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- Meeklo0
"Went to Mom's house and dropped a load in the bathroom."
- Ice Cube, Steady Mobbin'This is a SONG. Leave out shit like this (no pun intended). Aside from that, you're a grown man taking shits at your parents house. Get your shit together (again, no pun intended).
Filed under: Not our business / Parents hate it when you come around
- Meeklo0
I live by two words, "Fuck you, pay me".
- Kanye West, Two WordsOkay, so first of all... this saying is four words long. So you're an idiot.
But assuming you just mean you live by the words "Fuck you" because those are the first two words you say after "I live by two words"... then I'm pretty sure that soon you will have almost no friends because this is a shitty way to live.
Kanye's friend: "Hey dude, let's go grab a slice."
Kanye: "Fuck you, pay me.
(Kanye's friend in silence)
Kanye: "Sorry bro, you know how I live."Yeah... Kanye. Soon your life is going to be worse if you keep this up.
Filed under: Most disrespectful way to live / asshole
HAHAHAHAH
- sublocked0
LOLthread.
- elahon0
"I be the body-dropper, the heartbeat-stopper, child-educator plus head-amputator."
- GZA, Liquid SwordsFirst of all, TOO MANY JOBS. Second, three of these jobs are the same job. Lastly, I'm 100% positive you can't be a child-educator plus head-amputator. You can only be one of those at a time.
- tasty0
this site makes me laugh and shit, ya'll don't know the half of it.
File Under:
I gots my GED.
- dMullins0
Lol. Win.
- brandelec0
lol
"Fuck your cell phone bitch. You could keep that."
- Scarface, Who Are TheyIt's so weird to be this mad at an object.
Filed under: Probably really mad at something else and taking it out on a phone
- lvl_130
hahahaha
"BRRRRRAT BRRRRAT.... Twitter 'dat."
- Chamillionaire, Internet Thugs AttackTwittering... NOT GANGSTER.
Filed under: Just.... Not gangster, sorry
- baseline_shift0
"Man, her head was gooder than a music."
- Common, I Poke Her FaceHAHA! i expected more from common...
- I mean, look at whose song he's on for this one. Kinda has to live up to their wackness.dMullins
- Madethis0
Sweet!
- dirtydesign0
hysterical
- monoboy0
Aye, but the fookers have made millions spouting that shit. 'n shit.
Word
- kingsteven0
"I exchange V-cards with the retards."
- Mack Maine, Every Girl by Lil Wayne
- auxillary0
Hilarious!
- kewHexton0
haha, good stuff here, cheers
- neue75_bold0
"Now, one night I was at the drive-in and a car full of niggas straight drove in."
- MC Ren, She Swallowed It by NWAFiled Under: Just saying things that would normally happen / filler
- Stugoo0
fuck, thats got major LOLs
- BaskerviIle0
bump because it's actually funny
- BaskerviIle
Laughing at this website this morning.
Funny blog poking fun at rap lyrics, the 'file under:' tags are the bestexample:
"I'ma be the first hustler that set up shop on Jupiter."
- E 40, HustleNobody is going to do business with you on Jupiter.
Filed under: Too far away / Would die instantly