's game overFax_Benson
    • how do I sign up to this religion?Miguex
    • ^ hammer a nail into your brain, just up above either eye, in through the eye socket. EZ.face_melter
    • I really want a crown now.CyBrainX
    • So God is Gun now?Bennn
    • This is a looney cult guys, all of countries have them.HijoDMaite
    • Is it the NRA?sab
    • ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU!
      THE GUN IS GOOD!
      THE PENIS IS EVIL!
      face_melter
    • https://www.thesun.c…jmckinno
    • You know that at least one person in this gaggle of silly cunts has used their gun as a sex toy.face_melter
    • I think the crown and gun toting midget in pic two has been used as a sex toy, but not as he might've wanted..Now he wants revenge.detritus
    • so gaymonospaced
    • ^ what's wrong with being "gay?" really? it's 2018, bro!chukkaphob
    • *paging i_monk, because I occasionally use 'gay' to mean things that are a bit flaccid and wanky, but don't mean homosexual - is this ok?detritus
    • I had a problem with the phrasing about 15 years ago, when I first heard it, but I simply don't associate it with homosexuality in tha context any more.detritus
    • Like 'cunt' very rarely means 'vagina' for me - if it ever did, it would be meant very strongly and specifically.detritus
    • Anyway, however you slice it - the wankers clad in pink and crowns is totally gay - and you know it would piss them off if they heard you refer to them as itdetritus
    • Definitely using it in the childhood way which is a joke about how ignorant and stupid they are ... plus ... pink nightgowns?!?monospaced
    • detritus gets it :)monospaced
    • You have to say GHAY!HijoDMaite
    • its the gheymonospaced
  • whatthefunk18

    if you have proof that a pastor is using his platform to preach a partisan message you can file a complaint against his tax-except status with the IRS. It can't be just political, it has to be partisan, as in explicitly endorsing a political party or candidate...

    • Whoaaaaa game changernb
    • YupGuyFawkes
    • Oh this sounds fun.monospaced
    • Can't be easy to really prove, though, otherwise there'd a crusade of us going to shut churches down!formed
    • So they can still get away with the brandon chantsaliastime
    • @formed - back in 2000, perhaps not, but these days every fucker's got a recording device in their pocket or handbag.Nairn
    • upvoted.dbloc
    • shhKennethCopeland
  • yuekit14

    The Pope announces that he supports civil unions for gay people

    https://theweek.com/speedreads/9…

    • Pope admits homos are people.palimpsest
    • bigoted assholes disagree w/ himmonospaced
    • you won't believe what happens next!palimpsest
    • wait, what's next, gay pedo priests?renderedred
    • the brainwashed white catholics are going fucking berserk right now.utopian
    • the religious right have never read the bibleimbecile
    • We already have pedo priests. Gay ones would be a far better alternative to those sick fucks.monospaced
    • Glad he's starting to make changes to archaic structure that like it or not has much influence still on many people. Next move... Let priests marry!sea_sea
    • American Christians are losing their shit. I saw the comments on Fox News. So many people saying he’s the antichrist and that gay people are an abominationmonospaced
    • I think he more than anyone before him sees Christianity as a philosophy and a way of life as opposed to some fucked up oppressive death cult._niko
    • Most of the crazy American Christians aren’t Catholic.OP31
    • Might binge watch The New Pope again after this...grafician
    • According my admittedly limited understanding of Catholicism, the pope literally can never be wrong about anything. So this means God is pro gay.yuekit
    • Not if you’re a bigoted asshole. If you’re one of those then the pope is apparently just the antichrist.monospaced
    • Regardless of ones religious beliefs...one most admire the Pope's ability to lead, speak power to truth and live his life with humility and respect for all.utopian
    • Oh my God give gay sexual kinks ability to exist. What if they also allow sex outside arbitrary ages? Are they still progressive!deathboy
    • If they accept to smellers. Or horse fuckers. Really the only question at the end of the day is it anyone's business what private lives partake indeathboy
    • If not consensual or grievances there is courts for that. That is real liberalness. Not a new christianity excepting gaysdeathboy
    • Of course talking about straight up logic gets u panned as a pedo or some shit. Typical to early gay rights being called a fag for support. When it's about reasdeathboy
    • On and equality. Go broader with your convictions if so inclined test the reasoning. If a man is born to love a man why not child why not a horse why not feetdeathboy
    • And Terrible I have to qualify statement with socrates statement saying keep my kids close if not wanting them to learndeathboy
    • But really such an obvious case of cultural reasoningdeathboy
    • Shut the fuck upmonospaced
    • It’s not logical that if one is inclusive of homosexuality they should also accept horse fucking and pedophilia. It’s not.monospaced
  • imbecile2

    • if that was my kid, i will beat the shit out this asshole.ApeRobot
    • what religion is this?monospaced
    • what's this then?johnny_wobble
    • lol what the fuckset
    • fucking awesome. this guy rocksGnash
    • lolmoldero
    • angry issues. that man have problems. he needs a beat up.Bennn
    • Oh benfal you gem. Benfal of the day.

