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"I told him I had my period so I wanted to keep my underwear on, and he asked me to take my tampon out for him to play with. "I love tampons!" he said, in that psychotically upbeat way that temporarily convinces so many girls that what's fun for Uncle Terry is fun for them."
jesus christ. NSFW -->
greatest quote ever:
"he spoke in the effeminate tones of someone trying very hard not to come off as sexually threatening despite the fact that he was basically walking around in a hipster pedophile costume."
i should've been a photographer
truly an american hero
im doing it wrong....
Actually the whole "look I'll get naked and you take pictures" is pretty brilliant considering how well he can pull it off– it's no secret that he's sleazy, you either go with it or you don't. meh
i thought you were suppose to take your pants off when shooting a T4?
oh what the ef - these chicks know exactly what they're getting into. I'm not saying it's right, I'm also not saying I wouldn't try some of that shit if I were him, hell, haven't we all tried some bullshit with chicks along the way?
This elicits a resounding "MEH".
I didn't know what I was getting into when I first posed for Terry. Now, I feel dirty and ashamed. Yeah, I admit it...I was lured into his whole exciting new world. But then, completely random chance took over...and now I'm a member of a design portal with two of his assistants...one of which affixed my dog collar while the other one just laughed hysterically. DAMN YOU CALLES AND OSFA!!!!
*sobbing in the fetal position, on the floor of my bathroom...in a leopard print thong while eating a lime popsicle...
Wait This is a Surprise to some of you?!?!?! How is this news exactly?
Stupid fucking girl:
I’m not a model, just a vain girl with nice tits who likes to pose for the occasional cheesecake photo. I modeled for Terry Richardson
He spoke in the effeminate tones of someone trying very hard not to come off as sexually threatening despite the fact that he was basically walking around in a hipster pedophile costume. I got naked, danced around a bit, smiled, squeezed my tits together, yada yada.
I’m not sure how he maneuvered me over to the couch, but at some point he strongly suggested I touch his terrifying penis.
someone who couldn’t possibly be me because I would never touch a creepy photographer’s penis. The only explanation I can come up with is that he was so darn friendly and happy about it all, and his assistants were so stoked on it as well, that I didn’t want to be the killjoy in the room. My new fake friends would’ve been bummed if I’d said no.
If you’re reading this, Terry, and want to prove you really are a nice guy after all, I’m over it now and wouldn’t mind collecting that print.
wow, just now you get it,
I guess you going to cum when you read about AA's CEO