Million-Dollar Ideas
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- Continuity0
I don't actually _have_ an idea for this (though I wish I did), but whoever finally invents a dumbbell rack for commercial gyms that prevents cunty gym-bros from racking dumbbells out of weight order would not only be filthy rich, but a fucking legend.
I'm getting a bit tired of finding 50 kg DBs where the 12s go at my gym.
- And also, that rack should prevent out of weight order racking as violently as possible.Continuity
- nfc and sets off an alarm if you put it on the wrong place.sted
- Maybe a hatch opens in the ceiling when the alarm goes off, and the gym-bro gets something dumped on him?Continuity
- a bag of stupid ideas or what?
an annoying sound what the entire gym can hear would be perfectly enough.sted
- sted3
ai video avatar connected with the device input (touch, mouse and keyboard) to fake activity for remote workers.
go.- https://www.macrorec… for mouse movement. then record a USB webcam to a video file, then replay video file back to USB webcam withmonNom
- one of these https://www.amazon.c…monNom
- Nairn0
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- SimonFFM11
One day, I will make a YouTube channel where I will be baking apple pie. I thought about baking with models, but I think I'll just do it by myself.
In case you doubt this is a million dollar idea, you haven't eaten the tastiest apple pie in the world yet.
- from scratch? Because that would be something..inv
- https://www.goodread…inv
- Of course from scratch. What do you mean? Growing apples and stuff?SimonFFM
- Ah, so, this guy could become my first subscriber. (Naivety helps)SimonFFM
- can i contribute with my granny drake's west of england pud?hans_glib
- You're very welcome to do so, but it will take until I have a new home (new kitchen), before I will start my channel.SimonFFM
- please share this recipeBuddhaHat
- My wife works distributing apples (and other fruits), they have one of the best varieties for making pies (Malus domestica), if you are looking for a partner...OBBTKN
- There's stoner cooking series on Netflix etc. Pretty sure apple pie baking with hot models could easily get higher ratings. you have to do it with models!microkorg
- @obbtkn always interested, because the apples make a difference, too. Right now, I use 2 - 3 different ones in my pie.SimonFFM
- @microkorg I thought it was a crazy idea to do it with models, but why not.SimonFFM
- I am also not seriously thinking of earning money with it. I just thought, it could be fun.SimonFFM
- Babish all over againmisterhow
- so if im getting it right. you only going to bake apple pies?milfhunter
- Yes, only apple pies. Actually I wanted to bake only 1 apple pie, because it's the best. But it might bore the audience, if it's the same apple pie all the timeSimonFFM
- ring the changes and you'll be fine: top down, bottom up, side view, camera in pie dish, knolled, etc etchans_glib
- I like itcrazyprick
- share the recipe here first! I live in orchard country, would love to try an English versioncanoe
- If you had an assistant video you on shoots, you did some narration over the top, interviewed the girls. Pixelate the bits. Would be a hit on Youtube for sure.shapesalad
- If it's the same pie, you could change out the model/guest making it for each episode. Then you taste test it at the end for final judgement.koma_
- I cannot share the recipe yet. It’s on YT already but in a very shitty grandma-housewife (no offense) style. Mine will have to be better.SimonFFM
- You could also do it in episodes. Very looooong ASMR films of one component of the prep and baking. Like that 45 min film of the guy polishing a Leica camera.Continuity
- I'd assume you are a master at Cherry pie.. ;)hydro74
- Who will fuck the pie at the end?crazyprick
- https://static01.nyt…pango
- But... Apple pie is like a 4 ingredient recipe: Apples, Flour, Butter, Sugar. What's so special about it? It's not hard to mess up.shapesalad
- You could add a pinch of salt to the pastry if you wanted to get fancy.shapesalad
- It's all about the ingredients - the best butter, the best organic flour and apples.shapesalad
- And the best pinch of saltcrazyprick
- Yes, it’s simple. But so delicious. Pinch of salt for sure. Thanks for your input, guys!SimonFFM
- If you want to make an apple pie from scratch: https://www.youtube.…jagara
- ^ this, only a bit differentSimonFFM
- scarabin3
A tattoo printer.
AI can design shit but you still need a human to put it on your skin. This printer will auto-select the appropriate needle cartridges and inks to print any design into your filthy hide
- Nairn0
one for you blue shirts out there?
- dasohr0
Pills that are easy to swallow.
- sted3
shazam for perfumes.
- hydro744
- Drive one home.
Shift into over drive.CyBrainX - It'll work in a pinch.CyBrainX
- It can handle a payload.CyBrainX
- Try not to leave skid marks.CyBrainX
- I invented this as a kid. Story is a bit longer. My grandpa fooled me and yada yada, I came up with this idea and wonder why it has never been executed.SimonFFM
- Especially since there are toilets like this: https://www.cinderel…SimonFFM
- Drive one home.
- Nairn0
ChimichurriMayo.
- microkorg2
Sticker maker to sit beside the fridge.
At the touch of a button it prints out the date on a sticker to stick on foods so you know when you opened them.- https://www.google.c…imbecile
- Had a similar idea - elastic band you could wrap around jars or packets with a device (like a combination lock) that lets you set the date. Reusable FTW.mort_
- How fucking retarded are you folks to not know when food's gone bad?palimpsest
- Problem's more with cooked leftovers. Sometimes we forget "when shit's from" which with a kid, as i'm sure you know, is something you need to be careful with.Nairn
- Are there 'natural' crayons? Something like that, to write on jars or tupperware, might be a good compromise.Nairn
- Of course there are
https://www.thenatur…Nairn - iwtf this is so simple:
is it mouldy?
yes - scrape mould and eat
no - eathans_glib
- Nairn0
A well-thought cooker timer app, with dropdowns/editable entries for different aspects of a meal - potatoes, veggies, meat, sauce, etc.
- hydro741
Direct Message Email App
An app that let's you take all your DM's from Insta, Linked, Facebook, etc. and drops them into one space for you to answer or mostly ignore...
I have clients hitting me up via DM's. what are you, 12?
- Get yourself a blackberry from 10 years ago.
https://www.youtube.…monNom - If you need to reply to your Instas that's on you!palimpsest
- Get yourself a blackberry from 10 years ago.
- shapesalad1
A Metaverse weather app...
Could be actual - using real metaverse geolocations.
Better to be a reskin of a normal iPhone weather app, but with meta related graphics and themes - raining pixels etc...
- https://www.metaweat…sted
- ...with sun/rain instead of like/dislike buttons to keep the crowds engaged.uan
- actually... genius. for a extra .2 ETH a month, get GODMODE to control the weatherhydro74
- but you actually buy an area where you can control the weather, and its center is over your head. sure you can expand that area by adding more money.sted
- scarabin2
scratch-off lottery tickets at convenience stores with all profits going to a specific charity, civic project, political party, or cause of the day
- maquito5
A city entirely made out of plastic from the trash islands floating around the oceans.