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- SimonFFM11
One day, I will make a YouTube channel where I will be baking apple pie. I thought about baking with models, but I think I'll just do it by myself.
In case you doubt this is a million dollar idea, you haven't eaten the tastiest apple pie in the world yet.
- from scratch? Because that would be something..inv
- https://www.goodread…inv
- Of course from scratch. What do you mean? Growing apples and stuff?SimonFFM
- Ah, so, this guy could become my first subscriber. (Naivety helps)SimonFFM
- can i contribute with my granny drake's west of england pud?hans_glib
- You're very welcome to do so, but it will take until I have a new home (new kitchen), before I will start my channel.SimonFFM
- please share this recipeBuddhaHat
- My wife works distributing apples (and other fruits), they have one of the best varieties for making pies (Malus domestica), if you are looking for a partner...OBBTKN
- There's stoner cooking series on Netflix etc. Pretty sure apple pie baking with hot models could easily get higher ratings. you have to do it with models!microkorg
- @obbtkn always interested, because the apples make a difference, too. Right now, I use 2 - 3 different ones in my pie.SimonFFM
- @microkorg I thought it was a crazy idea to do it with models, but why not.SimonFFM
- I am also not seriously thinking of earning money with it. I just thought, it could be fun.SimonFFM
- Babish all over againmisterhow
- so if im getting it right. you only going to bake apple pies?milfhunter
- Yes, only apple pies. Actually I wanted to bake only 1 apple pie, because it's the best. But it might bore the audience, if it's the same apple pie all the timeSimonFFM
- ring the changes and you'll be fine: top down, bottom up, side view, camera in pie dish, knolled, etc etchans_glib
- I like itcrazyprick
- share the recipe here first! I live in orchard country, would love to try an English versioncanoe
- If you had an assistant video you on shoots, you did some narration over the top, interviewed the girls. Pixelate the bits. Would be a hit on Youtube for sure.shapesalad
- If it's the same pie, you could change out the model/guest making it for each episode. Then you taste test it at the end for final judgement.koma_
- I cannot share the recipe yet. It’s on YT already but in a very shitty grandma-housewife (no offense) style. Mine will have to be better.SimonFFM
- You could also do it in episodes. Very looooong ASMR films of one component of the prep and baking. Like that 45 min film of the guy polishing a Leica camera.Continuity
- I'd assume you are a master at Cherry pie.. ;)hydro74
- Who will fuck the pie at the end?crazyprick
- https://static01.nyt…pango
- But... Apple pie is like a 4 ingredient recipe: Apples, Flour, Butter, Sugar. What's so special about it? It's not hard to mess up.shapesalad
- You could add a pinch of salt to the pastry if you wanted to get fancy.shapesalad
- It's all about the ingredients - the best butter, the best organic flour and apples.shapesalad
- And the best pinch of saltcrazyprick
- Yes, it’s simple. But so delicious. Pinch of salt for sure. Thanks for your input, guys!SimonFFM
- If you want to make an apple pie from scratch: https://www.youtube.…jagara
- ^ this, only a bit differentSimonFFM
- nb5
1. Get rich trading crypto
2. Buy QBN
3. Make QBN great again- 4. Or die tryingApeRobot
- How much does QBN cost in these daysdrgs
- £2.50hans_glib
- This is a million-dollar idea in that will cost you a million dollars of your moneynb
- #soonBennn
- Bennn is already done with step 1.Krassy
- +1 ApeRobotoey_oey
- Name your priceQBN
- ah! :DBennn
- £10k, and you can maintain ownership of the QBN.com domain but license its use, at cost, for the duration I keep the site running.Nairn
- I can sell you the NFT for QBN. Fax meKrassy
- hahahaNairn
- A buck three-eightytimeless
- scarabin8
This Smells Like My Penis™ candles
- But will they explode?helloeatbreathedrive
- Haha. "You can't beat an exploding penis" G.PaltrowIanbolton
- this idea smells like a Gwyneth Paltrow lawsuit thoKrassy
- This Smells Like a Lawsuit™ candlesscarabin
- ^no H3 made & sold a "This smells like my butthole" candle making fun of Gwyneth Paltrows' pussy candleGuyFawkes
- Lol!scarabin
- hokay so Gwyneth Paltrows' exploding Penis™ Lawsuit™ candlested
- Lol @stedOBBTKN
- face_melter7
Books in a syringe.
