Opposum
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- cbass99
So I'm having a beer when all of the sudden my black lab brings in a "live" opposum about the size of a cat, and drops it on my staircase. The opposum was moving around in my dogs mouth and the thing just laid on my stairs quivering for about 20 minutes. Then I got my hockey stick and gave the bastard a slap shot out my front door. Fuckin' opposums..
- ninjasavant0
you sure it wasn't a wrist shot? a slap shot could get messy.
- capn_ron0
Those things are so freaky looking. They have crazy eyes.
- ephix0
opposums is that something like a possum?
- its an irish possumninjasavant
- pretty sure it's spelled opposum..cbass99
- http://en.wikipedia.…
possums are located in the southern hemisphere (aus, nz etc)ephix
- dirtydesign0
They play dead when threatened.
- metal_leg_will0
Was your dog insulted that you didn't feast on it?
- dirtydesign0
Their paws? look like human hands. Also strange...
- mg330
Man, back in college I lived in an apartment that had some living in the ivy and bushes in front of the building.
One night I opened the door to go do laundry kind of late in the evening, and one of those things was right on my steps like two feet away from my legs. Hissed at me and I screamed and almost passed out.
Then, in another apartment after that, one of them got into the apartment utility room through a dryer exhaust hose and was eating our cat's cat food. So scary. I hate those things.