      That man definitely needs a beat up!
      set
    • haIRNlun6
    • lol... fucking kids! get the fuck outttaa heea!Al_dizzle
    • monotheism..yurimon
    • molestationhotroddy
    • Al BundyIRNlun6
    • I love that he's like "You little fuck, you little fuck, heeeey sweetie (to the little girl in pink), why you little fuck, come here you little fuck..."kona
    • it's that muscle memorymoldero
    • probably pissed him off the whole morningcruddlebub
    • is he shaking the devil out?dbloc
    • He needs a swift kick in the pills and drowned in his own piss.face_melter
    • Seeing an adult use any kind of physical force upon kids makes me fucking rage.face_melter
    • Yep. Stupid Catholic priests making up ignorant traditions and parents who sent them up willingly. He's basically trying to scare them into being good kids.sea_sea
    • It's supposed to be symbolic, it's silly, people laugh. This guy is just being a dick and clearly taking advantage.sea_sea
    • Lol, this guy is a champterry_cloth
    • was raised catholic, never saw this.johnny_wobble
    • I did, It's probably a Mexican Catholic thing, not sure. My mom's generation had no problem whipping their kids straight. Made us tough cookies.sea_sea
    • I was raised catholic too. They always did this in public but to be honest, it made the private goings on more palatable. It was like a warm up.mort_
    • anyone ever have to kiss a bishops hand/ring? Talk about feeling denigrated. I hated my mom just a little more each time she made me do shit like that.sea_sea
    • this isn't abuse or anythingjaylarson
    • Yep. There's a long list of reasons why I left religion and why I think it was created to do exactly that, abuse humanity.sea_sea
    • "anyone ever have to kiss a bishops hand/ring?"
      does "hand/ring" = Penis?
      ;)
      moldero
    • what the fuck.since1979
    • why are they waiting in line for this shit?Milan
    • lol moldy, not the p but the hand. for some archaic reason people line up to kiss the bishops ring. i'm sure it comes from a place of servitude. fkn vomit.sea_sea
    • ^ same in my church, sea_sea. Orthodox.Gnash
    • Thanks internet. 14 years of catholic school, never seen anything like this.bklyndroobeki
    • i like the one boy, he's like: really? doesn't this look wrongjaylarson
    • LMAOsureshot
  • PonyBoy5

    Mark Wahlberg Asked God to Forgive Him for Boogie Nights

    https://pjmedia.com/faith/mark-w…

    "Last week, while in Chicago to help Cardinal Blase Cupich in his efforts to bring younger people back to the Catholic Church, Wahlberg told Kim Janssen of the Chicago Tribune that "I just always hope that God is a movie fan and also forgiving, because I've made some poor choices in my past... Boogie Nights is up there at the top of the list.""