No-one can honestly be fucked grinding through a book series like Dune after enduring the first one. Even the audiobooks are life-crushing am-dram torture and should be classed as a war crime. Imagine you could experience books at the blink of an eye - being at a party and casually dropping '...well, yes, I have read all the Tom Clancy novels if you must know.' You will be a golden god.
So. If you really must know if Leto 2: The Worm-meister gets his tiny worm-cock sucked by his great-great-great-great-great-gr... granddaughter or yet another Idaho clone discovers banana wine and the wretched npr tiny desk acoustic sets and spends an entire novel in his cupboard being ~emotional~ then books in a syringe are for you.
Entire book series condensed into liquid form, held in suspension, ready to be injected, injested, and infect your body like little word cancer.
Don't ask about the science - it doesn't exist. I'm just an ideas man, man. The boffins do their magic. We have a guy from MIT who used to design ray guns and has a tattoo of R2D2 in lingerie and some nerd from JPL who glued tiny rockets to mice and used them as squeaking fireworks. Look, we have a solid team, right?
Books. In a syringe. All of the knowledge with none of the tedium - why waste time reading when you could be riding horses, hiking, jogging, and dancing in complete confidence. WHOOOOOAAAAAOOOAH! BODYFORM FOR YyyooooOOOUUUUuuu!
Check it.
- Lol!mort_
- ExcellentGnash
- Ask Elon, he’s doing the brain implant thingy. Maybe we can just download them books in our brains soon.NBQ00
- https://www.blinkist…BaskerviIle
- *rolls up sleeve*scarabin
- sounds like total recallRaybandana
- I know Kung fumonospaced
- "books in a syringe are for you"
assumes the existence of having opposite effect vaccine what removes all knowledge and leaves only the basic functions.sted - ^. Already exists, it’s called, TwitterGnash
- scarabin10
Put cocaine in toothpaste so nobody forgets to brush
- maquito5
A city entirely made out of plastic from the trash islands floating around the oceans.
- scarabin5
A movie player feature that allows you to change the actor playing any character to someone else. It just deepfakes it on the fly. Don’t like any of the cast? Change them all. Have everyone played by Mr Bean. Cancel pedos. Give old movies modern actors.
- This will happenmonospaced
- Apocalypse Now starring (only) Mr. Beanprophetone
- Put yourself in the moviedrgs
- Cancel pedos? Haha. Deep fakes is perfect for themIanbolton
- + a special version for pedos. They have money, tooscarabin
- I also want to see a “colorize” button that uses AI to colorize old movies you’re watching in real timescarabin
- rzu-rzu3
human flavored vegan burgers made of whatever vegan burgers are made of, but with artificial flavoring that tastes like human meat. I'd buy one for, say, 5$
- Iain M Banks mooted as much in a story in The State of the Art, wherein aliens culture meat from samples taken from presidents and such, to eat.Nairn
- Sad to tell you that idea lived and died over a decade ago. Was too expensive to produce.garbage
- https://en.wikipedia…garbage
- @garbage darn it, I missed out!rzu-rzu
- Never give up!garbage
- Why settle for the fake stuff?
3D print human meat to avoid legal issues. Sell it for 10$. I'll take 50%.palimpsest - Human meat apparently tastes like pork. So just have a pork burger.jagara
- It's not about the taste, it's about the status.palimpsest
- Do it with celebrity DNA so i can taste that Kevin Baconscarabin
- ^ lolgarbage
- Raybandana4
A casino that uses fried chicken as its currency.
- Also another way to explain Bitcoinskoma_
- hahaRaybandana
- lollhelloeatbreathedrive
- LolGuyFawkes
- microkorg2
Sticker maker to sit beside the fridge.
