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- Ramanisky26
- And then she'll put out a video outing the guy behind her as a pervert creep.BusterBoy
- ^ 100%Ramanisky2
- Be careful when you write stuff like this, imbecile may come after you.NBQ00
- Attention whore cuntcrazyprick
- She's having a bit of a dance???Ianbolton
- If you don't see the problem here then you are dumb as fuckcrazyprick
- "Hello daughter"Wordsworth
- He wants to do her taxes.cherub
- helps sells her Onlyfans...hydro74
- Pretty much how I'd be in the gym, if I were to go.Fax_Benson
- She’s hotmonospaced
- A hot chick dancing, gross!YakuZoku
- whore cunt needs attentionutopian
- I'll attend.robthelad
- Are you all feeling bad because you know she's waaaaay out of your league? Let her dance and stop being meanIanbolton
- Shut the fuck up, Ifagbollockcrazyprick
- It always amused me when guys get angry at hot chicks doing things like this.CyBrainX
- Who cares?ideaist
- This is the type of chick who records a person without asking and then posts on TikTok talking about how the man behind her is a creep.Ramanisky2
- “STITCH incoming ... lol, omg”Ramanisky2
- utopian doesn't changeFax_Benson
- "It always amused me when guys get angry at hot chicks doing things like this." loser comment. Stop filming in gyms period.cannonball1978
- We don't know the circumstances of who's filming it but it wasn't me. Who's making loser comments?CyBrainX
- Next time dance in a mosque, sweetiecrazyprick
- Heterosexual man has brief glance at attractive attention whore, internet in shockjagara
- ^ Pretty fucking shallow takecrazyprick
- ^ Give me your deep takejagara
- ^ Say pleasecrazyprick
- ^ Give me your deep take, please. Can't wait, I'm sure it'll be deep.jagara
- Lol what a suckercrazyprick
- Lol you can't even troll in an entertaining and clever way. You are just a boring, predictable nuisance.jagara
- I'm not here to entertain you, sweetiecrazyprick
- I know, this is an activity to fill in the time between your basement masturbation sessions. Something to do I guess.jagara
- Eat a dickcrazyprick
- Eat two dicksjagara
- Hilarious and originalcrazyprick
- Thanksjagara
- jagara7
- Run by murderous biker gangs.jagara
- OK, chief.palimpsest
- "Murder your thirst"jagara
- hahafuturefood
- Prove your masculinity through consumerism!ideaist
- "Quench your sober"Wordsworth
- Bludgeon your bladderFax_Benson
- Shatter your shitterWordsworth
- Rape the drynesscrazyprick
- Bareback Blendutopian
- Lol, had to look them up because that's some name-jacking. They sent some into space with Elon for pathetic promotion.garbage
- But also, there's only one Death Wish, and it is measured in inches, not ounces.garbage
- by bros for bros_niko
- The last one is a joke and it’s pretty funny in my opinion.monospaced
- Name jacking? Death wish is a common phrase and is used all the time for stuff.monospaced
- LISTEN HERE LIB TARD! .....I BUY THESE TO BE TOUGH AND HAVE FLAGS ON MY JEEP. STOP BEING WOKEhydro74
- That said, liquid death sparkling water is actually really good.dyspl
- @mono Have you really never seen Liquid Death? It's in every store and placed on every other podcast desk. Also Deathwish is a legend skateboard company.garbage
- I'm beginning to think you're 80.garbage
- liquid death was a good marketing concept imomilfhunter
- Yeah man, water is so metaljagara
- are these what they served in the gestapo headquarters across europe ?neverscared
- No I’ve not seen liquid death and no it’s not in every store. I come from the birthplace of skateboarding and I’m 44.monospaced
- What I meant was the design of water called death wish is a joke. Not that it isn’t real. Derp.monospaced
- Please fix the racist eyes on the bearded brewbezoar
- It's right by the Gatorade, you can find it in gas stations and any grocery store. Also please tell me you were born in California.garbage
- Because NYC is absolutely not the birthplace of skateboarding.garbage
- try new and improved "Wet Shit".mrAtor
- These comments should all be in the signs your getting old threadletterhead
- Never heard of Liquid Death? The brand is hailed in the ad/marketing world as a case study in successletterhead
- Everything they do for promotion/advertisin... is hilarious
They are on a pace to surpass Monster Energy in valuation
*Shakes fistletterhead - +100 @letterhead re: getting old threadduckseason
- Dangerous Man is actually a pretty solid midwest brewery... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯duckseason
- "Liquid Death is no longer water from the Alps. The water is now bottled at the 3300 Artesian facility in Virginia."crazyprick
- the whole concept was death to plastic right? like these cans are valuable and recyclable unlike the floating garbage heap that plastic bottles are?_niko
- No, the concept was literally to make rock n roll tallboys. "How can we brand sparkling water as 'hardcore'?"garbage
- Double fistAQUTE
- I like Liquid Death as a brand. They make so many things right by just being different than all the other waters. It's a pure marketing showcase and it works.Longcopylover
- (I never drank one tough)Longcopylover
- It's all a way of signaling toughness for people who are so very, very not tough. Yeah, I sip lattes with skulls on them, don't fuck with me.jagara
- CyBrainX2
The coworkers of mine who have to say Good morning on Teams everyday. It sounds like a silly complaint but every time I hear that ping, I think I have to do something. There are 27 of us in the group. If you turn off the alerts on your phone, I think you can relate.