    • he should have asked for forgiveness for his music career insteadGuyFawkes
    • https://www.youtube.…PonyBoy
    • should have asked for forgiveness for transformersutopian
    • should have asked for forgiveness for leaving a Vietnamese man blind in one eyeutopian
    • that was the best movie he was inMilan
    • ^ thissofakingback
    • Ted was worse.bainbridge
    • Transformers?bainbridge
    • https://www.youtube.…bainbridge
    • ugh, that product placement is grossMilan
    • douchesureshot
    • ffs, everyone wants to be a puritan nowIRNlun6
    • What happen to the ol pussy grabbin days, amirite??? A little finger-bang never hurt anyone. Classy guy right here.sofakingback
    • Yes if there is an almighty supreme being, it's going to be a mark wahlberg movie fan, you conceited, delusional fuckwitset
    • why so mad? he isn't proud of the role, and that is okay. The god part was obviously a dumb jokemonospaced
    • The Happening is the worst film ever made in the history of movie making. Even a fictional middle eastern sky god would think it was a load of shite.PhanLo
    • Not sure if referring to me or not mono, but I think my light hearted sarcastic humour seems to often be mistaken for anger... maybe because I like to swear...set
    • hahaha, just a bit :)monospaced
    • All the anger and idiocy from sofaking, you're hiding something bro... I sincerely hope you don't have high blood pressure.IRNlun6
    • ^ lmaosureshot
    • I enjoy some of this movies, but beyond the success, I don't know there's much to be "proud" of. Boogie Nights is one of the standouts as not a generic "hero".formed
    • God probably enjoyed the film! Was well made and launched some great actor/actresses/ film makers!mugwart
    • The way he treated Will Ferrell and his wife in The Other Guys is surely sending him to hell.Ianbolton
    • Not forgiven.since1979
    • it's a jokedoesnotexist
    • Yea so were these repliesset
    • Boogie Nights is a total classic! WTF is wrong with him?mg33
    • God clearly loves porn.monospaced
    • Yeah Boogie Nights is an excellent film. Clearly you can be an actor and still have bad taste.sarahfailin
    • ^ it's about the character he played you dolt.severian
  • Krassy13

    • July 14 2019 - A woman deplatforms famous Brazilian Catholic priest Marcelo Rossi, who has called homosexuality a disease.Krassy
    • I like that term, deplatformscarabin
    • Very appropriate hereMondoMorphic
    • That leg up !Krassy
    • lol YES the leg! The Deplatformer is the hero we need.garbage
    • Two thousand years later, but, not lateOBBTKN
    • what.. no atomic elbow??hydro74
    • fat women don't go to heaven!utopian
    • Fuck Yo Couch!stoplying
  • utopian17

    Owners of a Noah's Ark replica file a lawsuit over rain damage!

    They don't build them like they used to. Owners of a replica of Noah's Ark are suing their insurers, saying the companies failed to cover adequately damage caused by heavy rain.

    The Ark Encounter in Williamstown, Kentucky, features a 510-foot wooden ship modeled after the biblical ark.

    In a suit filed this week in US District Court for the Eastern District of Kentucky, the park alleges its insurers acted in bad faith after investigating damage to the property.

    https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/25/u…

  • whatthefunk20

  • sofas8

    • Allah SDset
    • is it hard to get in?drgs
    • probably will meet god before the others!mugwart
    • I think you have to actually convert to Islam to get in. And get a certificate or something.yuekit
    • What a tripHijoDMaite
    • Mecca is within, but if you're gonna Hajj, this is how to pilgrimsofas
    • Yes, it's muslims only.Claymantis
    • Holy fuck, that is a wild trip. People get trampled at the Hajj.garbage
    • the glasses, the beard, the t-shirt... this 'man' has no style. and why has he got some sweet paper wrapper on his tongue?shapesalad
    • Personally, that would be the worst environment ever to trip in, surrounded as you are by a bajillion judgemental cunts. He says, judgementally... .detritus
    • Yea but you're not wrongset
    • the shape of his sunglasses, it really looks like he's wearing swimming goggles.shapesalad
    • albumcoverrobfrog
    • Beeswax?_niko
    • wow. Never been to mecca but heard from a lot of people who have been that it's an unbelievable experience. Millions of people praying and moving in unison...Beeswax
    • he must be an experienced tripper, not the people but if saudi guards catch him that would be his end, but it's hard in a massively crowded placeBeeswax
    • Chanting “I wear my sunglasses at night” over and overSlashPeckham
    • I would be more afraid of tripping balls and being stomped to death. 2000+ people died in 2015 in the Mina Stampede.garbage
    • https://en.wikipedia…garbage
    • ^Why do i remember nothing of it? 2400 people dieddrgs
    • I guess Allah fancied seeing 2400 devout worshippers crushed tragicallyset
    • I mean how the fuck do they justify that to themselves?set
  • chukkaphob10

