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Laughing at this website this morning.
Funny blog poking fun at rap lyrics, the 'file under:' tags are the best
"I'ma be the first hustler that set up shop on Jupiter."
- E 40, Hustle
Nobody is going to do business with you on Jupiter.
Filed under: Too far away / Would die instantly
bump because it's actually funny
fuck, thats got major LOLs
"Now, one night I was at the drive-in and a car full of niggas straight drove in."
- MC Ren, She Swallowed It by NWA
Filed Under: Just saying things that would normally happen / filler
haha, good stuff here, cheers
"I exchange V-cards with the retards."
- Mack Maine, Every Girl by Lil Wayne
Aye, but the fookers have made millions spouting that shit. 'n shit.
"Man, her head was gooder than a music."
- Common, I Poke Her Face
HAHA! i expected more from common...
"BRRRRRAT BRRRRAT.... Twitter 'dat."
- Chamillionaire, Internet Thugs Attack
Twittering... NOT GANGSTER.
Filed under: Just.... Not gangster, sorry
"Fuck your cell phone bitch. You could keep that."
- Scarface, Who Are They
It's so weird to be this mad at an object.
Filed under: Probably really mad at something else and taking it out on a phone
this site makes me laugh and shit, ya'll don't know the half of it.
I gots my GED.
"I be the body-dropper, the heartbeat-stopper, child-educator plus head-amputator."
- GZA, Liquid Swords
First of all, TOO MANY JOBS. Second, three of these jobs are the same job. Lastly, I'm 100% positive you can't be a child-educator plus head-amputator. You can only be one of those at a time.
I live by two words, "Fuck you, pay me".
- Kanye West, Two Words
Okay, so first of all... this saying is four words long. So you're an idiot.
But assuming you just mean you live by the words "Fuck you" because those are the first two words you say after "I live by two words"... then I'm pretty sure that soon you will have almost no friends because this is a shitty way to live.
Kanye's friend: "Hey dude, let's go grab a slice."
Kanye: "Fuck you, pay me.
(Kanye's friend in silence)
Kanye: "Sorry bro, you know how I live."
Yeah... Kanye. Soon your life is going to be worse if you keep this up.
Filed under: Most disrespectful way to live / asshole
"Went to Mom's house and dropped a load in the bathroom."
- Ice Cube, Steady Mobbin'
This is a SONG. Leave out shit like this (no pun intended). Aside from that, you're a grown man taking shits at your parents house. Get your shit together (again, no pun intended).
Filed under: Not our business / Parents hate it when you come around