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Myspace Spends a Shitload on Something that Wont Help
by Hurd Gurdley for the New York TimesToday, myspace announced that they spent a whole shitload of money that they would have benefited more from actually investing into something like facebook. Their website has seen a dramatic decrease in popularity since the world of social networking civilized itself to be a little more restrictive than having some random fucktard spam you with his shitty music daily then have the nuts to pretend he even gives a shit about a single thing going on in your life.
With a whole new suite of useless shit no one is going to use, it will only be a matter of time before Myspace proves to the world that they are to social networking what my wifes retarded little brother is to my steady stream of offensive verbal assault. Whether its movies, music, television, no one gives a shit what you're into, and myspace could have improved their public image if the board fired their useless management staff, saved all the time and money they devoted to a new redesign and bought their users ipads instead.
Specifically, Myspace will provide people with the ability to:
• Become further overwhelmed with the random shit splatter of useless content that they are likely receiving from 1000 other sources already.
• Have yet another useless website that they can pretend to be interesting people while they post about the most mundane and idiotic aspects of their every day life.
• Avoid interaction with a steadily declining user base until Myspace realizes what they did wrong and decide to shut their servers down completely.
Check it out today! www.my|_____|.com Motherfuckers!
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Myspace Debuts New Brand, Website and Suite of Products That Focus on Social Entertainment for Gen Y
Today Myspace announced a new brand, website and a suite of products that together redefine the company as a social entertainment destination for Gen Y. Myspace is creating a rich, highly personalized experience for people to discover content and connect with other fans who share similar interests. The entertainment experience will span music, celebrities, movies, television and games and will be available through multiple platforms, including online, mobile devices and offline events.
Specifically, Myspace will provide people with the ability to:
* Discover and engage with Myspace’s broad array of programming, including originals, exclusives and content from around the Web.
* Express, collect and display their creations and interests on their profiles and through sharing tools.
* Connect to other fans with similar tastes.
- As opposed to what they were before which was...the same thing?:)ukit
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- yo dawg i heard you liked myspace, so we put myspace in your myspacehonestly
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my bracket?
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my8========) is what i saw
yes... mycock
- fresnobob0
should have gave it some more space
- 4040
^ agreed i like the idea but the execution sucks.
- hellojeehae0
again, concept wise i think it can be clever.. but really i hate it
- yep same here, somethign i really don't like about it. reminds me of that AOL identity. in the same veinjimzy
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My |_______________________________... is that big,
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- looks like theres not a lot there palfadein10
- yeah what is that like 2 inches?404
- 48mm to be exact!!
Deal with itgeorgesIII - LOL 404Hench
- You has the penis the size of an infant.pinkfloyd
- looks huge on 800x600 resolutioniCanHasQBN