  • pango5

    • Make a stand for what you believe in.
      Amen.
      ORAZAL
    • Tell your God to drop by, ExtremlistApeRobot
    • isLAMMMMmicBluejam
    • Pango needs a woman like this. she will rock his world.yurimon
    • I guarantee pango if you had a girl like this your house/apt will be cleanyurimon
    • I guess her head would explode even more if she knew that Islam regards Jesus as a venerated prophet.face_melter
    • help me jesus. wish i didnt watch.yurimon
    • She looks like a tranny ;)Morning_star
    • Wow, that escalated. And also, what a pig ignorant cunt.Wolfboy
    • I hope she's okay. Poor child of God.Ianbolton
    • dumb hoemoldero
    • that mouth has been around.Gnash
    • Stephanie Tylermoldero
    • word of god lol. once they realize it's always been word of man, all will be well._niko
    • The frickin' Extremeless'swagshaft
    • it is fun and all, but this kind of shit scares mefeel
    • Lol yurimon needs to try harderpango
    • qbn is extremist. moderate extremist extremismyurimon
    • If QBN was extremist. I think it's safe to safe you would have stay banned.pango
    • no moderate extremist extremist.yurimon
    • "I don't care what you think." Hey, at least we are thinking...MrT
    • What a fucken filthy piece of shit this woman is. Fucken redneck racist bigot.BusterBoy
    • what worse. 5 or more people uped liked it.yurimon
    • I highly doubt the upvotes represent support. Most likely because it's entertaining and she's completely insane making an ass of herself.monospaced
    • I support her logic, if you're a true christian you shouldn't be celebrating same sex marriage. Makes total sense to me, cf. first comment.ORAZAL
    • Yet another religious zealot Luney Tune!utopian
  • whatthefunk14

    • +1,000,000monospaced
    • - you can't kill people
      - fuck off
      Milan
    • @milan, when did atheists ever go on a killing spree?renderedred
    • being atheist means: 1. you're too smart and past religion 2. you're too dumb and don't care...grafician
    • If god created all men then all men should obey god's laws.deadsperm
    • The guy on the right is the one not making sense. He should be saying fuck off in both cases.deadsperm
    • "when did atheists ever go on a killing spree?" You're being facetious... yes?PonyBoy
    • @pony i kid, i kid :) but it's true thorenderedred
    • also @pony, i can relate to this kind of conversation, since i live in jerusalem, and i had to do this many times with religious people of all kinds irl.renderedred
    • Nations that have implemented State Atheism (under Marxism etc) have confined and / or murdered millions, dude... and continue to.PonyBoy
    • Point being: religious folks aren't the only ones telling 'us' what we can/can't do nor are alone in using force to implement their ideology (religious or not).PonyBoy
    • sure, but what is state implemented atheism? just another religion. if you do some body counting through history, billions have died for this or that god.renderedred
    • point being, people have never banded around the idea of atheism in order to impose it on someone else, aggressively or not.renderedred
    • Marxism is a form of human Government... it's not a 'religion'. When they implement their atheist ideology is that when they become a 'religion'?PonyBoy
    • If this is the case (if I'm following you correctly) then we can never escape religion... :/PonyBoy
    • yes, you are, exactly, the rules, the system is the same, hierarchy. etc.renderedred
    • and i am also undecided on the "big escape", but my faith in humanity isn't the highestrenderedred
    • in communist countries instead of a cross or any other other symbol you had the picture of the big leader in every classroom.renderedred
    • "tito is always watching over us" this was the slogan i grew up with, for example...renderedred
    • and i saw him 3 times!renderedred
    • what i'm saying is, to a 5-6-7-8 year old and idea of a super-being watching over all of us all the time is like god. indoctrination from an early age,renderedred
    • that's how it works in all cases...renderedred
    • https://i.imgur.com/…PonyBoy
    • LOLrenderedred
    • btw, n. korea is a current example of that.renderedred
    • https://en.wikipedia…renderedred
    • @rendered Pol Pot and Mao ZedongMorning_star
    • NOBODY needs a religion to tell them not to kill people. If you claim that's the only reason you don't, you have serious issues.monospaced
    • Discussing the killing patterns of atheists is entirely beside the point. It isn't connected.monospaced
    • Athiests that kill to push their ideology are exactly the same as religious folks who kill to push their ideology - so they are connected. Also...PonyBoy
    • ... your ideology ("NOBODY needs a religion to tell them not to kill people") Is merely a religion in itself... as renderedred explained. :PPonyBoy
    • @pony "no authority but yourself"renderedred
    • lol nomonospaced
    • atheism is merely a non-belief in gods, and if you want to distort and twist and fuck the definition of religion to fit it, fine, even if not accurate at allmonospaced
    • it's not religious to understand that killing someone is not a good thing, ffsmonospaced
    • the very idea that religions have the monopoly on ethics and morals is one of the most idiotic concepts i've ever heardmonospaced
    • If you accept the first premise from a religious person but not the second one you really don't understand religion though.deadsperm
    • Being tolerant doesn't mean not judging other people's views. If you pass no judgement you're really not being tolerant, that's too easy.deadsperm
    • You either tolerate the other's belief in a god that is the source of all moral authority or you don't.deadsperm
    • What I'm saying is that the answer should be the same to both statements from the religious person. You're either OK with both or tell them to fuck off in both.deadsperm
    • Furthermore, SOMEBODY needs SOMETHING to tell them what is OK to do or not do in life. If that's RELIGION for some or REASONING for others, I'm OK with that .deadsperm
    • Getting all hyped behind this dumb macro just shows how "reasonable" my fellow atheists are.deadsperm
    • Yeah, it's pretty obvious a LOT of people would tell you it's bad to kill someone else, and any child would know that. It's not religion, though.monospaced
    • shjit, even a lot of lesser animals understand this concept, and they'll never know what religion ismonospaced
    • I agree. But isn't this image macro really about non-believers being OK with personal beliefs when they only apply to the believer.deadsperm
    • Do non-believers really get the concept of god even if they don't believe in i? If we change the definition of god then we are abolishing god for the believers.deadsperm
    • I think it's clear that this image points out that non-believers are OK with religious beliefs applying only to the believer ...deadsperm
    • ... but not wanting the believer to apply those same beliefs to the rest of the world.
      Which, to speak my thruth, is CRAZY!
      deadsperm
    • From that image it has gone one to several tangents about murder. But isn't what I've just said the basis of the image that was posted?deadsperm
    • I am both OK with a muslim not drinking alcohol and believing I am an infidel for drinking alcohol.deadsperm
    • That totally makes sense, to speak my thruth, in my definition of religious belief.deadsperm
    • @monospaced
      Don't call other animals "lesser animals", that's speciest! No other species, animal or not is lesser than humans.
      deadsperm
    • as a non believer, I definitely understand the concept of believing in a god, and I am okay with religious people believing what they want, I guessmonospaced
    • @monspaced. Animals murder like motherfuckers.Morning_star
    • @Morning_star
      Other animals are lesser species though, so fuck them.
      deadsperm
    • We are superior rational beings that can't grasp that denying that god's laws apply to all humans is denying the very concept of god for those that be in it.deadsperm
    • *that believe in it (god).deadsperm
    • @Morning, yupmonospaced
    • when I said "lesser" it wasn't in the snse you're using it ffs, but I suppose you both know that and are just arguing to arguemonospaced
    • @deadsperm All species are linked through evolution. Through the development of the brain. What is true of lizards or chimps is equally true of humans.Morning_star
  • Ramanisky21