- I had Teams on my phone for a month. Couldn't configure alerts per group, and had one group who did this as well as tagging @everyone.kingsteven
- Turned out I was the only one who was having the issue because 'Why do you have Teams on your phone, Teams is shit on phones'...kingsteven
- I didn't mean this was annoying me on the phone, just that unnecessary phone alerts are annoying.CyBrainX
- You can mute alerts on groups but they do share things I need to see in that group too, so I'm stuck with them.CyBrainX
- i use it every day for work. it's definitely got social media etiquette issues. if you tag @everyone on discord or chat in public channels someones going tokingsteven
- tell you to STFU. on Teams with colleagues thats gonna be a tribunal...kingsteven
- I use Teams on phone so I can turn on the meeting while still in bed and just listen to the meeting. I don't use it with notifications. My computers....ShenanigansTV
- will make a specific beep when someone makes a post I need to pay attention to. So I just lay in bliss until I hear a beep.ShenanigansTV
- ^ That should help but many of the people I need to hear from sometimes are the offenders that also annoy me with "Good morning", reaction gifs and emojis.CyBrainX
- Ramanisky20
- what a prick. "you don't treat someone like that" while treating someone horrendously. Cancel culture works beautifully on influencers like thisIanbolton
- Christian Burns is his name, I think that lost him all his 'followers'
https://www.youtube.…PhanLo - ^goodRamanisky2
- Ramanisky22
OnlyFans Model Meltdown ...
this is satire? It has to be.
- Ramanisky22
- Alex Jones listenerNBQ00
- I saw some of this on the news last night. The footage of him being interviewed and the group of them laughing about it was as cringy as it gets.CyBrainX
- Who is this?monospaced
- Aaron RogersCyBrainX
- LA BeastYakuZoku
- doggydoggdog1
- Supreme is such a weird one, I think I was too old to get it. It's empty soulless shite.
Cultural deathPhanLo - Yep never took to it.Wordsworth
- I felt the same confusion and agree it's empty soulless shite.CyBrainX
- Supreme is such a weird one, I think I was too old to get it. It's empty soulless shite.
- OBBTKN-1
- who?NBQ00
- Sorry, more info here: https://globalnews.c…OBBTKN
- So you posted a pic of the beaten husband (or boyfriend), nice of you. Why?NBQ00
- He was held down with a knife and his wife (or gf) got raped by 7 men and you posted a pic of him with "punches for this guy"? wtf?NBQ00
- No time to explain... Hold on a monthOBBTKN
- Huh?NBQ00
- Sorry for late responding NBQ... punches for this guy for posing showing the check they gave him in India after the rape of his wife, and he looks smiling?OBBTKN
- Nairn4
Why the fuck does 'nowhere offline' in the UK sell screw lightbulbs 100+w equivalent? Bayonet, yes, screw.. no, go fuck yourself.
WHYY.
I shouldn't have to buy a lightbulb over the fucking internet.
- Try living in California where you can't buy a gallon of varnish but you can buy four quarts.lemmy_k
- hahaha, sorry, I forgot about that ;)
And yes, I can find them on Amazon lolNairn - Light bulbs have gotten far too complicated.stoplying
- Maybe B&Q if you have one near you.Morning_star
- Nope. Nor Wickes, ScrewFix or Homebase. None of the likely candidates I have nearby have them. There must be a reason, however stupid.Nairn
- What about a supermarket? I saw loads in Sainsbury's yesterday.Ianbolton
- Screw fitting, 100+W?
I've tried three Sainsbury's near me too :(
Bayonet, yes. Screw? GO FUCK YOURSELF.Nairn - They're not even labelled on the shelves.
I've checked.Nairn - Brexit mate. It’s ruined everything.Ianbolton
- I kniew it. Europeans are to blame for everything.Nairn
- Needed a new oven bulb last week. Bulb sections in shops all seem to be decimated. Asda, Sainsburys, B&Q...Went to about seven different shops over 2 days.webazoot
- Gave up and ordered from Amazon, arrived a day later.webazoot
- 100w??? Bayonet? Are you fu king kidding me??? And I thought I was a dinosaur.... Only low energy ES bulbs available these days.hans_glib
- You are a dinosaur, old man - I said 100w *equivalent*, Screw fitting.Nairn
- NBQ00-1
lol, the douche Jake Paul (27) will fight Mike Tyson (57), July 20th. And it will be shown on Netflix.
- Paul will get murderedtank02
- ^ yup and its going to be awesomeYakuZoku
- July 20th... Calendar Marked.Ramanisky2
- OBBTKN2
- Yeah, he needs to keep his mouth shut.Continuity
- what'd he say this time?Krassy
- He said he loves croissants up his butt.NBQ00
- canoe0
Using the word, "look" to start off every point.
