Dis or Dat?
Dis or Dat?
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- utopian3
- L B Asarahfailin
- batshit crazy Brittney vs possessed Brittney?_niko
- Dat short-circuiting fembotYakuZoku
- I wish I was rich enough to swap out all the furniture between my dancing snapchats.Akagiyama
- lock it upNBQ00
- This is embarrasing, poor girlOBBTKN
- The meth rumours were truedrgs
- still richer than all of us combined tho.pango
- still wood.jagara
- sadly, she took so much meds in the last years, her brain is probably affectedben98
- Full on Mental Bonkerz.
I’ll go with, hmmmmmmm DISRamanisky2 - Go Brittney, let that freak flag fly!necromation
- Dat? can any human move that fast?futurefood
- So that is what the girls look like when the lights go up at a strip club...hydro74
- Lol_niko
- Where can I get the boots in Dis?
Asking for a friendskinny_puppy - the stench of cigarette in her hairmaquito
- jagara
- scarabin5
- using a cart is a family affair. buying fresh produce regularly requires nothing more than the basket. that said, you can commit murder if you return the cart.imbecile
- "The shopping cart theory states that people who are "innately good" will return a shopping cart to its resting place, while those who aren't won't."imbecile
- so, just return the cart and you're free to be a complete piece of shit in all other aspects of life.imbecile
- https://www.youtube.…_niko
- FWIW, DIS.Continuity
- I always bring my shit back ever since i seen this channel: https://www.youtube.…YakuZoku
- If "gaining nothing" for yourself is something to factor into something as simple as this, you probably need to do some soul-searching.garbage
- Emphatic DIS with the bonus fun of riding a cart into the stacks.garbage
- I push the shopping cart into traffic while the employee who collects carts is on break and then punch the sanctimonious cartoonist in the nuts.cannonball1978
- We need china style social credit system for these peopleBeeswax
- I ALWAYS return the cart.Ramanisky2
- Folks who don't return the cart rank right up there with movie theater talkers and pedophiles.Akagiyama
- ^ don't forget those who leave their drink cups and popcorn mess all over the place. Fuck those pigs.Ramanisky2
- DISutopian
- on the flip, if there is a cart out in no mans land where you parked would you bring it to the corral as you head to the storefront?Squiddy
- ^ I’ve done that before but not always.Ramanisky2
- CART NARCS FTWelahon
- DIS.
The fact that most people won't is a microcosm of how awful humanity is.CyBrainX - I always return it, and I disintegrate with my eyes those who don't, and I can tell you that it worksOBBTKN
- hydro744
- DIS: *pages continuity
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DAT: Gives the Worst blowjobs. All teeth.Nairn - DAT. skeleton face but smoking body = crazy in bed_niko
- dat from behindoey_oey
- dis if on top, missionary or oraloey_oey
- Drgs is down with DISutopian
- Fo shodrgs
- https://i.redd.it/1b…YakuZoku
- Nairn called it, DIS all day.Continuity
- DAT, I could fuck here eyeholescrazyprick
- her*crazyprick
- datpango
- Dis. Dat looks like a visit to the emergency room.Akagiyama
- datApeRobot
- emergency is the goalpango
- DIS DEN DATrobthelad
- I want to build a life with Dat, she seems fun. Dis is a roided out Femnazi Karen.garbage
- DAT is the real deal,
DIS is just a dude with a wig.sted - All of you choosing DAT must *really* love toothy blowjobs. Toothjobs?Continuity
- obviously you never witnessed DAT ass,
the excess holes made you jelly.sted - Given she's got a skull for a face, who's to say that all that fine-looking bod isn't just decaying, decrepit rot, borderline jelly from putrefaction?Nairn
- It's always sex with you guys. You can't tell me DIS isn't an absolute bore.garbage
- SHE-MANjagara
- DIS: *pages continuity
- scarabin1
- DatYakuZoku
- DisPonyBoy
- DAT. How is DIS not uncomfortable??Akagiyama
- Where's the QBN edition with a cuck cage & lock?NBQ00
- Disdrgs
- start with dis and slowing turn into dat. gotta air out both sides.pango
- Start dis, and eventually go to the left, cos apparently, that's just how it goes with me.Continuity
- I think it depends on underwear, trunks - dis, boxers - datdrgs
- Dis, and a little to the left.stewart
- Thew new series of Stranger Things took a weird turn.Nairn
- Dat, however dis if you get a hard-on at the office.jagara
- I think it was hans who — helpfully — once told me that one doesn't 'hang' in a certain direction, but rather 'dresses' in a certain direction.Continuity
- e.g.: I dress left.
