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"i'm bringing my lover/friends" when she's talking about attending a festival you'll be camping together at... and she's been all up on your cyber-jock for two years, what does this mean?
she keeps using this word "lover" instead of boyfriend. does this mean she's fair game?
don't even think about it
bring a condom.... juuuuussst in case.
it means he's not a fighter
were you planning on sharing a tent?
give her the spike spike.. or maybe its a two for one kinda deal... or it could even be another girl... kinda all wins... but most likely it will be option number 4 and you wont be getting any... ask her straight up. i would
"all up on your cyber-jock"
So ... some girl flirted with you on the internet? And you're how old, 13? If you're lucky you'll get a dry handjob, bring chapstick.
- yes i'm 13 but i read at a 16 year-old levelscarabin
- didn't you know? he's only 17monospaced
- well, I've been a professional designer since I was a tween and I well know not to overestimate cyber-banterfuturemongolian
- fair enoughscarabin
- what? who's level 17?pango
bring one of these
It means dont expect anything unless she/they start flirting with you.. then you will either be grossed out, curious or turned on.
Sounds like threesome material.
If you refer to someone else as your 'lover' in conversation it is very much flirtatious.
I thought this was the norm at your hippy love ecstasy fests anyway scarabin?... I miss those days... and I'm only 24!
boy/girl friend = in a relationship
lover = someone I bang
if you use the term cyber jock and she's still interested in you, i bet she's down for whatever.
just say "ok cool... i'll bring extra condoms you bring the extra sandwiches"
is she from Bristol or Somerset? If so, don't worry.
Ive got good news and bad news.
Good: sounds like there'll be some Chinese finger cuffs happening for you
Bad: she'll be 'strapped' and you'll be in the middle.
It's all there when you read between the lines.
- Chinese finger cuffs?pango
- Think eiffel tower; same really, minus the high-five.Jacque
- euphanism for threesome sexual position in which the woman is entered from both ends. Coined by director Kevin Smith in "Chasing Amy".
That slut is insatialble, she is especially fond of fingercuffs.Wolfboy
You may end up sleeping on a kickstand.
i think i'm gonna not get set on one dish before i reach the buffet
'lover' is very 1970s, Jackie Collins, faux-literary sounding. Is she in her 50s? Does she have a gardener?
It means lube up yer butthole.