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- milfhunter0
- I'm pretty sure these were awful when I bought them, but having just googled the taste, I'm wondering whether we got a poor batch as the ones we had...Nairn
- ...were just too sweet and had a nasty texture. Minded me of Golden Delicious. Search says they should be tart though?Nairn
- Mmm that sounds like you got bad luck with an old apple. I would def. give it a second try.milfhunter
- this is crap. a cox orange pippin shits on this interloperhans_glib
- Honey Crisp or Ambrosia for me._niko
- @hans what are you talking about? No one ever heard or talked about cox orange pippin being a good fucking apple.milfhunter
- what a sad little piece of shit:
https://encrypted-tb…milfhunter - APPLE FIGHT 2024! YAHWOOH!
Personally, i think those 'sad little pieces of shit' you posted look delicious.Nairn - Twenty years ago we were arguing Apple versus Microsoft, and now..?Nairn
- mg330
Any of you using a magic mouse on a computer with Sonoma and find that the mouse lags like hell? I've had this problem for two weeks or so. Bought a new one today and it worked great until the past 30 minutes. It's driving me insane.
- NBQ00-2
- HAYZ1LLLA0
Anyone have experience with Apple Care? I don't have it and the screen on my 2019 MBP is buggered. Colors are all over the place. Casually asked in the apple store and they said £1.5k to replace the screen and motherboard!!
Do you think I could take out Apple Care and after 60 days report the fault?
- You can only get apple care during the first year of your product, when it's still under warranty.spl33nidoru
- Also I believe apple care extends your warranty from the initial 1 year to a total of 3 years. So no luck there either.spl33nidoru
- Mother fuuuuu...HAYZ1LLLA
- Try a computer repair place that also services Macs. They can work wonders for far less $monospaced
- I know my brother did a few repairs from ebay parts. It was surprisingly cheap.AQUTE
- NBQ00-3
Apple in Talks With Google to Bring Gemini AI Features to iPhone
https://www.macrumors.com/2024/0…
What happened to Siri? Piece of shit. And they can't get it together even after scrapping the car project.
- Siri is there. Why wouldn’t you consider that this would just become a better Siri? You think Apple can’t get what together? So confused.monospaced
- The car project didn’t even affect the company’s bottom line or market performance. So why are you acting like they failed you?monospaced
- people just really don't like chabots or virtual assistants... Ai powered or not. i thought Amazon sorted it with alexa and being able to buy stuffjonny_quest_lives
- but peeps hated "her" toojonny_quest_lives
- It was reported that the late 2022/2023 Amazon tech layoffs were largely due to Alexa costing billions but not actually generating much revenue.evilpeacock
- it was literally a magical device Amazon sold at a loss that you could yell at "Alexa "Order [item]." and it would be purchased.jonny_quest_lives
- and everyone universally said "meh"jonny_quest_lives
- probably why I am so skeptical about ai powered voice assistantsjonny_quest_lives
- Mono, are you implying that Siri and Gemini will make babies?NBQ00
- I’m just saying making assumptions is just that. And Apple has equity in Siri. Makes no sense to just kill it.monospaced
- No not kill it but it will stay dumb and mediocre instead of something groundbreaking.NBQ00
- Again you speak like you already know, you don’t, and act like they failed you somehow. This is just a sign that they might improve things. Calm down.monospaced
- HAYZ1LLLA0
Why the fuck in 2024 can I not switch from front to back camera while filming video on iPhone!? Is there an actual legit reason for this?
