first world problems
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- < brilliantdbloc
- yeah, hate on my because I've got two wifi routersGeorgesII
- i hate the pickle problem - i really really do
_me_ - It's nice to see they have the same problems i do.whatthefunk
- lol :40
she looks thrilled to be theremoldero - probably got the idea from this thread.dbloc
- wait if they have the same problems I do than does that make my problems 3rd world problems?404
- whatthefunk0
I wish I had photos of all my old fucked up skateboard sneakers from my middle/jr/high school days!
- sephil0
Had to wait for a month to finally receive my pre-ordered iPhone 5. I couldn't stand my iPhone 4 anymore with broken sleep button.
- dbloc0
Honey Boo Boo makes more money than I do.
- CanHasQBN0
i hate it when I get an armpit hair stuck to my deodorant and i have to pick it out. ruins my morning.
- marychain0
Hurricane Sandy made the water in my pool too high and messed up my pH levels
- albums0
the word "stahp" is fucking annoying.
it's stop.
- teh0
I cant decide what to stock up on for hurricane sandy.
- scarabin0
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top 100 things to disappear first during a natural disaster1. Generators
2. Water Filters/Purifiers
3. Portable Toilets
4. Seasoned Firewood.
5. Lamp Oil, Wicks, Lamps, Lanterns
6. Camp Stove Fuel – Impossible to stockpile too much.
7. Guns, Ammunition, Pepper Spray, Knives, Clubs, Bats & Slingshots.
8. Hand-can openers, & hand egg beaters, whisks.
9. Honey/Syrups/white, brown sugar
10. Rice – Beans – Wheat
11. Vegetable Oil (for cooking) Without it food burns/must be boiled)
12. Charcoal, Lighter Fluid
13. Water Containers
14. Mini Heater head (Without this item, propane won’t heat a room.)
15. Grain Grinder (Non-electric)
16. Propane Cylinders (Urgent: Definite shortages will occur.
17. Survival Guide Book.
18. Lantern Mantles
19. Baby Supplies: Diapers/formula. ointments/aspirin, etc.
20. Washboards, Mop Bucket w/wringer (for Laundry)
21. Propane Cookstoves
22. Vitamins
23. Propane Cylinder Handle-Holder
24. Feminine Hygiene/Haircare/Skin products.
25. Thermal underwear / Polypropylene
26. Bow saws, axes and hatchets, Wedges (also, honing oil)
27. Aluminum Foil Reg. & Heavy Duty
28. Gasoline Containers (Plastic & Metal)
29. Garbage Bags
30. Toilet Paper, Kleenex, Paper Towels
31. Milk – Powdered & Condensed
32. Garden Seeds (Non-Hybrid)
33. Clothes pins/line/hangers
34. Coleman’s Pump Repair Kit
35. Tuna Fish (in oil)
36. Fire Extinguishers (or..large box of Baking Soda in every room)
37. First aid kits
38. Batteries
39. Garlic, spices & vinegar, baking supplies
40. Big Dogs (and plenty of dog food)
41. Flour, yeast & salt
42. Matches
43. Writing paper/pads/pencils, solar calculators
44. Insulated ice chests
45. Workboots, belts, jeans & durable shirts
46. Flashlights, Lightsticks, torches, Lanterns
47. Journals, Diaries & Scrapbooks
48. Garbage cans Plastic
49. Hygiene: Shampoo, Toothbrush/paste, Mouthwash, floss
50. Cast iron cookware
51. Fishing supplies/tools
52. Mosquito coils/repellent, sprays/creams
53. Duct Tape
54. Tarps/stakes/twine/nails/rope/sp...
55. Candles
56. Laundry Detergent (liquid)
57. Backpacks, Duffel Bags
58. Garden tools & supplies
59. Scissors, fabrics & sewing supplies
60. Canned Fruits, Veggies, Soups, stews, etc.
61. Bleach
62. Canning supplies, (Jars/lids/wax)
63. Knives & Sharpening tools: files, stones, steel
64. Bicycles...Tires/tubes/pumps/chain... etc
65. Sleeping Bags & blankets/pillows/mats
66. Carbon Monoxide Alarm (battery powered)
67. Board Games, Cards, Dice
68. d-con Rat poison, MOUSE PRUFE II, Roach Killer
69. Mousetraps, Ant traps & cockroach magnets
70. Paper plates/cups/utensils (stock up, folks)
71. Baby wipes, oils, waterless & Antibacterial soap
72. Rain gear, rubberized boots, etc.
73. Shaving supplies
74. Hand pumps & siphons (for water and for fuels)
75. Soysauce, vinegar, bullions/gravy/soupbase
76. Boy Scout Handbook
77. Chocolate/Cocoa/Tang/Punch (water enhancers)
78. “Survival-in-a-Can”
79. Woolen clothing, scarves/ear-muffs/mittens
80. Reading glasses
81. Window Insulation Kit
82. Graham crackers, saltines, pretzels, Trail mix/Jerky
83. Popcorn, Peanut Butter, Nuts
84. Socks, Underwear, T-shirts, etc. (extras)
85. Lumber (all types)
86. Wagons & carts (for transport to and from)
87. Cots & Inflatable mattress’s
88. Gloves: Work/warming/gardening, etc.
89. Lantern Hangers
90. Screen Patches, glue, nails, screws,, nuts & bolts
91. Teas
92. Coffee
93. Cigarettes
94. Wine/Liquors (for bribes, medicinal, etc,)
95. Paraffin wax
96. Glue, nails, nuts, bolts, screws, etc.
97. Chewing gum/candies
98. Atomizers (for cooling/bathing)
99. Hats & cotton neckerchiefs
100. Goats/chickens
- scarabin0
- Let me vacuum for you.
Free of charge of course.utopian - let me guess...this is some rapper's room?BusterBoy
- floy mayweather probablyattentionspan
- Let me vacuum for you.
- GeorgesII0
My state of the art remote controlled home thermostat is out of batteries
- cruddlebub0
i have 'man flu'
- you mean AIDS?utopian
- yes, how did you knowcruddlebub
- thats why i always wear a buttplug at night.CanHasQBN
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I'm too warm
- 4040
I have no heat, no power, no gas since that whore Sandy came to town.
Wheres the 3rd world problems thread?
- moldero0
buying a macbook pro because I dont feel like hauling my macPro to 1 event in December for a video projection thing
- MrT0
I'm bored of those pointless static-image cutscenes at the start and end of each Angry Birds level. No amount of backstory makes firing birds at pigs any more legit.