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- ApeRobot1
Isn't today supposed to be Rapture day 2.0?
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rapture 2.0- Day almost over here, what time zone does the Rapture occur in?yuekit
- Georges, have you been rapured yet?ApeRobot
- Meteor anyone?ApeRobot
- The bible clearly stated the rapture begins in Arkansas.monospaced
- *wavesqoob
- @mono it's way too early to laugh that hardgarbage
- i love this image here********
- posting it on the /////// thread, it's a big deal that thread, trust mefeel
- upvotedbklyndroobeki
- reanimate1
Volkswagen CEO Likely to Get $32 Million Pension After Leaving
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/ar…
Since 2009, Volkswagen had been installing elaborate software in 482,000 "clean diesel" vehicles sold in the US, so that the cars' pollution controls only worked when being tested for emissions. The rest of the time, the vehicles could freely spew hazardous, smog-forming compounds.
- Does that trickle down? Lol********
- eheheh I can see other companies scrambling to make secret recallsGeorgesIV
- Does that trickle down? Lol
- monospaced1
Republican Speaker of the House, John Boehner, announced his resignation today. He cried and said it had nothing to do with the yesterday.
- holy shitsarahfailin
- about fucking time.zenmasterfoo
- Well, things are going to get much worse, which might actually rally people to elect more moderates.IRNlun6
- he finally created one new jobRamanisky2
- lolmoldero
- WhiteFace1
Big news coming from NASA in about an hour:
"NASA will reveal 'major' Mars discovery at 11AM ET"
- Water or Aliens?utopian
- And by water they mean aliens.bklyndroobeki
- bklyndroobeki2
Snowden is on Twitter.
- utopian1
Texas Moves To Outlaw Man Buns
http://nationalreport.net/texas-…
- utopian2
Brigham Young University bans the man bun
http://www.usatoday.com/story/ne…- this can't be realprophetone
- YOU DON'T TELL US HOW TO DRESS|!!GeorgesIV
- Would it be ok for japanese students to have top knot then? even tho it looks completely stupid in modern day but its still their thing.pango
- pango2
http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2015…
fake or not. this is a funny story lol
"Man Uses Raccoon To Start Breathalyzer Equipped Car; Raccoon Then Attacks Driver
This story is straight out of the movie “Tommy Boy” — but could it be real? It appears not.
Remember the scene when Chris Farley and David Spade were rolling around in the car with what they thought was a dead deer in the back seat and it woke up and attacked the two?
That same kind of event happened — but this time it was allegedly for real — in San Diego, Calif.
A man who needed to blow into a Breathalyzer to start his car was too drunk to do so, according to a report. What he did next is almost unbelievable. According to what appears to be a police report posted on Imgur, this guy somehow found a raccoon going through the garbage, captured it and then used the
raccoon to blow into the Breathalyzer.According to the report that was shared on Imgur, the raccoon became unconscious so the man left the raccoon in the car and drove off. A short time after, the raccoon woke up and started to attack the driver."
- chukkaphob1
American Apparel Files for Bankruptcy
- sarahfailin5
- http://img.izismile.…prophetone
- Thank you, thank you, thank you —
THIS is America's problem.
How in sweet shit can one ever begin to undo this clusterfuck of a situation?detritus - It cannot be undone.prophetone
- fuck you all. you'll never understand freedom.
-gilgamush_niko - People have 2 arms so that chart is biased.********
- hey niko you simpleton, don't misquote me. and by the way, all of this recent hysteria by the media and politicians is why gun sales have skyrocketed********
- obama is just another gun salesman, the best one yet, in fact. all the sensationalizing of the crisis makes people arm even more, not less. basic cause and effe********
- effect that seems to elude the radical anti gun people/europeans who's opinions hold no weight********
- so fuck you all, thanks Obama and your opinions mean shit?