- Its an innovation they're keeping for later. They dont want to spoil usHAL9001
- I assume the workload required to make the switch would lag SOOO it’s an apple “no go”.ideaist
- I believe it's a no go on any phone/ OSNBQ00
- because its the camera and it films at different resolutions. use a recording app and set the resolution first and you will be able to switchkingsteven
- or any other app that isn't the one that specifically records in the best quality for each camera. whatsapp, insta anything should let you flipkingsteven
- ^ this is an assumption btw. i agree that it seems daftkingsteven
- Or both at the same time!instrmntl
- Nokia 8 and others had the ability to record both front and back at the same time, but that's not quite the same thing.ephix
- It can be done when using facetime though!HAYZ1LLLA
- utopian-2
- selling machine learning as artificial intelligence is the biggest lie of allhans_glib
- ^ where the fuck did this pedantic bullshit come from. Machine learning is a field of AI. It's been called AI since the 1950s not hard to fucking understand.kingsteven
- don't get me started on how fucking stupid this video is though. how to get 12 minutes and ad revenue from "apple is using AI as a marketing term now".kingsteven
- don't forget to click that like and subscribe button though...jonny_quest_lives
- face_melter4
- you know, it does more than set timers right?monospaced
- i think he meant hot oil spray back you autistephix
- at the risk of setting timers. but yes of course it does more.ephix
- excuse me?monospaced
- No, he was talking about the timer ffs. Autist? I guess you have to be a special kind of asshole to call someone that, especially since you’re fucking wrong.monospaced
- like totally agree its stupid price for that, but as an actual functional use.. its kind of coolautoflavour
- still have zero interest in purchasingautoflavour
- my lazy ass didnt scroll far enough to see the timer. the hot oil comment still comes to play though. but i am sorry.ephix
- yeah, that's typical of a autistic cunt, to just mouth off like a spastic twit, before even bothering to comprehend something completely. Fucking assholemonospaced
- apology accepted, because you clearly can't control your severe autism and how it makes you an absolutely miserable piece of human garbage.monospaced
- NBQ00-3
Shoulda given it to us.
Apple Spent More Than $10 Billion on Apple Car Before Canceling Project
- people got paid - that's all that matters yeah?Ianbolton
- yeahNBQ00
- quick search reveals they have filed nearly 400 car related patents. i'm sure they know what they're doing.kingsteven
- It was years of R&D. It’s going to serve them well at some point I’m sure. Personally I wasn’t lookin forward to an Apple vehicle.monospaced
- They should just buy Lucid.Frosty_spl
- NBQ006
Apple has finally given up on their (autonomous) car project. So much money and they can't get it off the ground.
- It's a car though, not an airplaneprophetone
- inNOvationutopian
- They will never financially recover from this.slappy
- I smell a pivotcannonball1978
- But they have Apple Vision!utopian
- https://pbs.twimg.co…jonny_quest_lives
- Testing autonomous vehicles in a city plagued by anarchy, where residents resort to burning cars, presents significant challenges.hotroddy
- Don't they still have like $200B war chest? They can just buy the old auto industry and call it a daygrafician
- But probably margins are too low for AI cars so...they will invest in just the AI partgrafician
- hotknobby. which city?pango
- Gotta wonder... Apple usually only abandons R&D'd things if they can't get things to their standard. That's not a bad thing if it would have sucked.evilpeacock
- Yes fucknutty, it was all the random car burning that ended the project. Derp.monospaced
- And Mercedes cancelled plans to switch to full electric production by 2030.Wordsworth
- dbloc4
- he definitely won't be returning this_niko
- He’ll try...futurefood
- imbecile0
random thought. why does the os sometiimes require password over fingerprint? what layer of security does that [not] provide? anyone can type in the password. only i can unlock it with my finger.
- but but some rando ne'er-do-well might have cut your finger off and kept it in a jarhans_glib
- iOS does this too. It’s a sort of two factor thing, and I’m not really convinced it’s good. Seems to kick in when there’s a bad attempt or after a long time.monospaced
- Like, if my kids are playing with my phone, and they log a series of failed face unlocks, I inevitably have to use a password.monospaced
- So you don’t forget your passcode?nb
- Biometrics are weird, can I just point my wife’s phone at her face while she’s sleeping? I wouldn’t do that because I respect privacy but still. Seems too easynb
- not sure, maybe your phone can't be pointing downwards for just those scenarios?_niko
- I know kids who u lock phones with sleeping parentmonospaced
- don't your eyes need to be open?ephix
- ps, i know you may not care but i don't want to send comments that are shit anymore. I'm sorryephix
- You probably can’t help it because of your severe autism and your mood disorder that makes you a complete cunt of the first order. Good luck asshole. Love you.monospaced
- hehe.ephix
- sted0
- that coffeemaker like machine measures your eyeballs to help to decide what zeiss lens gets installed into this: https://i.imgur.com/…sted
- _niko-2
^ I agree, that and trying to use it as a work tool for writing emails and other nonsense is just absurd.
