Proud dads...

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  • monospaced26

    My son is now nearly 11 months old, and every day he amazes and humbles me. He is teaching me patience and compassion, and helping me relearn the joys of being a child. I look into his eyes and I can see myself, and I can also see his mother. He's developing a strong sense of humor, and he is starting to speak to us, even though it's still complete gibberish. It's hard to put into words how. proud I am of how he's growing up, and who he's turning into. He's such a joyous, loving little guy.

    He loves to pull himself up to standing on anything he can reach, cruise around and throw everything on the ground. He also loves his books, which I arranged by color the other day. This face, it is everything to me.

    • I miss those days. Kids change you for the better, for sure.aslip
    • he's so proud of his books! awesomehotroddy
    • Nice post!stoplying
    • Every day at that age you get to see them learn something new. Seeing their wonder and enthusiasm really helps dull the cynicism for a while. :-)PhanLo
    • Adorable, dude!! We may not see eye to eye much but I hope to fuck this kid gets a great world to grow up in, mono. <3 He's already in Awesome U too! Smart! :)PonyBoy
    • Thanks everyone. PonyBoy, although we might not see eye-to-eye, I always respect your point of view. My life is dedicated to giving this kid the best upbringingmonospaced
    • Well said! I’m also the proud dad of an almost-11-month-old and it's a fantastic age.Daithi
    • That's a lie! There's no way he went to university!pango
    • but remember Mono, np matter how you raise him...dyspl
    • he might end up liking PCs :)dyspl
    • and nice post btw.dyspl
    • Beautiful mono!utopian
    • ah lovely, all the best to you all mono!fadein11
    • Handsome little guy! Congrats mono. The meaning of life right there.maquito
    • :Dmonospaced
    • "Beautiful mono! - utopian" I'm going to quote this out of context in future.

      A bonnie bairn, mono - good job!
      Nairn
    • Great stuff!HijoDMaite
    • Nice post mono! My son is 17 months old and I've been teaching him what his feet are, and his nose, stomach, ears, etc.mg33
    • Half the time I say "where's your foot?" and he puts his finger in his nose. LOLmg33
    • Haha nice.monospaced
    • such a wonderful age :) my daughter is 15 now, and my son is 12.. and all the wonderful moments of fatherhood continue :)exador1
    • It's amazing as they get older, and have their own identities, their own likes and dislikes...exador1
    • my daughter definitely got the art and design talents, and has a HUGE love for 70s and 80s music (massive Supertramp fan)exador1
    • and both kids have amazing senses of humour... grew up watching SNL and Monty Python etc...exador1
    • When i looked at the photo of your boy, all i could think of was, 'man...he's at the very beginning of such a wonderful adventure' :)exador1
    • Is he calling your names yet? :)notype
    • nope, not yet!monospaced
  • slinky32

    my wife snapped this pic yesterday for my birthday dinner... my daughter's birthday is in a week.

  • skwiotsmith26

    Lilia was born 8/8/18 at 8:15am. Couldn't be more excited to have her here! Mom, baby & me are doing great!

  • Nairn18

    Just dropped my daughter off at nursery. We were running a bit late so I ended up hoisting her on top of my shoulders and leg it so that I could there in time. It might not be common knowledge, but it is fucking hot out there today, so despite my only lugging her a couple of hundred metres, I was drenched in sweat. Got in a minute or so early, so had to wait with other parents 'til the doors opened. Put daughter on ground to unpack her bag and she announces, loud enough for everyone to hear "MY PUSSY IS SO WET".

    I couldn't help but laugh, but the weird woman who either works in a local pub or just spends her entire existence smoking outside of it, gave me a less than appreciative look.

