first world problems
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- imakethepictures0
While putting on the skivvies after a shower, I accidentally flicked me own nutsack.
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- cruddlebub0
i have diverticulitis.... and an infection of my intestines.... how friggin' A
- calculator0
Occasionally when I'm browsing the web and eating my breakfast, I stop concentrating on my spoon and get milk on my chin. It's even worse when I get it on my desk.
- maikel0
a new shirt shrunk. While in general fits better now, the sleeves are marginally shorter than what I'd like
FML
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- dasohr0
the foo-fighters are playing in the park next to my house.
- THAT is a problem anywhere in the world man!********
- Hopefully DG will be screaming OH YEAH instead of singing the line before every single chorus.Eighty
- It's really cool when he does that.Eighty
- hahakingsteven
- THAT is a problem anywhere in the world man!
- drgs0
Stupid new towel doesn't absorb water... Why can't they prewash them?
- and they fluff over everything....cruddlebub
- New socks, yes. New towel, no.CanHasQBN
- georgesIII0
sorry adobe,
I won't upgrade my ultrafast, very stable acrobat reader,
with the new version with extra bloatware
- Al_dizzle0
I lost my ipod over the weekend, now I have to use an old 30gb from 2007 and none of the music on it is current.
- bulletfactory0
I've washed them once and still, my new jeans got blue dye on my iPod cord.... and my Jack Spade bag.... and the fluffy washcloth I used to clean the dye off of the aforementioned items.
- albums0
So I'm moving next week, this house (the one we're moving from) is in disarray and mostly empty except the office and a lot of junk. i just got back from the store and threw a pizza in the oven....
Immediately I realized I have no utensils or hot pads to extract the pizza or plates / silverware to eat the pizza with, but in less than 10 minutes, it will be done.
I'm going to have to go MacGuyver, kitchen style
I did find a drawer with a few plastic forks so that's a step in the right direction towards eating if I can get it out of the oven and on to something.
trying to avoid the pizza box itself...
- cannonball19780
The comedians I watch breathe too loudly into their microphone when delivering their punchlines.
- CanHasQBN0
When I try to open a Morton Salt container and the metal tab gets in too deep under my fingernail. God that hurts.
- hahahaduckseason
- or pouring out too much and trying to get it back into that stupid little spigot thingscarabin
- prophetone0
my ipad just did an auto shutdown on me while surfing ebay because it was at 1% battery life. my other ipad is fully charged but it's on the table, across the room.
- seeessess0
Keep the two cars, or sell them and buy an Audi RS4... Hmm...
- get the audi.zenmasterfoo
- then drive it to india.zenmasterfoo
- RS4duckseason
- mg330
The zip lining, mountain biking, horseback riding, and gourmet eating I did in Breckenridge this past weekend cost enough that my overdraft protection kicked in from my savings account. It cost me $10.
- GeorgesII0
my colleague discovered skrillex
- teh0
- you want to arrest me? go ahead.... chase me.bulletfactory
- arrest? he'll just shoot you. tazer if you're luckydijitaq