The More You Know ★Continuity - I had no idea some people try to do dis on the regular. Wow. Dat is all that works man.monospaced
- I dress left as well. According to the tailor. Dis is just for boner time.monospaced
- i try to make it slowly do several clockwise motion during the day.pango
- I have to swap dressing left / right during the day. It's really fucking annoying.garbage
- wtf is Dis?Fax_Benson
- If i go w/ 'dat' I'm stuck between my thighs... Dis (and to the left) till I die. <3PonyBoy
- I go left with a boner. going up (into your waistband??) is just asking for an accidental flop-outscarabin
- why is left more common? something to do with being right-handed?scarabin
- Nope. I go right actually. HHa.monospaced
- Artificial Intelligence threadnb
- Dis on bike, dat on jeansOBBTKN
- I tuck it between my ass cheeks.palimpsest
- I let it run free, dick cage isn't my style.sted
- I also tuck it between palimpsest’s asscheeksscarabin
- My dick serves as a sheath for scarabin's dick. Both kept warm by my ass cheeks.palimpsest
- Akagiyama0
- Datscarabin
- DisNBQ00
- Melons sucksausages
- Both are good, but serve chilledjagara
- And for the love of god avoid https://resources.ed…jagara
- Disthumb_screws
- I refuse to choose.oey_oey
- Good question though ;-)oey_oey
- Both are excellent with quality hams.Continuity
- watermelonmilfhunter
- Dis slightly I think_niko
- I'm with sausages. melons SUCKletterhead
- dispango
- Dis, with saltmaquito
- DATRamanisky2
- Im with Continuity on this one.islandbridge
- wait... you eat that with ham?!?!pango
- Here, pango.
https://www.recipesf…Continuity - ya that feels weird. and people got problem with pineapple on pizza!!!pango
- Dis al daymonospaced
- Not just any ham. Pharma ham.islandbridge
- Dis and with ham if it's going! I'll raise your ham with watermelon curry oh yeah.MrT
- Dis and don't be so stupid that you eat DAT.
DAT is good for vodka and whiskeysted - ahaha salt and ham so weird, i'm going to try these :Dsted
- These are the worst and cheapest fruits. You can tell by the disproportionate percentage of both of them in fruit salads.CyBrainX
- Continuity8
- Yikesutopian
- lolYakuZoku
- DAAAAATRamanisky2
- Porque no los dos?Akagiyama
- None, celibacyOBBTKN
- datApeRobot
- Dat, and then asking Dat to rid the world of Dis.CyBrainX
- Who's the first one? How do you know she's not packing heat under that dowdy mess?Nairn
- This isn't even a HARD choicenecromation
- DIS but then constantly berate why she isn't DATfuturefood
- flol w/futurefoodNairn
- notype0
- disbezoar
- discolin_s
- datGuyFawkes
- Dat. I have not own a microwave for years. Don't miss it. Except when I need to reheat pizza. Then I remembered I have an oven.pango
- Dat makes food taste better.