    • Oh boy ... lol!monospaced
    • lolYakuZoku
    • ohhhhh boi lolpango
    • https://i.imgur.com/…imbecile
    • front page :)monospaced
    • LOLrzu-rzu
    • hahahaahOBBTKN
    • https://youtu.be/WLn…mort_
    • Yikes! LOLAkagiyama
    • Yikes! I don’t have daughters but I thought they all used cute code names for their girly parts?_niko
    • Is that the word you use at home?monospaced
    • Yes, yes it is.Nairn
    • LOL. That's the funnier part.
      You've only got yourself to blame.
      palimpsest
    • Does her mum call it fica?palimpsest
    • Italians have a hundred different names for pussy. I don't what else I'd call it in English. Cute code names are ..weird, everything else is too biological.Nairn
    • 'Pussy is pussy' as I once said to a friend who regretted (or at least claimed to) sleeping with an ugly girl.Nairn
    • Anyway, better than the time my daughter said "you cunt!" to my Dad when he didn't give her something from the fridge. That was a hard one to explain... .Nairn
    • Notwithstanding her entirely correct usage.Nairn
    • Your should tell her not to use that word in public anymore. The proper word is moist.palimpsest
    • Don't know your story, is there no Mrs Nairn involved?sea_sea
    • lolKrassy
    • OMG... : )falcadia
    • @sea_sea - nope I pushed and pushed that surprisingly un-wee creature through my urethra three and some years ago, all alone like some 21st C. Mary (him/it)Nairn
    • #birthing personpalimpsest
    • It's a 'fanny' in this house.microkorg
    • 'My fanny is so wet!' would be as funny, in my book :)Nairn
    • Hahah yup.microkorg
    • LOLsMrT
    • What do Italians call pussy?cherub
    • I heard they call it 'slitta' in swedish. Or another word that means roughly "the trail that snails make"cherub
    • What should she have said instead?drgs
    • When I think about it, Nairn always refers to his other half as "partner"...drgs
    • it shows nairn lolsea_sea
    • Jesus! Haha. Poor lass, as it has been totally boiling today. Stay cool, gang!Ianbolton
    • I've always found it sus that he refers to his baby momma as his pardner.palimpsest
    • With so many options out there: bae, boo, main squeeze, shawty.palimpsest
    • pepepango
  • HAYZ1LLLA20

    My latest. 2 week old Cooper.

  • mg3325

    My little guy is four today!

    • Start car shopping because he will be 16 in a few weeks (it'll feel like it)lemmy_k
    • Nice sunglassespango
    • Awwmort_
    • Wordsworth
    • Krassy
    • awww bless..autoflavour
    • Thanks everyone. He got a ton of new Hot Wheels track builders. He’s assisted to his cars, and it’s a fun activity for us to do together. :)mg33
    • he looks like he was born cool :D
      and whos that hairy bloke teaching him how to pick his nose? hehh
      sted
    • https://www.youtube.…utopian
    • So lucky...I wish my guys were that age again.BusterBoy
  • CALLES20

    He did it! he sat up

    • How old is he now? Ours sits quite contentedly, but getting there is often an amusingly chaotic struggle...Nairn
    • he will be 5 months next weekCALLES
    • I've reproduced. Sprouted. Still kind of wildCALLES
    • Congrats. Next step: roll over.monospaced
    • Welcome to child ownership brother!ideaist
    • Welcome to child ownership bother!Nairn
    • woah... congrats, our youngest one is now 14, can't remember when my daugthers were this little, they grow v.fast, enjoy every second!OBBTKN
    • 14 yo, obv.OBBTKN
    • still wondering how an ugly guy like you can generate such intelligent eyes and sweet little nose. maybe those aren't yours :D congratulations to the two of yousted
    • CONGRATS!!!JackRyan
    • lol @stedjaylarson
    • LOL Sted.

      thanks guys
      CALLES
    • did you take him on his first donkey ride yet?utopian
    • He's almost ready to get a job and put some money on the light bill.BonSeff
    • :D congrats!!! Your dick works!!!!pango
    • congrats!ernexbcn
    • mazel tovben_
    • Beautiful
      Congrats
      Enjoy every moments.
      My daughter is now 18. They are so precious.
      nbq
    • dude, congrats, such a cute baby!_niko
    • congrats bro..fatherhood is fucking awesome :) my kids are now 16 (maya) and 13 (max) and it just gets more fun as they get older :)exador1
  • monospaced23

    My son is 7 months old today. He's taken a cross country trip to California already and has his first two teeth. He's feeling more and more like a littler person and less like a baby, now that he's engaging with us and there's some true back and forth going on. He prefers to try standing vs sitting up, and is already crawling. His favorite food is avocado, and he enjoys long strolls through the city.

