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- GeorgesII0
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- robotron3k0
this just in from the Catholic League... the Catholic Priests aren't pedophiles, they are just plain old gay...
- ukit0
- +8787564fxone
- hahha love the voices!!!Projectile
- Gypsy Kings!!miesvan
- hell0
i love each and everyone of you
- pango0
about that everyone has the same story.
http://www.qbn.com/topics/630021…
some dickhead must had been going around world spreading franchise.
could it be alien?!
only the franchise lost their core identity and everyone started to do their own shit.
- scarabin0
it's the same story because it is a SOLAR story.
ALL humans witnessed the birth, life, death, and rebirth of the sun and came up with stories with that theme
- jesus = sun/sonscarabin
- no jesus who ever he was likely had the 'sun/son' thing attriubted to him, as opposed actually being the Jesuseieio
- yeahscarabin
- Nailed that one.discoduro
- This is quite true indeed.duckofrubber
- kona0
it's page 6 now, has this been solved yet? i don't feel like reading the previous 5 to catch up.
- ukit0
Do not watch if easily offended.
- scarabin0
yes. to summarize our findings:
• the world is 6,000 years old, not 2,000
• muslims and tribal boa-boans should be included in the "wtf is wrong with you people" list
• the kraken is an aquatic creature and therefore survived the great flood
• y'all niggaz postin' in a troll thread
• porn stars wearing crucifixes is pretty funny
• bibles are free in africa- that's a lot to put on one bumper stickerkona
- wrap your entire car?iCanHasQBN
- Nicely summarized!SunSunSun
- elahon0
^------ From the Louis CK video above:
"So you're telling me that all catholic bibles are printed on paper made from the shit of priests who fuck kids in the ass?"
"Yes, that's it in a nutshell"HAHAHAAHHA!
- MyMommies0
Hahaha!!! scarabin thinks that humans are only 2000 years old!!! What a fuck-twat you are.
- you couldn't be more wrongmonospaced
- Time to go back and reread from the beginning Geeneousukit
- i'm a fuck-twat for many reasons, but that's not one of themscarabin
- Projectile0
right. now. here's the deal.
the bible is a load of nonsense. It made sense at the time of writing cos fuck how else do you explain tornadoes and raining bloody frogs etc?! There's gotta be one big mean fucker out there and what better way to utilise his power than to use it to control people right?
But people need religion. Every culture from the furthest reaches of the amazon jungle to central europe practice some sort, and NONE of it makes any sense at all.
So let's all jsut accept that there's a part of our brain (frontal lobe methinks) that makes us need religion, no matter how silly it sounds. Like when you have sex with that minger.. you know it makes no sense but there's a little part of you that goes "aaah fuckit" it's my nature to procreate.
End of thread.
- JazX0
Fancy science here. I hope some day we take our blinders off and actually look at the geological evidence at hand and stop trying to make it fit into our "theories". I don't buy the creationist tale that the earth was created and all plant and animal life appeared in seven literal days. Nor do I buy the evolutionists fable that the earth must be a bazillion years old. The geological layer chart hanging in most classrooms does not actually exist anywhere on this planet. And no matter how technical we get with radiometric dating, the interpretation of the results is still based on our own preconceived assumptions. The evidence I've seen indicates that this was once a very warm planet with very lush vegetation, even at the poles. Something happened that drastically changed the climate very quickly, resulting in massive flooding that buried forests and other plant life in thick layers of sediment, caused continental plates to rise and fall, and eventually led to what we now call the "ice age". When and how all this occurred is a matter of debate, but as long as our scientists are more concerned about protecting their schools of thought and the validity of their precious "theories", it's doubtful that any thing close to the truth of what actually happened will ever reach our ears.
- ShaunM0
Well, as a Christian the second article about 'Tell Zeidan' strengthens my belief in the Bible.
Why? Because the bible teaches that mankind came into existence roughly 6000 years ago and that the first two humans Adam and Eve were put in the garden of eden which was in the Middle East near the river Euphrates, not too far from this site. Thanks!