Speak Russian?
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- shinpo
I was curious how many people speak Russian that could maybe help me. My future wife is supposed to arrive on a plane today all the way from Russia. The problem is that the agency just told me TODAY that she speaks only Russian. So I am not sure how to give her instructions on chores or tell her that if she can't keep up with all her duties she gets a trop back to the motherland.
Don't get me wrong from the pictures she is definitely worth keeping around, but I am tired of eating out all the time and my place needs a good cleaning since I can't afford the house keeper anymore.
I wish I knew about this earlier. I mean just last week I ordered a DVD off of amazon dot com and two days later it was at my door. I just picked what I wanted and now it is here. No going to the store, no rummaging through all the bins to find it, absolutely no hassle at all. If I had known that you could just buy a woman off of the internet without spending time with her building a lasting relationship built on love and friendship, with a mere click of my mouse, I would have done it a long time ago.
Hopefully our kids will learn the great value of a woman by the foundation our marriage will be built upon.
First things first, however, I need to tell her what's up. So if someone could translate that for me it would be a great help. Thanks.
- MrDinky0
Post pic please.
- airey0
use the international symbol for peace and love:
get your cock out and see where the mood takes you.
- brandelec0
draw business card-sized illustrations
- shinpo0
^ I have a dry erase board that might help with that
- baseline_shift0
Da! Vodka! Na zdorovie! Comrade! Niet!
- benfal990
Vodka?