    • https://www.instagra…sted
    • Face of the day thread toografician
    • Looks a bit like Kyle KaepernickRamanisky2
    • a trigger alert of biblical proportions.fadein11
    • Klinger? Also, TLGnash
    • da' honkey's be all mad and shit.utopian
    • Jesusmisterhow
    • wait, Jesus looked Jewish? oy vey!_niko
    • https://thebeachedwh…ok_not_ok
    • Timelinei_was
    • that´s not kanye.neverscared
    • Doesn’t look Jewish ffsmonospaced
    • Doubtful you could trim beard so neatly 2021 years ago. Also, absolutely no marks/blemish in skin, not even a wart?shapesalad
    • You can’t argue with AI, shape!Gnash
    • Yes of course they could trim beards back then. This isn’t a photo lolmonospaced
    • There were scissors around that area for well over a thousand years before Jesus supposedly lived. He was likely well groomed.monospaced
    • This is like arguing over how harry potter trims his pubesscarabin
    • Exactly lolmonospaced
    • This IS not my Jezusz!!!milfhunter
    • At last we can all agree we believe in Jesus.palimpsest
    • There is no evidence for the existence of Jesus outside the Bible. If you believe in Jesus, you believe in the scriptures.palimpsest
    • J is pure American, they have it wrongBennn
    • John 4:24palimpsest
    • The Greeks were bemoaning overly-groomed people a thousand years before Christ lived. I suspect people 10k years ago were grooming beards better than I today.Nairn
    • Women too.Nairn
    • “‘Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard".Nairn
    • @palimpsest there are mentions of Jesus outside scripture, including by the Roman Tacitus. That doesn't mean he was the son of god, but likely was a person.ETM
    • there are also mentions of David koresh, Jim Jones and Charles Manson and a thousand other delusional wackjobs and their followers_niko
    • Yes. Well, I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?ETM