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- hans_glib1
- LMAO ... back in 1994 my College buddy had a bachelor party and this is the place we went to. Not even kidding, I just looked it up in maps. Exit 6 Tennessee.Ramanisky2
- People in TN probably can't even read the top sign sine there are words with more than 1 syllable. Imagine the traffic accidents it causes.bulletfactory
- hydro749
- Christians really are that dense.monospaced
- because of bad comedianssted
- oi!! Eric is OKGardener
- godless humansneverscared
- Ramanisky211
- Ironically Jesus is the sun god and it was inspired by sun worshipping.NBQ00
- No, Jesus is not considered a sun god. In Christianity, Jesus is believed to be the son of God and the savior of humanity, not associated with sun worshipimbecile
- or any pagan solar deity.imbecile
- Lol @ the sun god, are you fucking highcrazyprick
- I meant Jesus was inspired by the sun god worshipNBQ00
- (the metaphor of Jesus was inspired by sun worship when Christianity was formed)NBQ00
- Jesus is well known as the sun of godnb
- psalm 84:11 identifies god as a sun, but never jesusimbecile
- Good lord, people. The whole religion of Christianity was inspired by pagan, sun worship. Go study.NBQ00
- lol, so you watched Zeitgeist and you believe it??!monospaced
- hydro7410
- hydro744
- now do Mohamed banging his 9 year old wifeGnash
- She was actually 6 when they married Gnash, I couldn't believe it so watched a scholar explain how hilarious it was that she brought her dolls to the wedding.PhanLo
- @gnash, why?monospaced
- @mono, maybe because critics and ridiculers of religion are selective and like a soft target.Morning_star
- lol, jesus weenis on the front pageAkagiyama
- Because it’s funny that Mohamed fucks childrenGnash
- Why do you care though? Why do you think people should pick one over the other?monospaced
- It’s easier to make fun of Christianity because we know more about it. Play on words, etc.monospaced
- Personally I think they’re all deserving of ridicule. But Christianity above others.monospaced
- Yeah, do that with Allah, faggotcrazyprick
- Allah is actually just Abrahamic God, he's the same guy. Big white guy in the skyPhanLo
- Jesus is Coming!fooler
- I know you have a soft spot for minor attracted people, mono. So I see why you feel that wayGnash
- Damn! JC was hung!futurefood
- slow clap futurefood_niko
- ..that's not hung in more than one way.garbage
- I meant he was hung up on breaking all the rules! teaching how to make love and suchfuturefood
- flolgarbage
- He's cum too soon, it's not Easter until next weekGardener
- The spirit of easter right there, it's all about pumpin'.PhanLo
- Allah, what a faggotcrazyprick
- I have a what, Gnash? You just making up nonsense about me? Fucking weird.monospaced
- Is that what Christians call pedophiles in their ranks, “minor attracted people”? No, no soft spot here for that.monospaced
- who would of thought that Hung Jesus would cause soo many issues here. He is just into BDSM, let the man enjoy!hydro74
- Sure mono, sure. Act all confused :)Gnash
- @hydro, posting such shit is simply a low hanging fruit. Try that with Islam.crazyprick
- I’m not confused, I very clearly am against criminal pedophilia and especially the conspiracy by the Catholic Church to cover it up. Now youmonospaced
- I think the bored conversation about how similar evangelicals of any faith or non-faith should get a room is over.garbage
- We need to talk about calling that silhouette as "hung". That's a short pencil Jesus is weeping with.garbage
- Garbage is a size queencrazyprick
- thought for a moment his chin/beard was his noserzu-rzu
- PhanLo5
- Damn suuuuunPhanLo
- Well, Abe said, “Where you want this killin' done?"
God said, “Out on Highway 61”CyBrainX - God only likes daughters.NBQ00
- I will say that the Binding of Isaac is one of the greatest stories in religious history. Doesn't fit in with the others.garbage
- Story about a man asked to do the absolutely unthinkable, and he spends three days walking to kill his son on a mountain.garbage
- It's actually God playing a mob boss, because he tells Abraham he'd never let it go through, just wanted to know how dedicated he was.garbage
- This is "someone" billions worship.CyBrainX
- Oh it's definitely folk history, but it's folk history that spawned all three Abrahamic religions and wars for generations. Leap of faith.garbage
- Sounds like a real jerk!palimpsest
- Ok Norm, lol.garbage
- ;-)palimpsest
- PhanLo4
- lol Mountain Dew is the new sacramental wine_niko
- I like that he said he didn’t live on earth and his address was heaven.PhanLo
- Missed opportunity to ask him why he bothered to break the window at allnb
- MAGA be like...utopian
- Whats your last name? Christmilfhunter
- Wow! There's my next tune sample.Ianbolton
- ^ :-)PhanLo
- CyBrainX0
- So He made men and women, the bible, their inequality and the institution of marriage....and then made the earth. Someone didn't think this through.Morning_star
- Ramanisky20
- they spend their lives as miserable cunts so that they get into heaven...and then what? do they let loose and party it up and enjoy orgies and the finest coke_niko
- or do they remain miserable cunts in hopes of getting into where? heaven 2.0 - Florida Estates? complete with shuffleboard and self-flagellation?_niko
- ^ lmaoRamanisky2
- whatthefunk4
- The sick thing is it’s usually what the bible tells them what to desire. It’s drilled into them from a very young agefuturefood
- There might not be any religion if it weren't drilled into their them at a young age. How else would so many people believe so many impossible things?CyBrainX
- Ramanisky28
- You can substitute the universe for god in 1-6 and it still works_niko
- God got bored after 4 billions years, so he decided to play a game, but then he got bored again and left the game.ApeRobot
- one day he'll be like "..how shit, i wonder what happened to those fuckers.."ApeRobot
- I wonder what happened to that petri dish I left in the dark corner of my dank basement_niko
- we didn't say it was the best religion. we just said it was the only legitimate religion.sarahfailin
- I disagree Niko. The universe doesn’t just arbitrarily create things or decide anything. It doesn’t kill species.monospaced
- Maybe you mean just “natural processes” or “forces” and to that I agree.monospaced
- SUN=GOD
Also all religions are absolutely total BS.HAL9001 - I also disagree about the universe. The universe isn't considered a being that decides anything.CyBrainX
- PhanLo0
- God heals through 1s and 0sfuturefood
- he's got the whoooole world...sarahfailin
- HAL90010
To make the occupation of Palestine make sense!
