10 reasons not to move to Melbourne?
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- ben_
I have a questine, can anyone give me 10 reasons not to pack up and move to Melbourne?
- jon_d0
move to bremerton.
- utopian0
The 10 Most Dangerous Animals in Australia
http://blog.hotelclub.com/the-10…
- DRIFTMONKEY0
1. Bird-eating spiders
2. Bird-eating spiders
3. Bird-eating spiders
4. Bird-eating spiders
5. Bird-eating spiders
6. Criminals
7. Foster's
8. Bird-eating spiders
9. Bird-eating spiders
10. That's not a knifeActually, that's probably not accurate.
- You've pretty much exactly and entirely listed all my worries theredetritus
- that was in Cairns i think- up north.Projectile
- epill0
01. box jelly fish
02. taipan snake
03. salt water crocodile
04. blue ring octopus
05. stone fish
06. red black spiders
07. brown snake
08. tiger snake
09. great white sharks
10. funnel web spiderall of these can kill you in 1 bite.. all located in australia.
- all of them,
waiting for you!GeorgesII - i heard before receiving an australian visa they lock you in a dark room with all of these as a test...prophetone
- you forgot the brown recluse spidercruddlebub
- all of them,
- CygnusZero40
It's not located in the United States. The only 1 reason that matters.
- Ummm, Fuck yeah!???DRIFTMONKEY
- hahaha, nor am I currently.
ben_
- GeorgesII0
+ you can walk upside down ☟
- ben_0
I'll wait for the Aussies to chime in.
- CanHasQBN0
Aussies dont chime in, they stumble in.
- ThePublics0
1. It's full of Australians
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- kgvs720
Melanoma?
- Beeswax0
coz Santa shows up in speedos.
- neandersthal0
- wow....what shit dancing to go with the utterly shit music...well donecruddlebub
- i_monk0
My brother in law is from there.
He moved to the opposite side of the planet for a reason.
- Amicus0
I love living in Melbourne, supposedly the most 'livable' city in the world.
So many great restaurants and cafés, a great pub scene and plenty of live gigs every weekend.
I just wish I had more time to enjoy it all.
- enfocusmedia0
The only reason why I didn't move to Melbourne is because it's too far from the surf. Kinda spoilt in SE QLD even though the creative scene is kinda infant compared to Melbs.
Is the 'Creative scene' oversaturated at the moment?
ForceTwelve will have some answers...
- Is it true all Aussies shorten words?robulation
- wha?Amicus
- vaxorcist0
I was in London once, at an overly hipster cafe, and a guy walked in looking awkward, wearing an itchy sweater with a bad haircut and his headphone and backpack wires got stuck in the door... as he entered the room, somebody said aloud "You must be Mike from Melbourne!"