BUT
where I see this going in 2-5 years is nuts.
hear me out.
Imagine putting this on your head and heading out to a local pitch, then with a click of a button you're transported to Azteca stadium in '86 watching Maradona dribble through the inept England defence to score the goal of the century, or watch him out-jump a hapless Peter Shilton to score the legendary hand of god goal. imagine yourself on the pitch as you witness it first hand as if you were a player?
what about being there the night Kobe scored 82? you could be in a local gym that's transformed into the lakers arena as you witness the legendary performance not from curtsied but from the court itself.
Imagine being front row watching Freddy mercury play live aid?
what about sitting on the grassy knoll while JFK drives by, seconds before he gets blown to bits?
Imagine sitting in a bar and next to you a bunch or wise guys are asking each other how are they funny?
Through this tech and the help of AI we're not too far off.
Anyone want to invest a couple of million to make this happen? Andy oils sheikhs on here lol- or lining up with Usain Bolt as he runs the record breaking 9.58 at the olympics?_niko
- What are you, fucking five? Grow the fuck upcrazyprick
- Saying that, what about a Ted Bundy simulator?crazyprick
- what about a crazyprick getting raped in jail simulation? and you can choose bubba or tyrone...or the tossed salad man._niko
- Apple already is giving people 3D video creation tools to use with this. Just the start.monospaced
- the techbros drive to escape reality is so weird - they seem to want everyone to be distracted / insulated from what's going on around them. bizarre.hans_glib
- @_niko your stupid father would love that, faggotcrazyprick
- yeah but you'd love that more. Don't fight who you are._niko
- I don't think so. Your father is beyond faggy. It's hard to beat that old, prolapsed cunt.crazyprick
- You must be thinking of your mom_niko
- Nopecrazyprick
- Nobody putting this on is then 'heading out to a local pitch'.i_monk
- teams will. anything to get an edge, imagine replaying games inside the action vs on screen. mark my words. This is a coaches wet dream._niko
- My kid's games are already recorded using AI, it finds all the highlights and creates clips, generates stats, including heat maps, shots, possession% pass strin_niko
- ...strings and tons more. Trust me this is the next logical evolution and the tech is pretty much there._niko
- ephix0
Can you demo them at apple stores?
- jonny_quest_lives1
- He did a good and honest review. I would not buy it yetNBQ00
- https://cdn.mos.cms.…jonny_quest_lives
- https://pbs.twimg.co…jonny_quest_lives
- enjoyed the review: https://www.youtube.…jonny_quest_lives
- this guy doesn't wear glasses
https://i.imgur.com/…kingsteven - https://pbs.twimg.co…jonny_quest_lives
- i weep for the future.
I am total mac fuccboi, but have zero interest in this clusterfuckautoflavour - Version 1.0 of the hardware and the most critiqued bits of the software are still in beta.ideaist
- Civilized humans are jaded brats, like the lot of QBN!ideaist
- Most things could be improved via software updates aside from having to carry around a battery pack and the strap situation. (front heavy).kalkal
- Unless you're happy to hack it apart with a custom strap solution which chances are, you probably aren't.kalkal
- is he still wearing that fucking goofy studded wristband?face_melter
- I liked his comment and look towards the end.."who wants to use a computer that is always looking at your hands?"dee-dubs
- FOV is a bit of a shocker < 110 deg. was expecting better than that when the standard is 120 - 135 on new high end headsets.kingsteven
- Retarded faggots love to be buttfucked by Tim Cockcrazyprick
- ^ you're wearing it wrong.MrT
- $3599 for: https://pbs.twimg.co…jonny_quest_lives
- Retarded faggots love to be buttfucked by Tim Cock
Oh shit; sorry @crazyprick, didn't see you posted this first!ideaist - Great faggots think alikecrazyprick