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- Ramanisky25
- he watched South Park once_niko
- they're white so it's safe to shit on their religion. If it were anything other than a white Christian demo you wouldn't be so prone to posting ithotroddy
- also going on - communities dressing up out of their crocs and sweatpants to bond to try to make sense of a little thing called life.hotroddy
- ^ sure buddy... sureRamanisky2
- Social contagion.i_monk
- I'll happily shit on any religion without reserve, hotroddy. Christianity is just easier, and it's all around, and stupid af.monospaced
- So, what part of this is helping make sense of anything? Please elaborate.monospaced
- hotroddy: "you should really be shitting exclusively on racial minority religions, because as the shameless, bigoted cunt I am, that makes me happy."monospaced
- I grew up in a christian household, we never ever did daft shit like that. It's embarassing.PhanLo
- HotRod would’nt call this ... ohh let’s now... “Indoctrination”, now would he.Ramanisky2
- The poor kid's pet turtle just died, and then he saw image of Trump on his burnt toast...it's a life changing event. The lord works in mysterious ways.utopian
- This could very easily be Taylor Swift fans trying to 'touch the boy that Taylor made eye contact with'...PonyBoy
- love that one girl in pink, juuuuust behind the boy...not crying at all, and looks to be hoping no one notices lol....exador1
- One of the foster families I lived with was ALL INTO THIS shit. They prayed over me and told me to speak in tongues.. all I had was Meccalecca High.. Hidey Ho!hydro74
- ^hahahahah.ShenanigansTV
- lol someone's ignoring all the time people shit on Muslim on qbn.
selective memory.pango - Selective memory is a bigot's favorite weapon.CyBrainX
- What are white religions?jmckinno
- This is fucking terrifying. It's easy to see how quickly people can become radicalized and do their 'leader's' bidding...whatever that might be :-/formed
- but but but Hotrod Johnson thinks this normal and ok.Ramanisky2
- yup exador1, there is hope for her as she is not buying into the mass hysteria.Nutter
- "Oh, heavenly father, take away this shadow!"Nairn
- are they all blonde?HAL9001
- If not religion the void inevitably is filled with something worse. Much like the void China will fill when the USA ceases to be the global superpower.hotroddy
- Much like the socialism that will ultimately encroach on this country when there is no longer a middle class.hotroddy
- That’s simply not true. That’s just your assumption, which stems from your absolute inability to comprehend that religion isn’t necessary to be good.monospaced
- Also your analogy not only doesn’t make sense, it’s so off topic it is absolutely meaningless.monospaced
- lol, look at this stupid cunt making up this nonsense about people having “voids.” You sound like a new age retard, seriously. Voids. Go fill your void, bitchmonospaced
- Religion has long served as a way to instill and it's being replaced by narcissism which is leading to the societal decline you see around you.hotroddy
- *instill morals.hotroddy
- You haven't thought it through. Religion has served as a positive integral and cultural part of the poor black, white and Latin communities.hotroddy
- let's replace it with Taylor Swift and
Lil Jonhotroddy - Bitches when they smell me wearing Chanel Coromandel.Wordsworth
- Bitches when they smell me wearing
axe body sprayRamanisky2 - loll that's about right ram :)Wordsworth
- Voids'll get youi_monk
- If you need religion to have morals, you’re probably a bad person. I reject your dumb fuck idea that everyone needs a mental crutch.monospaced
- Not to mention that religious institutions and people clearly have zero claim to morality.monospaced
- Can we get rid of hotroddy?canoe
- and undermine the plurality of QBN? Spoken like a true leftyhotroddy
- Naturally, you reject the notion, just as politicians whose policies exacerbate the moral decline within disadvantaged communities.hotroddy
- To you, it's nothing the gov't can't solve.hotroddy
- hmmmm how many very religious country has high crime rate? hmmmmmmmpango
- Canada had 36% of people with no religion vs US 26-29% with no religion. Similar culture and geography. How does that compare with crime rate?pango
- keep believing what you want to believe and then come up with an explanation from your ass. we believe in you knobby!!pango
- comparing Canada to the US is your first mistake. If you got out of Mom's basement and could recognize geographical landmarks and know thathotroddy
- *you'd know thathotroddy
- Ha wrong! Assuming I'm wrong is your biggest mistake. You should know that!
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