F*#%ing Bees
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- ********0
Forbidden to see horrendous bee swollation.
- blaw0
try keeping your lips together, mouthbreather.
j/k.
- ********0
what you doing with bees in your mouth in the first place?
:P
they are most at home in the hive or sitting on a flower - not in mouths!
were you tryin to steal honey again mate?
- OeufOeuf0
Damn, in your mouth?! That had to hurt.
Like the others above, I too am wondering how it got in your mouth...
- joyride0
Catch bee, put in freezer for a few minutes. Tie lite string around body making sure not to include wings. Wait for bee to wake up, and go for a walk with your new friend.
For even more fun just walk up to a complete stranger and hand them the string and walk away. lol
- Stir0
That is cracking/desperate day off material....
- rasko40
cracking off material? wtf?!
- Stir0
DAY OFF
- rafalski0
I got stung by a wasp caught in my hoodie last weekend.. I was walking down a hill and suddenly felt pain in my neck..
Imagine what I looked like, desperately getting out of a zipped up hoodie, one of my fists grasping the part of the hood I expected the fecking bug to be under.. :D
- grunttt0
i ain't fuckin' no bees.
- k0na_an0k0
got stung 8 times a few years ago.
was doing some yard work and pulled out some weeds from a flower bed on my back deck. felt a pinch on my hand and freaked thinking it was a spider bite (i hate spiders... cept spider man), anyways, as i look at my hand i feel another on my arm, then my chest (it shot into my sleeve). then i realize i had uprooted a swarm of wasps. too late. got 2 more in the neck and by this time they were swarming me.
i don't think i've ever ran so fast in my life. little fuckers even got me while i was running and batting them off my head.
the neighbors, after seeing i was ok had a good laugh watching the village idiot running through their backyards swatting at the air and rolling on the ground.
fuckers.
can't imagine getting stung in the mouth. fuck.
- Sharif0
Swallowed one that was taking a quick breather in my Coke can, ran to the bathroom as it stung my in the throat, and made myself throw it up, funny thing was the nurse at the school told me to swallow honey, bitch
- e_b_c0
i was riding my bike. i didnt see it coming. just had a furry thing in my mouth, but when i spit it out it stung me. it hurt.
- CALLES0
pic please
- e_b_c0
i would, but don't have the cable to get it off my camera. i'll send it tothe mugz gallery tomorrow.
- blaw0
having a party at my house a couple of years ago and my son comes running, complaining that a bee flew into his kid-size truck.
enough complaining got me to stick my head inside and say, "look, there's nothing..."
yeah. there's nothing that will sober you up like putting your face three inches from a hive of yellow jackets.
didn't get stung, btw.
- CALLES0
sweet
- ninjasavant0
http://students.uww.edu/patterso…
First link.
I tried to get a direct video link but damn if those web designy people aren't crafty.
- visualplane_0
I will now call you mush mouth