    • Handsome lad, mono.BonSeff
    • Gets even better. My son is almost 5 and we're homies, do all kinds of cool activities together without Mom.davey_g
    • What a happy kid :)
      He'll be so embarrassed at 15 when he hears he made front page, heheh
      notype
    • Heartbreaker for sure!!HijoDMaite
    • Very well written! Congratulations to your son!SimonFFM
    • Man my daughter felt like 7 months old 5 minutes ago...she's 10 now.see_thru
    • cute little boy! :)loool
    • got a good mug. a mate of mine has young one and the dude looks like a shrivelled up raisin.inteliboy
    • 7-8 months is an amazing turning point. Less of a baby now and more of a little person.microkorg
    • he reminds me of someonedrgs
    • @microkorg, absolutely ... they really start to develop the personality you can tell will be there for life, and it's amazing.monospaced
    • Cute!!! :)maquito
    • Crazy eyes.garbage
    • @garbage, when we walk around, complete strangers stop what they're doing and exclaim "those eyes!" every single day.monospaced
    • That Caterpillar book, proper child material! Jay approved(r)jaylarson
    • I pimped out his stroller with a clip on fan (upper left corner). Lots of people were really into it, including my son.monospaced
    • I bet. Does he get his eyes from you or his mom?garbage
    • A little of both.monospaced
  • BonSeff19

    EEEEESH - And she is off to school

    • congrats.
      Did your school start mid of August?
      zaq
    • show her this:
      https://www.youtube.…
      uan
    • At first I thought her preferred choice of job as an adult was "Horse Trainee" and thought 'what a curious child'! ;)Nairn
    • ah lovely, happy memories :)fadein11
    • congrats! first day butterflies.umbee54
    • The passage of time, eh? #ProudDadideaist
    • Time flies. seems like only yesterday that my girl’s backpack was as big as she was. Mine’s starting university next month.Gnash
    • Nice one :)stoplying
    • yup Gnash, mine are almost done middle school and it seems like yesterday I was dropping them off for JK. Sigh._niko
    • the oversized backpacks look so adorable on them.hotroddy
    • What's the deal on the monogrammed backpack and accessories? In the market for my son's "back to school" digs.ideaist
    • Thanks for the love, folks!BonSeff
    • awwwwwwwpango
    • Horse Trainer? There's no money in that!
      :) I hope all her dreams come true.
      Beeswax
    • idealist: lemme check with the wife and get back at youBonSeff
    • Looks like a nice walk to school too!Leigh
    • Congrats!pedromendez
    • So cute. Congrats.CyBrainX
    • She'll be in high school before you know it! CongratsBusterBoy
  • BonSeff26

    Hell yes I framed it

    • That's awesome!
      There's a fishing guy I watch on YouTube who has a bunch of ink on his arms & legs with his kids' art like this, I love it.
      BuddhaHat
    • can dump it into image to animate AI and have it dance or something :)microkorg
    • what is it?milfhunter
    • The kids drew monsters in Kindergarten classBonSeff
    • Kids drawings are the best. Good stuff manPhanLo
    • Yup!YakuZoku
    • Sloth from The Goonies meets Snoo, the Reddit mascotcrazyprick
  • Gardener26

    and my wee lad turns 18 today!

    • if he had been born an hour earlier we would have had the same birthday!Gardener
    • Smiling faces, beautiful all around ❤Wordsworth
    • feel good thread of the day!cherub
    • Wow! How did you know what to do? Ok, it was your 3rd, guess by then you know.
      Happy 60+1day Birthday to you and happy 18th to your kid!
      uan
    • Beautiful family ❤️mort_
    • I took on her 2 kids when they were 6 & 8 so they're my steps,this lad is ours.Gardener
    • I had 40 years of not bothered with kids then get 3 lol, always glad I got travelling etc out of my system before meeting my good ladyGardener
    • delivering babies is over-rated, trick is not to panic and use common senseGardener
    • congrats buddy... that's a great pic of you and your family there :) very cute :)
      we just celebrated my daughters 19th on Sunday :)
      exador1
    • Congrats and proper!! xoxoxhydro74
  • Gardener24

    my 14 year old has just started doing his own radio show
    on my station in Milton Keynes, he might just be one of,
    if not the youngest broadcaster on air in UK, however...
    Ruby tried to upstage him!