Dis makes food taste like plastic.pango - Dat is always a better option for me.capn_ron
- Dis. I like it moist.fyoucher1
- dat... never EVER dis... not even allowed in our homePonyBoy
- dis just to make it a near tie. 3/4
just to make a tie, mahahaa!notype - Dat, always.Continuity
- Microwaves = cancerset
- Don't think that there are evidence microwave has directly cause anyone cancer yet. But it sure is bad.pango
- Can't make maruchan yakisoba with datbezoar
- people still use microwaves?inteliboy
- Convection = Autismutopian
- toaster oven or gtfoimbecile
- DatBabySnakes
- Microwaved foods change your blood chemistry. It breaks chemical and molecular bonds disrupting the basic biochemical structures...set
- ... of your food. Plus exposure to microwaves to the body is proven to damage it... A lot of them leakset
- You're welcome to use one but I certainly won't..set
- don't heat your food at all, heat alters the chemical and molecular bonds in your food altering it's biochemical structures, can't be any good.uan
- That's just dumb. Do you have any idea what microwave radiation is?set
- http://www.nytimes.c…drgs
- People that think microwaves are harmful probably also think organic produce is healthier.HijoDMaite
- dat </discussion>chukkaphob
- yup. i don't buy can food as well. unless i ran out of money...pango
- Microwave radiation is everywhere and at higher frequencies than ovens. Good luck avoiding itface_melter
- Organic produce isn't sprayed with poisonous glyphosate. So I guess you're retarded on both countsset
- Certainly in the UK. I can't speak for that backward hell hole over the pond.set
- Hijo congratulations on saying literally the most inbred retarded thing I've ever read on qbnset
- So Set, according to your logic people must be dying or getting sick all over world from this poison right?HijoDMaite
- Oh well, bummer for all those that don't have access to Whole Foods or the $$ to spend on organic.HijoDMaite
- Bummer indeed. Are you telling me you're somehow unaware of the astonishing number of people that are unwell...?set
- Do you think everyone is healthy? What planet are you on?set
- Stay on topic, of course people are aren't all healthy everywhere. That's foolish.HijoDMaite
- No long term studies to prove what you say, so all you're doing is spending money on a belief. It's your money have at it.HijoDMaite
- If you think eating food sprayed with literal poison isn't worse than eating food that isn't sprayed work poison then carry onset
- I don't need a long term study to know that for covered in chemicals that kill bugs and animals isn't going to be good for meset
- NO NUKES!moldero
- Food covered in *set
- You're welcome to carry on eating it and microwaving your food. Darwinism at it's finest.set
- Please excuse my terrible phone typingset
- Obviously we all eat it, it's impossible to avoid completely, but to defend and encourage it is a whole new level of stupidset
- a good dat is $300+ more than dis. holy hot debate though! i thought convection would be hands down. learned something.notype
- had to buy a hot water bottle bc i have a sports injury i need to apply heat to (no rice in the sock in the mic trick, just about the only thing its good for)notype
- admittedly i use it at work, and did when i lived in my apartment prior, super convenient, but there's a clear danger. i left the room when cooking in there...notype
- not sure what good that did. i know some people who would stand up right in front of it (at work) :/
don't do it pango!notype - They are supposed to contain the radiation but I doubt most do it properlyset
- What? I don't have dis. Only that.pango
- imbecile2
- datYakuZoku
- DISOBBTKN
- neither of these.sarahfailin
- Dis for looks, dat for function.
Dat you can lean a sheet of plywood on the end cap, then slide it up without touching the car. The wings give you a lash point.monNom - Dat. What monNom said. The extended pieces make it easier to lash items onto the roof.skinny_puppy
- ^ Dat, you can tie around the ends for extra secure fixing. Also, the profile on that looks like a down-turned wing, so perhaps extra traction?Nairn
- Dis. I'm tall and getting out of cars is already a chore. Friend of mine had Dat, and Dat introduced itself to my dome multiple times.garbage
- ^OBBTKN
- An easy Dis as my Outback has them stock installed.ideaist
- Dat is so much more functional.utopian
- datpango
- I have dat on my jeep, able to get two bike racks and a canoe in the middle.canoe
- ^ user name checks out?pango
