Miracle Fruit
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- max_prophet0
I've been waiting for 'them' to find the latest miracle wonder fruit to help sell us even more expensive smoothies and milkshakes. I never get tired of hearing and sampling new and more exotic berries, each with an ever increasing concentration of anti-oxidants. Açai berries Wolfberries, Pomegranate and now Synsepalum dulcificum.
They need to rename that shit. Something short for the average idiot. Something catchy, something that appeals to the middle class organosnob. 'Chameleon Fruit®' or some shit.
- Sell me a fucking smoothie already!max_prophet
- GIMME THAT FUCKING SMOOTHIE!max_prophet
- scarabin_net0
i have a box of it. my girl and i got high and ended up tasting everything in the house
it's amusing for about half an hour and then... meh
lemons taste like candy, it's crazy
- Agreed. Not as much fun as I wanted it to be.zachmattheus
- Glitterati_Duane0
That was on CSI the other day
- lvl_130
and damn. it costs nearly $100 with shipping to obtain 20 berries!
https://www.miraclefruitman.comthey must be dipped in platinum...
- lvl_130
ahh shit. i just came across this thread and thought it was brand new...then i got your last comment. boo!
- set0
I remember seeing this years ago!
- OnesandZeros0
not drug-like at all.
i tried some miracle fruit and it tasted like shit and made everything i ate or drank for the rest of the night taste like shit as well.
- era4O40
y'know, we were supposed to have these over Halloween and it never happened. I just saw an episode of CSI:NY that featured them.
Anyone else try them? Do they work?
- Mr1000
This strikes me as a kind of drug for the non-drug-taking types.
- Jaline0
More ideas...come on...
- Mr1000
Raw onion. Or maybe that thing that Mario kicks around in Mario Sunshine, what’s it called? Durian?
- rubifuse0
the more you eat, the more you....
- BattleAxe0
try a Michelada