    • How can we listen to it?sleepyfatso
    • elijah wood?imbecile
    • so cool, congratsCalderone2000
    • aw thanks folks, mixcloud soon - not full show as we got to studio late, crash on the M1Gardener
    • i swear i thought of the dog sorry :Dhelloeatbreathedrive
    • you have a "station"?drgs
    • seriosuly, photobucket is really somethingdrgs
    • CRMK is my radio station, I've been there since '91 and am now a director! My own show is posted here in the listening threadGardener
    • @imbecile you mean Josh Hutcherson.
      @Gardener Congrats to you man, you must be so proud - support him to do whatever he has a passion for
      grafician
    • he's home tutored so stuff like this is a positiveGardener
    • @grafician Daniel Radcliffe?imbecile
    • Nice, he doesn't need a license?Hayoth
    • nope, all run by volunteers, and we can always use more DJ's so if anyone is interested get in touch ta, crmk.co.ukGardener
    • Nice. Is this the old toilet building you converted years ago? I remember the cleanup blog.Hayzilla
    • yes, the very sameGardener
    • now uploaded!
      https://www.mixcloud…
      Gardener
    • Hey Gard.. how have you found home schooling? We’ve started doing it for our two boys and they are much happier, but we’re fucking exhausted..RumperChunk
    • And it’s so much more expensive.. but all in all, so far it’s been great for them.. just concerned about when they get a bit older - they’re 7 and 9 yrs..RumperChunk
    • we take it in turns for work and try to live cheap, it can be done but it's hard - rewarding for the lad thoughGardener
    • Umm... is Eric a comedy character or a real person?Hayzilla
    • Ahh I see its all vocoded weirdness and accents.Hayzilla
    • My fav bit was talking over Four Tet. Sounded like Arab Strap.Hayzilla
    • he makes this up as he goes along, I have no input - he has a new show going up todayGardener
    • awesome!!moldero
  • BonSeff23

    Early father's day action


  • aslip20

    This past month in quarantine has been some amazing bonding time with my family. My little girl has taken to woodworking. She helped build a workshop and even created her own little table to give to Grandma as a gift. Work from home is AMAZING!



    • nice drivewayhotroddy
    • awesome!moldero
    • Her table is nicer than your workbench. ;) Good job both of you. Teach her now about eye protection, she will thank you someday.lemmy_k
    • Building good memories!PhanLo
    • Nice! Needs more qbn stickersGnash
    • Thumbs up!stoplying
    • go girl! better carpentry than JesusBustySaintClaire
    • Look at how clean that drive way is!pango
    • That's cool man!Calderone2000
    • very kool!neverscared
    • Thanks! She's killing it. Lemmy... She wore glasses except this part of the project. I let it slide. Not much danger in a tabletop palm sander.aslip
    • Thanks! She's killing it. Lemmy... She wore glasses except this part of the project. I let it slide. Not much danger in a tabletop palm sander.aslip
  • kingkong21

    I think my 5 year old might be a creative genius.

    His drawing of Shackletons Endurance.

    • pfft, union jack could do with some work.
      .
      ;)
      I remember them being a complete bugger to draw when I were a lad...
      detritus
    • +docpoz
    • ginger power ™sureshot
    • pretty nice.love the flagsureshot
    • I would have loved that my parents conserved this sort of stuff. Lovely drawing. Frame it, he'll appreciate it in the future!maquito
    • Impressive!Cosmodrome
    • Slave Ship?utopian
    • +1mrpt
    • early explorers of the northwest passage?hotroddy
    • oh. I see - shakeltons endurance. I was close but just extreme opposite poleshotroddy
    • great stuff. has he seen the movie? he would love it.hotroddy
    • Ooo good idea I'll check out the moviekingkong
    • Lovely!martinadolfsson
    • Excellentdrake-von-drake
    • I like how your son is not a flat earth believe :)pango
  • eryx16

    Today I watched the birth of my first child. Ivy is 6lbs 15oz born on Dec 2.

    Everything I thought about Joy pales in comparison to how I feel about this new life.

  • fadein1125

    Me and my youngest last Christmas.

    • word upBonSeff
    • same eyes - and suggest same eye color. but i am not 100% sure on this pic... +1api
    • aww :)jagara
    • You look surprisingly.. unsurprising. I was expecting dreads or a missing tooth or some sort of DIY forehead scarification, but nup, nuttin'.Nairn
    • Just, Dad.