At the touch of a button it prints out the date on a sticker to stick on foods so you know when you opened them.- https://www.google.c…imbecile
- Had a similar idea - elastic band you could wrap around jars or packets with a device (like a combination lock) that lets you set the date. Reusable FTW.mort_
- How fucking retarded are you folks to not know when food's gone bad?palimpsest
- Problem's more with cooked leftovers. Sometimes we forget "when shit's from" which with a kid, as i'm sure you know, is something you need to be careful with.Nairn
- Are there 'natural' crayons? Something like that, to write on jars or tupperware, might be a good compromise.Nairn
- Of course there are
https://www.thenatur…Nairn - iwtf this is so simple:
is it mouldy?
yes - scrape mould and eat
no - eathans_glib
- rattail5
breast implants that includes a Square Chip reader for strippers so you can tip with your apple watch or phone and not get charged the crazy ATM fees at strip joints.
- A bluetooth speaker in each boob so she becomes a mobile operationscarabin
- cleavage card swipe?cannonball1978
- shapesalad3
Create an incredibly well designed crypto coin trading platform.
Beautiful typography, ui, ux, across all platforms. Totally reimagined charting tools. Hire the worlds most expensive and talented UX/UI designers.
Charge 0.01% on transactions.
Profit.
Basically provide very nice shovels for the gold rush.
- I'm looking for a platform to trade on, Binance is fugly. Bitpanda is limiting and childish. Nothing professional + stylish.shapesalad
- phemex?uan
- < this.inteliboy
- They are all missing the convenience of an on chart buy and sell orders like in Metatrader. I still sometimes use MT for crypto purchases for this reasonBeeswax
- entering values, especially crypto with tons of digits is very risky. AN on chart buy sell will fix all these problemsBeeswax
- You can workaround this problem if Tradingview API is supported by your exchange but not sure how well it works.Beeswax
- Raybandana5
A shazam for farts. Track your digestive health based on the sound of your farts.
- 2.0 is underwear with censors.Raybandana
- sensors*Raybandana
- iWood.utopian
- hydro744
- Drive one home.
Shift into over drive.CyBrainX - It'll work in a pinch.CyBrainX
- It can handle a payload.CyBrainX
- Try not to leave skid marks.CyBrainX
- I invented this as a kid. Story is a bit longer. My grandpa fooled me and yada yada, I came up with this idea and wonder why it has never been executed.SimonFFM
- Especially since there are toilets like this: https://www.cinderel…SimonFFM
- Drive one home.
- lnu4
- colin_s2
I had an idea for an app that would be kind of like a real time posting board but limited by geolocated bursts.
I got the idea sitting in Boston Common a few years back with my camera, thinking, "I wish I could just send a text burst out that says anyone in Boston Common who wants a portrait taken, ping me."
Then I thought how this would translate pretty well to things like festivals (musicians could do things like "acoustic set here!" or concert-goers can meet up for drugs), protests, or just large urban environments with retail centers that would constantly use it for advertising sales
Anyway I figure it works on multiple levels of potential revenue, and the people I've talked with about it say the angle to play for getting VC would be to have a specific target market to try it out on.
Of course the pandemic happened but I think once people can gather again it's not the worst idea.
- would be great for at the protests toografician
- Airdrop ads?scarabin
- You can geofence your media buys, you're basically just advertising in an area at a specific time. Besides, who would install that app? it has to be OS level tozarkonite
- get enough reach.zarkonite
- Imagine getting a thousand shitty notifications such as “ anyone in Boston Common who wants a portrait taken, ping me.” yechnb
- scarabin2
Open a store across from Trader Joe’s called Traitor Joes, where everything is 10% cheaper
- Staffed entirely by TJ’s disgruntled ex-employeesscarabin
- Or one called Crater Joes that sells explosives so you can annihilate Trader Joe's.face_melter
- Or a "Whole Paycheck" across from Whole Foods where people spend 10% more to shop there ironically. Staffed entirely by Whole Foods' opportunistic ex-employeesSteveJobs
- 1/2 foodsGuyFawkes