- look for: Thule WingBar Evo Roof Bars
and Thule T-Tack adapter kitsted - That photo wasn’t available. I’ll only be buying Thule. Chart says I need 43”, but support says 50” would work. Or the probar for ultimate width, not a wing thoimbecile
- Dat. More useable space is always better.lemmy_k
- dat. what mono saidcannonball1978
- ^monNompango
- moldero18
- jagara1
In the shower, do you wash with soap:
DIS: just "the areas": feet, crotch, bum-bum, armpits, hair
DAT: full body
- Please, I need to know thisjagara
- DATrobthelad
- Dis: the internet told me so:
https://www.youtube.…milfhunter - Never saw the idea in DAT. Do you get smelly elbows? Smelly calves?jagara
- Normally DIS for around 8 years. Before I did DAT. I also do DAT for specific situations like working in a construction site in the Summer.oey_oey
- Dat. But hair with shampoo, please!OBBTKN
- Only using shampoo once every 2 weeks.milfhunter
- @OBBTKN Sure, obvijagara
- What I want to know is how you avoid from getting soap in certain parts of your body? Do you duct tape those parts off? How are y'all taking showers?palimpsest
- Dat with occasional shampoo regimentbezoar
- How is this even a question? Shampoo sets in, whatever face shit you've got going on. Full body scrub, then let gravity do the rinsing.garbage
- The only way I can picture DIS is if you have shit water pressure and one of those "my landlord bought this" shower heads.garbage
- Or duct tape, don't forget the duct tape.palimpsest
- piss over your legs and it cleans naturallymilfhunter
- When I was a kid, I got a nasty jellyfish sting. My family was like "pee on it, it will stop the pain!" Spoiler, that's a myth and does fuckall for the pain.garbage
- So even young me had serious doubts about the curative qualities of piss.garbage
- Sometimes a whore's bath will just do.Wordsworth
- FFS today for the first time ever I scrubbed behind my knees thanks to this offing thread lol. will not do again, so weird_niko
- lol at this stupid idea that you only need to wash areas that get stinky naturally and just leave everything else alonemonospaced
- of course dat, clean everything you damn dirty apesmonospaced
- DIS to keep skin microbiomeYakuZoku
- hair = full body, sotimeless
- Full only when I train and sweat a lot. Otherwise i target the areasHAL9001
- What about your feet? Do you clean and look after yours properly? They do all the work, aside from arses which we sit on all day and some use for communication.MrT
- sarahfailin3
DIS: Wallet in back pocket
DAT: Wallet in front pocket- DAT: FRONT
-easier to keep en eye on
-less of a chance to fall out
-won't fuck with your sciatic nerveAkagiyama - No wallet at all. I use debit & credit cards on my phone with NFC and only occasionally carry a debit card as a back up just in case.NBQ00
- DIS - because I love when pickpockets grab my ass.utopian
- DatYakuZoku
- Front!!! always front.Ramanisky2
- Dot: No wallet. Card in front watch pocket, phone in other front pocket.Nairn
- Front.hydro74
- front (if i have one on me at all) to stop the trousers from constantly sliding down from the waistscruffics
- i lost my wallet today.sted
- but DATsted
- I have eternally sone DIS.robthelad
- Dat if i don't carry a backpack, which is almost always. So dat if i go out.jagara
- Used to be DAT now I'm DISAQUTE
- DIS. A wallet in the front pocket is inconceivably wrong.CyBrainX
- If it was inconcievably wrong, how would you know it was wrong?Nairn
- Depends on the wallet size. Fine in front if small.jagara
- DAT: FRONT
- PonyBoy5
DIS: Be really lucky.
DAT: Be really smart.
- I'd like to say dat but if you want success and riches in this world it's unfortunately DIS_niko
- I do a lot of dumb shit so DATYakuZoku
- I do a lot of smart shit so DISutopian
- hahaYakuZoku
- If I can keep my existing 145 IQ, Dis. Otherwise, with Dat I can make my own luck.jagara
- smart to be lucky.. lucky to be smart... is that a zen thing...neverscared
- Disdrgs
- DISAkagiyama
- dismilfhunter
- DIS: Win the lottery, invest it all on crypto.palimpsest
- Dis, seen a lot of smart people be unhappy, and finding the one you love can be a game of chance.Nutter
- Difinitily Dis.Nairn
- Ramanisky24
- dismoldero
- oh that's a good one and datsted
- Oh god, dat.Continuity
- the white oneRealDonaldTrump
- "The white one is the right one"
- Donald J. Trumputopian - dis. dat looks like you'll slowly rot on her insecurities and daddy issues.mekk
- Datrobthelad
- I don't know who they are but dis by a landslide.CyBrainX