      :)
      Nairn
    • haha, that tickled me.fadein11
    • ;)

      Good to finally have a face to the name.
      If for future PSing, if nothing else.
      Nairn
    • it did cross my mind in the moment of sentimental weakness :)fadein11
  • ayport21

    The kid decided he wanted to study filming after he leaves for school. So, I've been spending this year teaching him how to handle a camera, lighting, etc. Today I didn't need to teach him anything and I was his lighting guy... Really proud.

    Got lucky and found our fuzzy reflection in one of the videos we shot. Priceless.

  • mg3318

    I took my daughter to an awesome indoor rock climbing gym in Chicago yesterday. She has been really interested in climbing since watching all of the climbing events in the Olympics, but it only ever climbed on smaller kid friendly stuff at a place in our town.

    She LOVED it. I rented a harness and shoes for myself because I was so envious of how much fun she was having, so it was an awesome thing for us to do together and encourage each other.

    A bigger indoor gym will be open in about 20 minutes from us in January, and I’m willing to bet that we will have a membership there. It was just so much fun.

    • nice :)sted
    • wow! She's pretty high up there on that first shot... pretty awesome for a kid to go all out on a wall like that her first time... what a little badass!PonyBoy
    • Cool activity. Nice!stoplying
    • Oh man, climbing is such rad thing for families to do together...right on.JackRyan
    • Thanks everyone! I climbed once at a gym I went to over 10 years ago, but never did it again because I didn't want to mess up my fingers for playing guitar.mg33
    • I was in my band at the time.mg33
    • She's such a brave kid and I was so happy to see her determination. I like to look for activities that involve problem solving, failure, and persistence,mg33
    • and this has those in spades. I'd love to make it a regular thing, get trained to belay, and really put some time into it. It was a blast.mg33
    • Since we went I've definitely had that "gonna try X next time..." like figuring out a route differently, not fearing a jumping lunge upwards to a higher hold.mg33
    • We came home and watched Free Solo to watch his actual climb at the end. Seen it so many times, always amazed at his achievement.mg33
    • One of the coolest hobbies I took up w/my partner right b4 the pandemic & I need to get over it and touch walls again. I miss it. also best arms ever!shellie
    • That's awesome. I took my daughters a few months ago and they absolutely HATED it lol. Find something else I guess. :)Cosmodrome
    • Nice! Fellow climber here. Hopefully, you learn the skills and venture outdoors too.dorf
    • The best that it's her choice. and yeah opens lots of opportunities not just for her but you (staying fit ahha) :D anyways it helps a lot of build confidencested
    • Awesome! Ive always wondered how they get those giant pieces of gum to stick like that....ArmandoEstrada
    • We have one near us in Raleigh... my son loved doing it years ago (when he was around 7-8)... want to go back and do again, hopefully my 6yr old daughter willslinky
    • We have one near us in Raleigh... my son loved doing it years ago (when he was around 7-8)... want to go back and do again, hopefully my 6yr old daughter willslinky
    • try itslinky
  • zaq20

    My son just turned into a teenager last week. Instead of a traditional birthday celebration I took him snowboarding.
    In my opinion, it's a better way to celebrate the transition from a boy into a young adult.
    3 full days of intense snowboarding in the mountains of Vermont was the best birthday ever according to him. Considering that he has been snowboarding for a year and a half only, he could keep up pretty good and made me proud.

    Even the imitation of a birthday cake made of donuts, ice cream cake and Oreo cookie tasted better than most of the cakes he had.


    • Awesome! I was at Okemo last week Fri and Sat with some friends. Which mountain were you at?stoplying
    • Fri - Stratton, Saturday - Killington, Sun - Stratton againzaq
    • Awesome and happy birthdayRamanisky2
    • Such memories last a lifetime. For both of you!SimonFFM
    • jealousmilfhunter
    • ***COOL DAD ALERT***

      : )
      ideaist
    • This is impressive. 3 full days of intense snowboarding would destroy me at this age and my son is only 3. I don't think I could keep up in 10 years like you!monospaced
    • Legit respect, man. How you feelin'?monospaced
    • I think he's dead.

      Lolz.
      ideaist
    • Feeling great. Can't wait to hit the slopes again.zaq
    • This is sweet, sir. CongratsStoicLevels