- listen...ApeRobot
- Here's the thingcrazyprick
- This one time...CyBrainX
- At the end of the day...CyBrainX
- Yeah, no...CyBrainX
- Basically...CyBrainX
- Yknowmonospaced
- I mean..._niko
- I'm not racist, BUT...ideaist
- not easy on the eyes...neverscared
- Actually...imbecile
- Look I know you think it's overused but...cherub
- Anyway ...Continuity
- Sorry, but not sorry.
(deserved 10x the amount of punches)CyBrainX - So like...canoe
- Let me put it this way...elahon
- LiterallyNBQ00
- So...mort_
- hear me out...hydro74
- Let me think this throughutopian
- Fart...futurefood
- Start walking away from the conversation. It does wonders. You can't change them, and they are not willing to change. I prefer not sticking around.Wordsworth
- I'll be honest...mort_
- You know what I mean...Wordsworth
- Not gonna lie ...Continuity
- Let me be real with you for a secondcrazyprick
- My office for today...fadein11
- Shhh!Wordsworth
- Nairn0
'unalive'.
- YupRamanisky2
- so are we undead?_niko
- unalive is bussinhydro74
- sted0
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/sta…
dumbfuck.
- Uh, care to surmise?canoe
- https://twitter.com/…Nairn
- i finally watched this.
"She sounds Scottish or Irish or.. whatever"
Aye, I think I can see why you'd be riled up by [admittedly flawed] attempts at inclusionNairn - there is no real issue, just a bunch of idiots who can't distinguish between microchip and a software crying over a wishing well what looks broken to them.sted
- mg33-2
And while I'm at it:
Why doesn't YouTube on a computer have the ability to go forward or backwards in increments of time like the mobile app or like every other streaming platform on earth except Prime Video, which has the worst forward/backward scrubbing feature of all time on Apple TV.
- It does. Just use the arrow keys. Space bar pauses, up down changes volume, etc.monospaced
- We could fill a page with comparable complaints about Instagram.CyBrainX
- It does. Just click on the timeline and then pull it up to get 'frame by frame' control.Nairn
- more signs your getting oldimbecile
- mg33-2
People who use the word "bolts" to describe something in extreme sports that was landed well. I'm watching the Freeride World Tour on YT right now, and one of the commentators keeps saying "that's bolts" or using it this way:
"He pulls a [insert trick name] to bolts"
AND IT IS JUST SO F'ING STUPID. NOBODY SAYS THIS.
- still complaining about vernacular after 12 years? signs your getting old or enjoy remainaing willfully ignorantimbecile
- nb-6
Alex Garland for making Civil War, an absurd criticism of the state of the US. Go make a movie about your own failing country before you start pointing fingers
- I think you'll find 28 Days later did exactly that.Morning_star
- That's a Danny Boyle moviecrazyprick
- ^ Alex Garland wrote the bookPhanLo
- Ah okay, he wrote the scriptcrazyprick
- 28 Days Later isn’t about a countrynb
- Well, maybe this time Iron man wins!hydro74
- maybe he should have made a movie about an insurrection... that clearly will never happen.. that folks wanna storm the capitol and hang politicians.. absurd.neverscared
- shhh, don't tell nb about Children of Men.face_melter
- Yeah but it might win best foreign movie at the Oscars.MrT
- Downvoted straight to the front pagenb
- crazyprick3
- lol what a strange ad added to the list of strange ads for the Jeebus “He Gets Us” campaignRamanisky2
- lol, god spending money to spread the word ... all powerful my assmonospaced
- How many millions of $$$ spent last night alone. Nevermind all the ones I saw during sporting events throughout the year.Ramanisky2
- There wasn't a chance in a million I'd ever be sold on a Santa Claus deity with something that capitalist but the foot washing...I don't have words.CyBrainX
- This could also be shortened to Punches for religion.CyBrainX
- Ahhh it’s the Hobby Lobby billionaire owner who’s behind these adsRamanisky2
- jokes on them, I'm into feet, quickest I came in ages!
wait what... I mean...hydro74 - But they are anti LGBT/abortion...
https://www.opendemo…Nutter - I guess those gay baby killers can wash their own stinky feet. You tell 'em, Jesus.CyBrainX
- Can somebody explain what the fuck I'm looking at?garbage
- You're looking at someone washing someone else's feet, even if they're supposed hate them. Like Jesus did. It's an ad, for Jesus.monospaced
- That's a priest washing the feet of a what appears to be a gay black guy. SO WOKE.monospaced
- So the Priest are into children and feet?
I guess they are complicatedfuturefood - I get the footwashing, I was raised in the church. I'm saying wtf is this.garbage
- You know exactly what it is. It’s an ad for Jesus dude.monospaced
- ..yes, and I was asking why it was an ad for a thing. I've already figured it out, I just skipped the SB because fuck the Niners and the Chiefs.garbage
- But you are the most miserably hostile person, lol. You actually need Jesus for all of that hate in your heart.garbage
- Huh?monospaced