- Dispango
- Both.ArmandoEstrada
- CyBrainX
http://www.youtube.c…Ramanisky2 - I dont like black girlsDiIlinger
- not being racist, just sayingDiIlinger
- Ohh DillRamanisky2
- they smell funnyDiIlinger
- "not being racist" and yet you did lolpango
- Dat no question. So hot.cannonball1978
- lol mekk
dis for sureset
- Akagiyama0
- HendrixContinuity
- Jimi obvGardener
- None of the above.utopian
- Jimi 100%YakuZoku
- jimi nobrainerhans_glib
- kurt cocainemilfhunter
- They're all dead....oey_oey
- Besides, in which of these concerts can you dance?oey_oey
- Men Without Hats FTW!palimpsest
- Where do the boys go?Continuity
- Left four, if we’re doing halvsiesimbecile
- Nirvanasection_014
- probably Bob Marley. Jimi's a close second.exador1
- Jimi all day longBaskerviIle
- Marleycannonball1978
- Jimi but hard punches for the people who think it's ok to include Michael Jackson in any of these.CyBrainX
- how so? MJ would be insane to see live in his heydayinteliboy
- Jimi. Seen half of the others, signs you're getting old etc.MrT
- Akagiyama0
- Datdrgs
- Onion ringslemmy_k
- depends on the context but mostly dat despite being Britishfadein11
- Dat if they’re crispy, dis if they’re notscarabin
- Dat.Wordsworth
- Dat cuz Dis can be on the dry sideGuyFawkes
- Out of these two, DAT, but British-style fat 'fries' are a different beast to DIS and if here, I'd choose those over any.Nairn
- Big fat chips done well, esp if double/triple fried. Crispy as hell outside, fluffy inside are heaven. Just had some tonight.microkorg
- But Dat for having with burgersmicrokorg
- DATbabydick
- microkorg's first comment nailed itPonyBoy
- dis with a steak, dat with a burgerutopian
- dat with hummus and hot sauce, no tomato jelly.garbage
- d a tPioneerDJ303
- Shoe Strings FTWfooler
- ...and what Utopian said!microkorg
- datsection_014
- DATmilfhunter
- Continuity1
- c.Nairn
- I'd rather dieoey_oey
- I'd rather beat off to Borat.utopian
- dis, you big babiesimbecile
- . Just flick off the pineapple.jtb26
- Hawaiian pizza is like the fourth best pizza of allnb
- Dis pizza snobssea_sea
- dat is a fartpartysted
- dis
weren't you from canada?pango - I was born there, yeah. Not quite sure what that's got to with anything, though.Continuity
- I like pizza HawaiiCalderone2000
- canadian bacon is a pretty easy connection to make to canada. i'm concerned you didn't make itimbecile
- Probably because I wss never a big fan of back bacon/peameal bacon (as it's called in Canada) to begin with.Continuity
- (The exception, however, is UK back bacon. That stuff is magnificent.)Continuity
- Didn’t have a Pizza Hawaii in years. Looks yummy!SimonFFM
- Freaks.Continuity
- Lol
Cuz Hawaiian pizza is a Canadian thing.pango - Err ... it's everywhere, pango ...Continuity
- Dis but i’ve had broccolini on pizza and it’s greatscarabin
- Invented by Greek dudes from my hometown of Chatham, Ontario, Canada: https://en.m.wikiped…. I have it often at the restaurant.ideaist
- dat! I don't eat meat :p broccoli is good and good FOR you!sarahfailin
- Broccoli's one of my favourite vegetables, but it has no business on a pizza. At least, in <that sort of quantity. I could imagine finely grinding the floretsNairn
- Akagiyama2
- daaatscarabin
- though both of those need workscarabin
- dat, but bote doze look like shitmoldero
- "the other".VectorMasked
- the "real" other.VectorMasked
- disimbecile
- https://www.webstaur…utopian
- disdrgs
- taco bell or taco bell? ummm ... I guess dis if I had to choose, but scarabin is right, this needs a ton of work :)monospaced
- bothsureshot
- dissection_014
- Those fucken pickle slices touching my burrito?? Fuck dat
I'd go for disfuturefood - here, 'dis', but if it were decent tacos up against a decent chicken or pork burrito, 'dat' every time. both of these look like a profound and sad illness.detritus
- chicken tacos!!imbecile
- }:|detritus
- thatAllisa
- what in gods name is that shit. lol. I hope this isn't what you think tacos and burritos look like.sofakingback
- diarrhea or diarrheasarahfailin
- disLMFAO
- BabaVanga8
- disimbecile
- DIS, with a bucket of popcorn, a 5th of Jack, and a front row seat.Akagiyama
- datutopian
- Dismaquito
- Dis.
Seems a more instantaneous finish.Continuity - Dis. But.... asteroid into the Yellowstone caldera or Antartica just make sure we’re gone for good.thumb_screws
- DAT! Dis we all die. Dat new continents are made and life continues.inteliboy
- Dat: only preprers survive, then you have to fight them for suppliesmoldero