good one._niko - Um, sure. Or mind your fucking business if all you have to add is mockery and condescension. Worry about yourself and your own country********
- you'd probably do the same if you were looking at the ridiculous situation from where we are._niko
- and don't get your panties in a knot, we break everyone's balls about everything on here, don't be so fucking sensative._niko
- No, I would not crack jokes in the context of innocent people getting murdered in any context. Oh so everyone here's has a sadistic sense of humor, is that supp********
- and BTW, I only mock and ridicule the NRA and pro gun nuts, not victims, don't know where you got that from._niko
- Supposed to make it less repulsive********
- Making light of somebody else's tragedy and misfortune is sick in the head behavior. I understand that creative types are antisocial buy this is taking it too f********
- *but this is********
- 100% agree, but don't see how me mocking the NRA = mocking victims._niko
- It's a little late for that niko, you have already stated several times how funny you find this topic to be. You are sick, and you aren't alone********
- I know that the rest of the world would like to see he u.s. crash and burn but try to contain your excitement when innocent people get murdered********
- don't group me in with anyone else, and don't twist anything. The NRA defending gun rights while wondering how these tragedies happen is hilarious._niko
- and the most tragic thing of all because the cycle will always repeat itself._niko
- and I don't think anyone wants to see the US crash and burn, quite the opposite, I don't think you invest so much time and energy into something you hate_niko
- Well you could have fooled me with the way you find so much to laugh about the whole thing. The nra didn't make those kids go homicidal, stop backpedaling. You********
- are a hatefull little shit who enjoys the idea of america being in crisis. At least own up to how you feel, you have already said how much laughter we provide y********
- not back peddling. show me where i laughed at the shooting. The NRA thinking gun rights trump human lives is sick and twisted._niko
- you********
- Two comments ago you got done telling me how hilarious you find the situation. But it's OK because your politically stance differs from them? No, you are just a********
- Sadistic fuck who rides the wave of political correctness and thinks that gives him/her a pass to act like a complete scumbag********
- don't know why you think that, America is both the most amazing and most ridiculous country on earth. it's that juxtaposition that both enamours and frustrates_niko
- you're like a self destructive sibling that we love but sometimes want to strangle because of your dumb decisions that prevent you from living up to your full p_niko
- potential._niko
- I can see that. Up till your last two posts you kept telling me how funny it is to you. Try to keep that sick shit to yourself. Any other thoughts you have are********
- welcomed. If all you have to offer is smug satire than keep your fucking mouth shut pretty please********
- I don't know how i can be any more clear. The NRA's stance on mass shootings is ridiculous. The shootings themselves are tragic, stop fucking twisting shit._niko
- and if you don't like smug satire then you're totally in the wrong place, that's all QBN is. Go to the NRA Forums and circle jerk each other_niko
- pretty please_niko
- If you think that their stance is ridiculous that is your prerogative. Don't you fucking laugh though. There is nothing funny here do you understand********
- if you can't laugh at ridiculous things, what the fuck can you laugh at? Don't worry no one is going to mistaken you for a comedian, nothing funny indeed_niko
- anyway, good luck with everything, I'm going back to posting on threads about design and other amusing things._niko
- Laugh at your own misfortune and tragedy, not other peoples', that's the difference between having humility and being a peice of shit sadist, I hope that no********
- lol I can't tell if you're trolling or genuinely retarded, but you're amusing none the less. good night._niko
- *(-no) not so subtle subtlety isn't lost on you********
- Jesus niko, life is just a big laugh to you huh, murder, people being upset with you, it's a a big joke is it. You step onto the internet and you loose all huma********
- Human decency do you********
- *all a big joke********
- sarahfailin1
This is what was firing on the Afghanistan Doctors Without Borders hospital for 30 minutes, killing 8 patients and 12 doctors- Ban the military! Only Russia and radical islam can have military weapons!Hayoth
- I'm surprised anyone is alive after 30 minutes of that plane's attention.Gnash
- ^yupmoldero
- word on the street is it was because of their political opposition to tpp.yurimon
- whose opposition?Gnash
- whose word?PonyBoy
- Overwatch********
- uan1
The UK is opposing an international ban on so-called “killer robots” at a United Nations conference.
- Can't hurt our export potential now, can we?detritus
- i can see both sides of this. having known people who died in afghanistan i lean more towards the yea, sub in war robots. did't read the article btw if my comme********
- comment seems unrelated. just assuming that's the just of it********
- *jist********
- Al_dizzle1
TPP is on its way.
- Ramanisky22
- trick or treat?moldero
- fruity pebbles has that effect too********
- racistzenmasterfoo
- and how many idiots have now gone "huh huh now i gotta try this shit! #greenpoop"garbage
- eewsea_sea
- yurimon1
https://boingboing.net/2015/10/0…
a chapter on intellectual property leaked.
- _niko0
Huge blast in Turkey in their worst Terrorist attack ever, at a peace rally none the less. Crazy.
Hope Beeswax wasn't there.
- Islam a peace-loving religionutopian
- this is so tragicmonospaced
- IRNlun61
Amazing and ballsy speech.
HDP leader Selahattin Demirtas responds to prime minister Ahmet Davudoglu aftermath of bombing in Ankara, Turkey
- Gladio B in action, I'm so sick of feeling like a nutjob tin foil wearing conspiracy theorist, cue to peeps calling out islam coz it's the easiest path..GeorgesII
- link for other nutjobs: https://wikispooks.c…
https://www.corbettr…GeorgesII - it's insane that this guy can come out and publicly call out the current government for comiting these act of terrors and the vast majority of pee_on will notGeorgesII
- get it, ever.. fuck this, let me blame islamGeorgesII
- Gotta love Turks & Kurds - they're really not very good at putting up with Other People's Shit.detritus
- i agree detritus.sea_sea
